the ultimate strip club list

Club Desire is a smallish club, located down the street from Providence Hospital. Its actually two clubs in one: Club Desire occupies the bottom floor, and Club Lust is a more upscale, members only club,…

work was stressful and needed to blow off steam. decided to visit pandoras friday afternoon logging off early. arrived around 1:30 and was there until 2:45. there were around 4-5 patrons when i entered.…

I arrived at Uncle Bucks about 6:30. There is an ID scan and I paid a $5 cover and went inside. It's a large club with a stage in the middle with seating…

In Toronto for a meeting so had a chance to visit the Rail. The club is downtown TO so parking would be a pain if you had a car. It's been a few years since…

Club Fantasies is an old Providence club located in an industrial area of town. I have been visiting, off and on, for about twelve years now, and have seen the neighborhood clean up quite…

Stopped in early evening on a Tuesday. Twins game that night so slightly busier than a normal Tuesday. Cover was $10 but free with same day ticket to any event. When you…

So, it had been a minute since I was at the Playhouse and from reading the reviews, I was interested in going back. Thanks to NYprof to responded to my DM regarding some of…

Was in town to visit a friend in the hospital. Got here around 7:30 and parking lot was pretty empty. $10 cover and for first time had my ID scanned. Place was pretty dead with…

Decided to see if I could find something new in mass, I usually go to boardroom (foxy lady Brockton) but I had a dancer that was fired from there ask me to come see her…

Been there once or twice this most recent visit was derby week so I expected it to be a little busy and a little higher door fee.
Basics
Location easy to find right off the…

I was at local coffee bikini barista recently, and one of the baristas there mentioned she was going to try out dancing, and that her first club she’s going to try out is Bottoms Up.…

Before I decided to head back home, I figured it would be good to give Tootsies one last stop and I can see why people prefer this one.

Skipping ahead of the usual stuff (layout, bar…

Second time visiting Mystique. Went with a friend for his birthday. Club is located inside an industrial area so parking next to the club or even nearby can be a real pain in the ass…

TLDR: Run-down Spanish only club with good lap dances.

 I stopped by Glamour Girls on Thursday about Midnight.  There was plenty of free parking but the entrance…

It’s been a couple of years since I’ve checked this place out. Was here on Friday night, 11pm or so , EMPTY. There were about 20 girls and maybe 5 patrons at most. The women…

It was my first time going to a strip club in Houston. I went on a whim after leaving a bar and saw it was close by so I just went in to see what…

My friend and I stopped by “The Church” on Thursday night about 9:00. It was $20 each for cover, and then $19 plus tip for two beers. Supposedly…

After reading reviews I deceided to give Desire a try on a Saturday night. I didn't have any expereince going to strip clubs but this place was smaller than I expected, but it was a…

New Locomotion Friday late night, actually Sat early morning 5/10/2025

Ok, I have to add more details, although it's the same as in other reviews.
Large building, easy to find lots of parking on the back and…

First time back in Seattle in a few years and am beyond thankful for the Seattle PL's who gave me incredible insight and recommendations to make my trip as eventful and fun as possible!

Arrived on…

This place is called sugar n spice now. Upon arrival, the parking lot was packed. I was greeted in the lot by the owner I believe, and he asked me to park out back. So…

Ok, a second trip to TJs, this time I checked the VIP rooms. Pretty clearly this place is under a management group who care about their customers, not the usual creepers you usually get.…

I’m sure you’ve read about this place or you are at least familiar with it. Former legendary punk music venue in the middle of a cornfield on a dirt road between Highway 10 and Lawrence.…