I arrived at this club at...

I arrived at this club at 2:15PM, Friday, Novemer 16th, 2007. There was no cover charge assessed upon my entry. I went to the bar and ordered a $4 Red Bull. I noticed three other customers and about six dancers, ranging in appearances from 6 to 8.

Within 'a' minute, this blonde dancer (7), wearing a wig, 32 years old, 20 pounds excess, and with stripper experience only, asked if she could sit with me (at the bar). I begrudgingly bought her a $10 dancer drink for the conversation. Some of the dancers were playing pool, others going in and out of the entrance to smoke cigarettes.

After looking around the club, I noticed it was quite darker toward the rear, so I suggested to we go sit at one of the tables. She explained that for her to join me, it takes a $20 dancer drink. This didn't particularly surprise me, as I felt in my "BONES" that the closer you got toward the back of the club, the better the action would be. I bought her the drink and we ajourned to a table near the LD cubicles. There was a four foot wooden barrier between us and the main club area and bar. I did a little titty fondling and placed her hand on Mr Happy through the trousers. She asked if I'd be interested in a $100 half hour special in their champaigne room, which appeared pretty private, but covered in long heavy beaded curtains. I enquired as to how much would I be expected to tip on top of the room charge, for a good time, and she responded $50 to $100. She then said to me, "I have to ask you this, as I do all customrs. Are you affiliated anyway with any law enforcement agencies?" HAH! I said, no, not other than paying my taxes!!! I wonder if that would really keep a dancer out of getting charged?? Anyway, I opted for a $20 LD in one of the cubicles to test her mileage before spending the BIG BUCKS. The LD had NO mileage, other than some mild grinding and Stevies.