Chapeau Vert Lounge

In Detroit for the week and wanted to hit a couple of clubs. This was my first stop of the night, only because it was the closest club to my hotel. Club…

Typical dive it's always been. Musty, smokey, poor service. Overweight, pregnant dancers. The only reason I ever stop in is there is no cover,…

100% Black club, the music is rap, no cover on the day I went (maybe because it was so slow?). Really disappointed in the women. Almost all of them were…

Throwback Thursdays are fun, but nothing spectacular going on here other than that. It's what you'd expect from the outside. Last time I was…

The club is just as it appears from outside. Not a lot of spectacular talent. No private room and no extras. There were about 7 girls. All of them were AA and…

Last time I tried to give a review I was shot down by 3 people who thought I did not go into enough depth. I wish I remembered there names. What they…

Had never been to this place before, but drive by it all the time. When I drive by, it is usually never crowded, so I figured it was worth checking out to…

I feel I must preface this review by revealing that, despite it's previous flaws, I always liked this place. Call me twisted but I have a thing for dancers who are a…

it was 2 years since my last visit. Big improvements have been made. They added and updated the parking lot lights. Before I…

No changes to the exterior or interior. Pretty basic, not fancy. Actually kinda rough. For whatever reason I stop in here from time to time. Drink prices are…

This was my first visit there. I've passed by enumerable amount of times. Tap outs at Bogart's and Henry's (an exceptional horrendous visit there) had me decide on the Vert,…

I decided after my November 2016 visit that I had to give one of my old favorite clubs another shot. Walking in I noticed nothing had changed, the wall that once separated…

I stopped by this strip club last month when I went to visit Detroit. This is a topless club. I went on a weekday about 7 and stayed for 2 or 3…

It's been sometime since my last visit. Start times have changed (7pm vs 2pm) only one shift. The place is still the same inside except they have reverted the partition wall at…

It's absolutely free to go in this place, but even then, it isn't worth it. You'll walk out smelling like cheap cigarettes and garbage. The owner should sell the place…

This place is definitely a hole in the wall. Good thing there is no cover charge. I arrived sortly after midnight on Sunday. A diet coke was five dollars. What the heck.…

First off, I'm a veteran of most of our Detroit clubs so you'll understand this review.. It's not a stunning club, it's a workingman's club, Nothing wrong with that. I've been…

OK, I don't like crowds so I went and headed here. The place was not busy. 6 dancers, maybe 7 customers and not much to interest me until Sally came out of…

First change quickly noticed is the bar is no longer open at 3, they have eliminated the afternoon shift. Not sure why except for slow business and hassle from cops. They still…

So...I didn't expect this at all. I finally, after a disappointing visit to La Chambre, decided to hit up Chapeau Vert. I only did it out of pure curiosity, mostly due to…

Stopped at the Chapeau Vert Monday afternoon. Saw one of the regular dancers and talked with her a while. She told me that the VIP area had been removed. Now the…

Stopped in last night. Haven't been out this way in a long time. I was pleasantly surprised tonight. They had two white older cougar milf types working and both…

Visited Chappeau Vert on a recent weeknight. Like most, I have driven past many many times. For some reason I decided to have a look. The interior is not too impressive. Does…

A recent Friday night visit. I don't think I've ever been charged a cover. I think my beer was $6. Three dancers visible, ranging from a 4 to a 6, one on…

So I have been passing this place for years and finally decided to stop in. Wish I would've kept driving. First I pulled into the Club Venus parking lot and decided I…

This was the first strip club I have ever been to. After researching all the Michigan strip clubs for weeks, I decided Chapeau Vert would be best for a first-timer. I arrived on…

Second time here. Drawn in again by the $3 beer offer. But be careful, after 7pm the price doubles to $6. For this place, that seems outrageous. Anyway on this night, there…

I try to go to the Vert only a couple of times a year because they rarely seem to get any new faces in the bar. I was surprised to see that…

This place is rough, like really rough, and the girls are really rough looking too. That being said, I wanted to get my dick sucked and was in the area, so…

Well, after driving by this place hundreds of times, curiosity finally got the best of me. A few buddies and I were hanging out at La Chambre and decided it was time…

This is a small bar where a couple of strippers happen to be, as said by one of the dancers. They have a small stage with poles, a VIP room, and about…

Stopped by after being away for some time now. Most of the dancers remain the same as the last time here and the layout of the place never changes. The single stage…

Had the chance to visit on consecutive days at my go to place with nothing to do. The nice thing about this bar is there are no pushy bar tenders or dancers.…

I decided to visit this club because it is not to far from me since i am in the Redford area. Bad decision. Let me tell you why. First, the club is…

Club is old, dirty and even though it is banned they allow smoking and have zero ventilation. I smelled like a cigarette when I left and was only there about…

What a horrible place... old, dirty, with old machines and equipment piled in the corners. No remodelling since the 1960's. Two or three crazy looking old men sitting at the bar. 3…

Had not been to this club in severl months and not much has changed. One of the older clubs for this area and interior looks the same today as it was 20…

So after a long Wednesday stopped by the Vert for a beer around 9:30 pm. I know not the best talent but no cover and no VIP charge and I only wanted…

Place is on the old side that is for sure. Dancers are friendly and didn't seem to try to hook you on the 10$ drink move. The back VIP room was…

There were few girls working, most are on the heavy side, but I was able to fine a girl that was appeasing to my taste. There is a vip room but it…

My buddy and I have been going here a lot lately rather than Henrys in Southgate because its just so much closer. The buckets of.beer are 5 for.20 as opposed to 4…

I haven't been to Chapeau Vert in more than 20 years. I had been out with friends at a sports bar watching the Tigers on Wednesday night. Whiledriving home on…

I keep thinking this place will change and I get the same result almost every time. I went to this dump around 11pm to see how things were. To the management:…

Visited my old stomping grounds from years back. The Vert is like a museum piece or a trip through a time machine. Its still the same trashy little bar I…

Went in as I have been to the club in its heyday. Dancers are nice to talk to. Definitley not a high class club if you read the other reviews......I know…

When you walk in to this place, you get that run down, bottom of the barrel feel. It's like this is where dancers go when they know they've failed. The…

Chapeau Vert is like the call of the Sirens. You know nothing good will result from going closer, yet the eager optimist sometimes prevails and you allow yourself to be drawn in.…

Went in on a Monday afternoon right after work. 3 girls where working. a tall blonde with huge tits, a tall blonde with no boobs and a shorter girl that…

Decided after years of driving by the place to stop in and see what the deal was. Showed up at about 5:30 on a Tuesday and immediately found out that what…

Was traveling through the area and thought I'd check out the clubs on Telegraph. I stopped by the Chapeau Vert first. I walked in and ordered a beer and saw…

I used to visit this club often when my ATF Rose was working here. Nice petite girl with perky natural tits and nice asss to grind. She stopped stripping and went to…

I've been here maybe three times over several months, always weekend nights. The girls are heavy, old, and bored, and some have alcohol or drug problems. They tend to hang out with…

I get to Detroit every couple of months and I made a late night run on a couple of clubs. Started about 10 PM at Chapeau Vert, most girls were on the…

There's a club for every taste, I guess, but I can't imagine anyone making Chapeau Vert they're regular hang-out. The place is very small, just a boring box with tired furnishings…

Stopped by The Vert a couple weeks ago and it was a little bit of a disappointment from previous trips. Its a regulars bar with good beer prices but the dancer quality…

Chapeau Vert is a low-end strip club. Seems to be a lot of regulars at this place. Nearly seems to be just a regular neigborhood type of bar, just happens to be…

Compared to other SCs in the areas that I went, this one is quite laid-back, easy going, no pushy. Good value: no cover in day shift, free parking, and typical price…

I visited this place a week ago and i almost missed it. I drove past it about 10 after 3 and there was only about 2 cars in the lot. i…

First visit to the "Green Hat", stopped in after a visit to Bogart's. Don't know why except I had some time to spare before heading back to the hotel. This…

Definitely a working class bar. One of those places who will hate the upcoming smoking ban. :) A few bigger girls, but they really know how to make you laugh and have…

Went there on a Saturday evening and the place was pretty busy. Place is located in a strip mall type area. A bit of a dive atmosphere. The private…

The bar has modest elegance and quite humble sophistication. Yeah, it's a dive bar, a workingman's watering hole. My bartender was about 45 wearing a top that showed her belly button floating…

Chapeau Vert is a low-end strip club. Seems to be a lot of regualars at this place. Nearly seems to be just a regular neigborhood type of bar, just happens…

The club itself – 5 This is another one of Detroit’s low rent places. A bar with girls taking their clothes off. Small, almost brightly lit room, with tables and 2…

I like the neighborhood feel of this club. Thats why I keep going there. No cover charge and no vip room cover either. The only thing that bothers me about this place…

I am not sure why but this is one of my favorite bars. I think it's the local feel and I am trying to become a local and it's working.…

I stopped in on a Tuesday night.I used to go here all the time about 20 years ago,but moved to CA.I was surprised to see the place was still here. Outside of…

As usual --- a good little vlub ---what goes on here definitely stays here. It seems that this being a Detroit club it feels a little different that the flashy 8…

I had never been here before and decided to check it out. Chapeau Vert must mean Large and Lovely. If that is what you are looking for then this isn't a horrible…

I returned to this club after about 6 months. I was hoping to see my favorite dancer there but she had taken the night off. This club is small, more…

Visited for the first time in about six months during a recent visit to Detroit and was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the dancers. Used to be more bad than good,…

The club is run down and needs a lot of updating. It is a small club that feels more like a local bar that just happens to have dancers. The…

this place is truly bad. To compare the talent to farm animals would be an injustice to farm animals. The only redeeming quality of this place was the fact that the drinks…

After having such a good time last time I was there, decided to go back and test my luck again. It must have been regular's night or something because the place…

In on Saturday night nobody in the place except for the regulars you know the ones girls spend all the time with no dances given or paid for. No dancers working the…

Haven't been here in a while. Stopped by on a recent Thursday night. Saw the end of the day shift and start of the night shift. Day shift definitely has better looking…

I stopped here the Friday before Easter, it was my first time in a while. Not much has changed with the bar, it has more of a corner dive bar feel to it…

Fed up with La Chambre, I headed down the road to the Chapeau Vert. It's in a seedy windowless building but has safe parking and is in an okay area.…

One thing I like about this place is there is no cover at the door and no cover for the vip room. They also have a happy hour 3-6pm during the weekends…

This place really has improved, I'd also given up on it for quite a long time but they've got some decent specials (beer 3-6, bombs on Wed) and the quality of the…

I gave up on this place a while back because of the bad roads and the bad dancers. I heard it was sold but did not rush back, after a night out…

Had not visited in a while before stopping in last Tuesday night. Same low pressure place, not very busy. Mostly new girls and they seemed to be hanging out with regulars. Laps…

Arrived here 6:15p on Tuesday.4 gals 2 young & 2 late 20's and about 9 customers. Destiny came over and sat with me talking and remembering me from last visit. She shared…

Came here last week twice, both Wed & Thurs, arriving 6:00pm both days and seeing 4 dancers each day; 3 the same & on Thurs, a night shift gal(young) who was in…

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon. About 6 guys and maybe 4 dancers, I'd rate from 3-6. Bar tender was no where to be found. Waited and looked over…

Decided to give this club another try due to the increasingly better reviews and that it is on my way home from work. Stopped in on a Friday afternoon and only…

Stopped in on Thursday for a couple of beers and dances. I gave this club a rating of 6, but not because of the dancers! The first good thing was…

Club not in the best part of town..lock your cars. Girls are very friendly and mileage decent..BUT there is no privacy in the dance area and the club is really smokey. If…

My out of town junket (out of Baltimore town, that is) brought me to lovely Detroit in early December. Exploring the possibilities of "the oldest living nudie bar in the greater Detroit…

We started out out nudie bar marathon out here because I had heard some good stories and wanted to check the place out. Well we were never even looked at by any…

After reading all of the hype on the other boards deceided to chek out the "vert". Most of the dancers were about average with a couple of "hot" sprinkled around, however…

I stopped in here back in July, and the place was about what I recall from last time, except that on the whole, the dances weren't as good. Nina was nowhere to be…

I'd also heard it was going downhill, so I stopped in tonight at was surprised, the women were for sure better than rumors had led me to believe. It's not affected…

Hadn't been here in a while and heard it was going downhill. Looked to me it has slipped a bit, but if you go on the right night and find one of…

I have been gping to this place for years, and and got a lot of great dances and left broke. But what happen I think it was sold. I went in one…

Went to this club last week. They have a good drink special before 7pm. This is definately a neighborhood place. It is a one large room that is very…

Not an upscale place, and not for everybody, but usually a pretty good time. It's old and unimpressive inside. The stage is to the right as you enter and the bar is…

A fairly serious high mileage place, which is rare for the Midwest. No cover, relatively reasonable drinks. Standard strip club, enter in the door, go through another door three feet…

Did a quick walk-through at La Chambre down the street...didn't see anything worth staying for, so I decided to try Chapeau Vert for once. Had heard nice things about the place.…

Visited this club on a recent weeknight purely on a whim. After passing by many, many times I decided to check it out. Very small place with the feel of…