Unfortunately, the reviews are pretty accurate...

Unfortunately, the reviews are pretty accurate here. Was just in London attending a quick conference in the financial district so stopped by this place after the pubs closed one night. Luckily I had printed a free entry coupon (save 20 pounds!) off their web site. A huge layout with two floor-level small stages. On a Saturday night maybe 7-8 other customers, 4-5 dancers. One dancer was about an 8, others were in 5-6 range.

I watched two girls dance very uninspired pole dances, then the 8 came to ask if I wanted a "lap dance." Sure, she was the only one worth trying! But total air dance - at least she got fully nude - but less contact than I get on the subway in the mornings!

I guess London just isn't worth it, prostitution is closer to legal so I guess people just get laid... but that's not my cup of tea, so to say.