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Seeking current info on Spearmint Rhino, City of Industry

Greetings, all. I hope someone here can help me out. Despite a so-so experience at the Vegas Rhino, I became very enthused by the Z-Bone review of the COI location: http://www.zbone.com/club/reviews/stripla3.htm#Rhino_Industry With the hostess club and bookstore w/glory holes next door, it sounded…

939

Honolulu, Hawaii

Club is kind of slow until...

Club is kind of slow until 10:00pm then tha place picks up. The problem with the place is too little parking. The entrance is facing a street that has heavy traffic. Also the report…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I recently took a little road...

I recently took a little road trip out of my hometown of Atlanta (air dance capital of America) and headed down to South Florida to check out some of the higher-rated TUSCL clubs, including Scarlett's. I…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

I can't comment on the Donut...

I can't comment on the Donut Shop experience. But the guy who said this place is a mixed bag is basically right. It's always changing. They don't require the dancers to have set schedules, and…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

I really like this club. ...

I really like this club. Its clean, layed out well and the girls are always attractive and fun. Now all that said, drinks are a little high as is the cover. And…

Rivergirls Lounge

Fort Knox, Kentucky

I arrived at this club at...

I arrived at this club at 2:15PM, Friday, Novemer 16th, 2007. There was no cover charge assessed upon my entry. I went to the bar and ordered a $4 Red Bull. I…

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

I stopped off at my FAV...

I stopped off at my FAV club on the strip, The Classie Lady, which was open, but for beverages only. The dancers didn't arrive until 5:30PM. This was a change from my last…

Watering Hole Lounge

Pioneer, Tennessee

After getting a room at the...

After getting a room at the local motel, I drove over and arrived at The Hole at 7:45PM, Friday evening, November 16, 2007. I paid the standard $5 cover charge upon entering. I…

Midnight Express

Cornersville, Tennessee

I arrived at the club at...

I arrived at the club at 9:40PM, Friday, November 16, 2007. It makes you wonder why this club is in Pulaski and The Watering Hole is in Cornersville, when they're only seperated by a…

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

Thinking I was a bit tired...

Thinking I was a bit tired of the usual Daytona Beach strip clubs, I decided to check out Biggins. Easy to find, I paid the $5 cover and hoped for a good Friday night…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I went there on business in...

I went there on business in Spring of 2007. I planned on spending an afternoon there. It turned into 3 afternoons. The club is typical, but fairly spacious. I always had…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

As a Chicago boy, I know...

As a Chicago boy, I know what most visiting guys do not. Stay away! Unless you are there for a bachelor party---even then I recommend a stripper to your hotel---it's not worth it. The…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon. ...

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon. They "skipped" the $3 cover 'cause several of the girls were late and they only had 5 girls present. They still outnumbered the customers at that point, so…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

I just visited this club. ...

I just visited this club. Due to the new Ohio law, the girls now wear pasties to cover up their nipples. They have taken the position that this excludes them from being a…

Dream Girls

Fort Mohave, Arizona

Um yikes. This place is like...

Um yikes. This place is like something out of a horror movie. Very dirty. Almost no one there. The two girls that were there clearly grew up near the palo verde nuclear reactor. Save your…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Showed up here about 12:30am on...

Showed up here about 12:30am on a Thursday (the club stayed open until 4am). The parking lot was extremely well lit and gated, which provided a pretty safe feeling. The initial appearance of…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

I arrived at the Gold Club...

I arrived at the Gold Club at 10:30PM, Saturday evening, November 17, 2007. By the looks of the parking lot, it was going to be crowded. I was charged the normal $6 cover…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

walked into this place... paid the...

walked into this place... paid the cover... walked around the corner and realized this place was on the wrong side of the border... say 5 fat mexican women and all the customers spoke little english…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Arrived at 5:00 p.m. - No...

Arrived at 5:00 p.m. - No cover on this trip, but have sometimes had one. It's a small place, with the stage in the center. The lighting is dark and takes time for…

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

I arrived at Christie's at 11:15PM,...

I arrived at Christie's at 11:15PM, Saturday evening, November 17, 2007. As I entered the lobby, I was charged the normal $6 cover charge and was required to purchase two drinks in the lobby.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

This was the first club I...

This was the first club I stopped at while being stuck over a weekend in Phoenix and was very happy to be able to breathe the air and not be able to see it -…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

This club is 1st class all...

This club is 1st class all the way and one does pay for it... but compared to the facilities and it appears to be in line with the standard throughout the area... Dancers are quite…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by here on a Sunday...

Stopped by here on a Sunday evening about 530pm and was greeted with no cover charge and $1 drafts... plus $5 bottled water... this club was very interesting... the left side was only topless and…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

After reading all the reviews of...

After reading all the reviews of this place I figured that it would be wall to wall... and it was - I did how ever feel getting escorted to a table a bit much... would…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

The best way to describe the...

The best way to describe the dance area in the back of this bar is that the music is way too loud.... and the songs seemed to be edited to less than 4 minutes... dancers…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Just got back from a very...

Just got back from a very enjoyable couple of hours at Crazy Horse. Got there about 9:45; there were about 20 guys there, but there were still seats free in the front row next…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

This is a hot club. ...

This is a hot club. There were a lot of very good looking women here. It cost five bucks to get them naked. The girls are friendly. Some kind of just…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

The club is small, parking is...

The club is small, parking is terrible, the dj stinks, the ceiling is way too low, the pole is scary, and the lighting is kinda goofy. With that out of the way, the club…

Jezebel's

Wichita, Kansas

I've been in Wichita on an...

I've been in Wichita on an extended business trip for a while now (see other two reviews). This place was actually worth going into and I had a good time. It was Sat…

The Fantasy Palace

Edinburgh, Scotland

My first ever 10 rating for...

My first ever 10 rating for Scotland! This is based on 2 recent visits on consecutive Thursday & Friday evenings (also got in for £5 on the Friday with discount voucher handed out across the street).…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I would give a higher rating...

I would give a higher rating if not for the unnecessarily loud music. It seems to be a common complaint, so why don't they just lower it a few decibels? I've visited this…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

Visited Columbia on a Saturday afternoon...

Visited Columbia on a Saturday afternoon along with a buddy from Charlotte, and after a trip to Manifest Discs we stopped first at Heartbreakers (later winding up at Platinum Plus, see separate review) right at…

Cheyenne Gentlemen's Club

Roland, Oklahoma

Have visited the club twice since...

Have visited the club twice since my last post...First time I arrived about 6:30...was one of the three customers in the place..there was 5 girls working but yet only one came over to sit with…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Decided to try the weekend scene...

Decided to try the weekend scene one more time - much busier than the weeknights, with a TON of hotties, but the vibe is much more hustle than the rest of the week. I did…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Stopped by here last Friday and...

Stopped by here last Friday and they were filming something for Showtime. They could tell the customers that they would be on camera. Left immediately, will try back later. Saw some 7…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

Finally made it back to DG...

Finally made it back to DG after about a year away. On a Saturday night the place was packed with (non-paying) customers. Why the hell do you go to a strip club if you're not…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

Unique to this club is a...

Unique to this club is a VIP Text Club. They advertise it on the radio and on some of their calendars and in-house posters. Join by texting the word VIP and sending to this number:…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Stopped in Saturday night, still no...

Stopped in Saturday night, still no liquor, I love the lies the dancers tell that soon the liquor will be back, hahaha, but booze isn't the attraction here. The dancers still give some of…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Had my first (Friday night) and...

Had my first (Friday night) and second visits (Saturday afternoon) to this place this weekend...you know what I was looking for. Still can't believe they even charged cover on Friday night. There were four girls…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I went to this place with...

I went to this place with my husband and it was great. It was $5 for me and $10 for him to get in, but we got $5 w/a coupon from Creative Loafing-a free…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

This is a very good place...

This is a very good place to go for lunch, dinner, or meal at any time while they are open. The cover is four bucks. As many of the previous reviewers has suggested, the steak…

Peek a Boo

Portland, Oregon

I went to Sugar Shack, as...

I went to Sugar Shack, as well as Chantilly Lace next door (also see my review on Chantilly Lace) this Friday night. The place is actually quite spacious but clearly run-down. There is a small…

Chantilly Lace

Portland, Oregon

After I walked out of Sugar...

After I walked out of Sugar Shack, I went into this place. Alomos the same layout, furniture, dance rooms and private rooms as the Sugar Shack (see my review of Sugar Shack). The same price…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

Not much new to report, the...

Not much new to report, the club is a little shabbier than the last time, but until the owner starts to spend some money, that's going to be the case with every visit. Must be…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

It was friday, and after a...

It was friday, and after a great dinner in downtown portland, I was on my way to Exotica. Can't remember the cover (I hit four different clubs that night,maybe $5 or $6). The place is…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Went afternoon mid week. There...

Went afternoon mid week. There were probably more dancers than customers. The dancer quality was generally average with a couple of exceptions at both ends of the scale. Avoided making a snap decision and was…

Black Lace

Revere, Massachusetts

This place is on the 3rd...

This place is on the 3rd floor. They sell flimsy lingerie and a few sex toys and videos. Buy $50 worth and get a modeling session. I think there are 2 large private…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

The Players Club is for my...

The Players Club is for my $$$ the best in Maryland if you want a good lap dance..There is always a wide variety of dancers to choose from and they do seem to have a high…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

went there on a wednesday nite..there...

went there on a wednesday nite..there were around 15 girls was there. called one for lap..but she was busy, some girls refused that their time is over. Atlast the first called girl given a lap..that…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

This is a great club. My...

This is a great club. My Husband I went here 11/17 and had a great time. We went home pleased. The VIP Manager is fun and attentive and the girls were out going and very…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

stopped by a couple of times...

stopped by a couple of times in the last week.both times this place was very slow.there is no alcohol but it is fully nude.the inside of the club is very very nice.although the quality of…

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Whore option as new Plan B

Not that I see anything wrong with the working girl business. However when one sees very attractive (no BJ/no HJ, no FS in other words "clean") established dancers increasingly mentioning things like 1. possibly moving to a Nevada ranch to…

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Dancers Asking You to Smile . . .

Probably it is just that I'm an old sour puss-- even when I was young. But, I receive that request too often. Once is too often, imho. So anyone else being asked to smile? Or, if…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

cleos was the first hit for...

cleos was the first hit for the montreal weekend. nothing new there. Maybe 15 girls. ranged from about 2 to 6, mostly in the lower range. drinks were the same price as the rest of town.…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Went to Dejavu located in Ypsilanti...

Went to Dejavu located in Ypsilanti recenlty. The club is located in a downtown ypsi with on street parking. The cover to enter the club is $12 and the drinks are $5-$6. Most of the…

V Club

Holborn, England

Unfortunately, the reviews are pretty accurate...

Unfortunately, the reviews are pretty accurate here. Was just in London attending a quick conference in the financial district so stopped by this place after the pubs closed one night. Luckily I had printed a…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I was in there last Friday...

I was in there last Friday and there were some hot girls and it seems like the VIP patrol has loosened up. There was a really cute little black girl and a hot little…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I'd have to say this is...

I'd have to say this is probably my favorite strip club in the US. Why? Well - you really can do just about anything in this place. Anything you've imagined doing in a strip club…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This may well be the best...

This may well be the best club in vegas but my experience is usually hit-n-miss, so I tend to think this joint a tad overrated. Believe it or not, the clubs I frequent back…

Showgirls Gentlemens Club

Cathedral City, California

This is a big club with...

This is a big club with no one in it. Maybe that's because no one seems to care about making money, a failing I haven't noticed at many other clubs. So not many dancers…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Was there on a Thursday night...

Was there on a Thursday night in October. I had been here several years ago and thought it was the best club I had ever been to. It was still fun - however…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Oh how the mighty have fallen,...

Oh how the mighty have fallen, used to be worth the time, the money, and now it is a shallow shell of its former self. Used to love the Euro girls, but it looks…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Was there on a Wednesday evening....

Was there on a Wednesday evening. The place is expensive - a couple of beers was $20 with the tip, 20 each to get in, people looking for tips everywhere. The dancer quality was, as…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I visited the HiLiter for the...

I visited the HiLiter for the first time on a Monday night after a disappointing experience at Christie's (too lame to even review). But having read some of the reviews, I thought I'd check…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

The girls were typically a little...

The girls were typically a little thick and curvy here. But I like that. And even if I didn't, this place was the best place I've ever been to for inexpensive and liberal…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Fresh from another visit last night....

Fresh from another visit last night. The rumors of Treasur's demise are greatly overstated. I found an incredible selection of women last night -most of very high quality. The customers are getting a little rough…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

I visited the Pink Palace last...

I visited the Pink Palace last Sunday. The place was crowded with approximately 30 dancers and 100 customers at 6:00pm when I arrived. I tipped the dancers on stage a few dollars. I hung out…

Cheetahs

Amarillo, Texas

I stopped by a while ago...

I stopped by a while ago when I was passing by. The girls there were alright. I am not into the model look, so the one I saw, I think her name was…

Cheetahs

Amarillo, Texas

I just want to add a...

I just want to add a little to mine that I forgot to put in. The club has somewhat easy access from the I-40, it is right only a surface street, but Amarillo is…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

A little hard to find. ...

A little hard to find. Great parking lot. It seemed a little odd getting in to me. You pay at the door for a ticket, or you can buy a VIP admission…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

Just recently visited the club for...

Just recently visited the club for lunch to check out the menu and the dancers. Food was great and I have met a great dancer, a solid 9, with good social skills and had a…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

Stopped several times in the last...

Stopped several times in the last two months. Dancers start set on stage and slide off on to patrons lap for dollar dance. They ask for a private dance. If you say…

Bar L'Axe

Montréal, Quebec

L'Axe was my second stop. and...

L'Axe was my second stop. and what an improvement. maybe 20 girls ranging from 5-8 and in my opinion a 9, but she was my type! drinks the same. 5-6 mixed. 12 for vodka redbull... got a…

Platinum Royale

Hillsborough, North Carolina

Went by about 11:00 pm on...

Went by about 11:00 pm on a Thursday. 7or 8 girls and maybe 3 guys, I may have been the only customer. Had a VIP dance with Sherry that was just what I…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I've been to this place several...

I've been to this place several times, but recently went on a weekday for a couple of hours in the late afternoon. Drinks are EXPENSIVE, but the atmosphere is well worth the money. Many of…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

This place is a disappointment. You...

This place is a disappointment. You are probably better off driving far to the south in Denver to have a decent experience. Cocktail service isn't great, girls aren't that attentive, and the nude side has…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

After being invited to the VIP...

After being invited to the VIP lap dance room I was approached by the bouncer stating I owed $200 for the multiple songs. Prior to I was never informed of the cost or that I…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

The absolute best club I have...

The absolute best club I have ever been to period. Despite not having VIP areas, the open couch touch all dances were teriffic. There were a tremendous number of girls working and all…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

I did not find this club...

I did not find this club to be very good. I want on a Sunday (perhaps that was one of the problems). I found the club to be a bit small. Drinks…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I visited this past Monday while...

I visited this past Monday while in the area on business. As always, had a great time here at Scarletts. I visited from about 1:00PM to 3:00PM, when I had to leave for…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Ecstasy is an awesome club -...

Ecstasy is an awesome club - but you'll pay for it. The interior of the club is pretty nice and the place is quite comfortable. Bathrooms are clean too. The girls are…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Friday night at 11:00pm the club...

Friday night at 11:00pm the club was still somewhat quiet with plenty of seating available. By 12:30 it was pretty full. Some of the regular A-listers were absent but I always seem to find someone…

Hot Lap Dance

New York, New York

Hot Lap Dance gets my very...

Hot Lap Dance gets my very first ever 10 rating even on the very slow Tuesday night. First of all, you should send an email for a reservation because they did check the list on the…

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More erotic adventures of shadowcat

I just finished my monthly trip to my favorite club. No review this month because it has not been 4 weeks since my last one. One of my best trips ever. 1st of all 2 free nights at my hotel…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

This place would be a 10...

This place would be a 10 if it was more that a bikini bar. Stopped by last night around 10 pm. This was the first night the place has opened during the week.…

Club Super Sexe

Montréal, Quebec

This is a legendary strup club...

This is a legendary strup club so when I visited Montreal I had to go. My friends and I waited in line to get in when we were approached by the bouncer and said for…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Went to Sugars late on a...

Went to Sugars late on a Tuesday night. The parking lot was packed around midnight and the club was nearly full too. Paid $10 cover and found a seat near the 2nd stage.…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Well another day another dollar...so they...

Well another day another dollar...so they say. I stopped in again last Monday early evening. Same atmosphere but didn't have the gorgeous lady working behind the bar this night but instead some dude so that…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Went to Scores last weekend for...

Went to Scores last weekend for my buddys bachelor party, had a great time. Girls get crazy high up on a 2 story pole. Had to have the best looking dancers I have seen…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

I have been going to PT's...

I have been going to PT's Sports Cabaret consistently for about a year. What's not to like - women and big screen sports! From the first night it has been a pleasure whether the…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

OVERALL, AN EXCELLENT CLUB WITH OUTSTANDING...

OVERALL, AN EXCELLENT CLUB WITH OUTSTANDING STAGE DANCING. I have previously reviewed this club in detail on Sept. 2007, so please read that review first. This review will only note the difference between my two visits. Basically,…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

I was out at the Oracle...

I was out at the Oracle Conference this week. 43,000 people so the club was pretty busy. Nice atmosphere, not too much pressure. Friendly girls willing to sit with you for a…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

In twice recently, both on Mondays,...

In twice recently, both on Mondays, a few weeks apart. The first time, a great selection of gals I like, older and filled out, friendly not pushy and able to shoot the breeeze. Many 8+…

Agora Gentlemen's Club

Erie , Michigan

Made the fall trip to Alcatraz....

Made the fall trip to Alcatraz. About time to call it quits on this place. With the legal situation in Ohio, I thought the quality of girls would improve. It hasn't.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Dropped into Ricks Tuesday afternoon about...

Dropped into Ricks Tuesday afternoon about 2pm. Good number of girls working that equalled the number of patrons. Most of the girls were in the 7-8 category with a few on each side. Probably a…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Sadly, most of the previous reviews...

Sadly, most of the previous reviews are correct. The increased Big Brother policy carried out by the Penguin Patrol and new seating configuration has effectively ruined this place, at least temporarily. Went in on Saturday afternoon…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

Was at visions on a saturday...

Was at visions on a saturday night. 10 cover. Place has dingy feel, dark, and below average girls probably 10 there that night and 2 or 3 worth seeing - none better than…

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, Maryland

Went to Choo Choo's for the...

Went to Choo Choo's for the second time in as many months. The first time the club was dead due to the World Series but the dancers were fabulous. The second time...even better.…

Diamond Club Cabaret

Houston, Texas

I usually always dip into this...

I usually always dip into this club after a meal at El Teimpo. This club does not open up until 4 pm, so its not a place to go during lunch housr, although its…

Wild West Saloon

Winnemucca, Nevada

I have very good news boys....

I have very good news boys. The ownership has changed hands again since the summer. The Black Pearl was sadly closed for a few months, but she re-opened last Friday night (11-9-07).…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I was at PT's for the...

I was at PT's for the first time in years the other day. Paid the $5 admission, their afternoon admission cost, and saw a club that has not changed in 10 years. Granted,…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

I visited Miss Kitties on a...

I visited Miss Kitties on a Thursday night. The club is located near the Hustler club and Hollywood Showplace and is easy to find right off I 64. Entry was $5 and beer…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Once again, the Oasis comes through....

Once again, the Oasis comes through. Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon. I had not been at the club in months. As always, there is a wide variey of talent at this club. I prefer…

Hush Puppy Saloon

Cape Girardeau, Missouri

I stopped in to the Pony...

I stopped in to the Pony on a recent trip to the Cape after checking out Hush Puppy Saloon down the road. The Hush Puppy had only 2 or 3 reviews at the time…

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Dancer's Ethical Obligations . . .

1. Don't over count dances. 2. Don't lie about mileage. 3. Don't lie about OTC. 4. Don't piss on a customer who is trying to save your time. 5. Breath mints please! 6. Please take guilt out of your…

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Dancer's influence on you

Someone mentioned that he start listening to country music due to his ATF preference. I got my share of hip hop music which I had to listen to in Detroit area SCs and I have burned a few CDs for…

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The 10 Best Move Stripteases (main stream movies)

Thought everyone might enjoy this... http://unibrow.uber.com/moviestrip

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Fat Dancer's Lament . . .

A dancer over at Club Diamonds was shooting the breeze with me because it was so dead. She blamed the poor management and gave as an example the manager reading the dancers the riot act over weight. She…

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Tattoo

I may be re-inventing a wheel here, but to me, a dancer with no tattoo, like one I met in this clean, air dances club last night, screams " I am of higher cast, a more expensive professional". Retrospectively, the…

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Strip clubs and the changing role of women

OK, as advertised, here it is. I can think of about 30 different ways that the changing role of women in our society has impacted strippers and strip clubs, some positive some negative (personally I think the overall impact…

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He Didn't Like Strippers . . .

and he was telling me about an invasion that radically change the world, which is now many years past due, from non-human humans that resided on planets billions of light years away. He claimed to be one of these…

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Still encountering firsts in strip clubs after visiting clubs for 10 years?

I had two more firsts in my visits to strip clubs. One was a lap dance where I was trying to dodge breast milk. I was holding my hands up to try to deflect the milk from hitting…

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Mind Your F***ing Manners

I decided to bring this up in the hope of getting some customer insight. Last night, I was at work talking to a group of four guys. I introduced myself, and proceeded to ask, one by one, if they were…