Divorce Party

Went here two weeks ago on a Saturday night with a friend celebrating his divorce. We were staying close by so it was an easy choice. We were thinking about the Palomino or the Rhino but had to experience the biggest strip club in the world. We called ahead about the free transportation and were told it would be about 40 mins and was free of charge. The lady sold us a table over the phone so we would have a reservation. It was $120 per person so $240 total but that included a $100 drink credit per person and even with my friend not drinking it seemed like a good deal so we went for it. She also said if we waited it would be subject to availability and likely cost more.

I was sent a link to confirm the table, submit payment, and to confirm our ride. The driver called 20 minutes later to confirm he would be right on time at the valet. We were picked up in a black stretch limo and were the only passengers. Upon arrival we went straight in and paid no cover but there was no line to skip. We were greeted at the front desk after going through security, (just a ceia system for weapons no pat downs), and then escorted to our table by one of the bouncers. I’m really glad we got the table because the bar area was packed and was standing room only. Our table was a small booth on the inner ring/tier away from the stages and main floor unfortunately.

First some notes on the club. It is BIG and it was packed with patrons and dancers alike, like a huge space with tables and chairs everywhere. There are two small stages in the center with only a few chairs circling them. Not many people sitting at the stage and people did not get up to throw money very often. There seemed like there was always two dancers rotating from one pole to the next and then they’d go off stage and a new one would come on. There was always somebody dancing on stage. The center floor was ringed by booths and filled with tables and chairs. The second tier we were on was all booths and a narrow walkway, the third tier was basically the same. There was only one bar near the entrance we did not visit as our server was taking good care of us most of the night. After our credits ran out she stopped coming by but when I made it clear I still wanted a few more beers she was more attentive. The VIP area is to the back near the bathrooms and consists of 3 rooms. Each has a different level of time/cost/privacy associated with it. The first is 15 minutes and is basically small booths big enough for one person very close together with curtains on the sides and opened fronts. The second similar, 30 mins, and larger with more space. Lastly the most expensive room is 1 hour and is a booth with a large low coffee table (they probably stand/dance on it) and a full wrap around curtain. All of these require you to pay the dancer for her time and buy a bottle. I don’t remember the bottle prices but I do remember the cheapest one cost more than our whole drink credit. The dancers negotiate their rate and we were quoted $400 each for the hour plus the bottle but we declined. Drinks were expensive but fair (it’s Vegas) i.e. $20 beers, $20 shots of Jameson, $20 N.A. beers, and $20 vodka sodas for the ladies basically everything was $20 except the $10 waters. The club is entirely set up for table dances. All the girls are doing them, everyone is getting them, and they are topless lap dances with some light touching allowed. The girls use that to advertise and push VIP. The table dances cost $40 for one song or $100 for 3 and nobody is counting or setting timers but it’s about 15 mins give or take if the girl is enjoying your company and you’re being cool. The main thing is to TIP! If you are tipping they will sit and stay with you longer, extend the dance, who knows but the important thing is to tip. Tip, Tip, Tip. Tip everybody. Tip the door girl for good karma, tip the bouncer for a better table, tip your bartender to get better service, tip your waitress for bringing you drinks so you don’t have to belly up to the bar and can sit back and enjoy yourself, and for the love of god tip the dancers for working hard and showing you a good time! I usually tip flat 20% regardless and more for memorable or meaningful experience. If somebody goes above and beyond for you you should recognize that and let them know and nothing says thank you like money. It’s a Vegas strip club and if you didn’t come to spend a bunch of money you should probably just leave, you’re gonna have a bad time.