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The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Worth the Visit

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Pulled into the club around 3:00 on a Thursday afternoon and turned my car over to the mandatory valet. ($7). Made my way up the stairs and entered the club without having to pay a…

softwood

Front Room

Unexpected and unrequested extras

Not complaining by any stretch, and trying not to brag but my past 2 visits (different clubs) both resulted in extras much higher than what would be considered normal. Both were in communal lap dance areas and were well welcome…

shanny72

La Gloria Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

A First Recon with the Meseras of La Gloria

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

La Gloria is one of the Zona Norte's smaller bars. Sitting on Av. Constitution in between Calle Coahuila and Primer Callejón Coahuila, it's almost catty corner to Chicago Club. It's an easy and quick…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

🐍 La Víbora: A Depraved Evening with a Tropi Chica

Tropi is always second choice, the red-headed stepchild, slumped on the other side of Calle Coahuila from the dazzling Hong Kong club. Chicas get sent here because they're too *feo* for Hong Kong, they've gained…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I absolutley loved falling into her TRAP!!

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Long timer.. back for my beauties No change in Setup.. $5 entrance fee.. I came in and immediately caught the eye of one of my regulars... I was hoping to find her, to get a couple of…

vecayep251

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Variety of Dancers - Variety of Prices

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I was in Omaha to see a baseball game and decided to swing by the Rhino on my way home. I have enjoyed good times here before and expected a good selection of dancers on…

JayhawkJohn

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Laid back club that serves it's purpose

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Have been going here for about a year now. It is definitely better than deja vu / dream girls, but it's still just an Indiana club. It suffers from being relatively dead, especially during day…

yxqltkmls

Tijuana

😱 HK slides out of the TUSCL Top 40 Number 1 Spot

I noticed just after I submitted a recent review that HKGC is no longer the number 1 club on the TUSCL Top 40. I'm horrified! That honor now belongs to Allure a tiny little nuru massage place in…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Intel on Amber

Does anyone have any intel on Amber? I get mixed reviews about her. Some say she is boring and doesn’t do much others say she does plenty of extras in the back and gets you off. If anyone can message…

MaleReview

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Terrible Experience

★★★★★★1.0/10

I have stated in multiple reviews how the layout of the club is however for the sake of new viewers I will sum it up quickly to get to my review. You pull in from…

MaleReview

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

Another successful day at the Tex/mex

I typically to to t/x mid afternoon. Works best for me for driving around after a couple beers and not as many guys around the club. I think there were 7 gals there…

Smilinjack

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Can't Match Muddy

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Usually when I am in Indianapolis I go to Brad's, but I saw a really good review from Muddy about this place and decided to give it a try. I arrived…

fatdan99

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

$12.50 Lapdances in ONTARIO? Yes.

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Let me get to the point. On Wed, 12-7pm Lapdances are 2 for 1. Pure Gold is a $25 / dance club, but at 2 for 1, it's $12.50. This, ladies and gentlemen, is…

Ctaine

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Two visits: one great, one bust

This review is of two different visits with two pretty different outcomes. TLDR: YMMV. Some girls are much better than others. The first time I went it was a Wednesday evening, and DEAD. Almost no patrons.…

thethirdtaco

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Maybe I am too picky

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Alright I haven't been clubbing that much since the pandemic. But I fell off the wagon, re-subscribed to TUSCL, and decided to club again some. And I decided to make my triumphant return…

Ghostrider998

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

A Tale of Four Titties

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

*¡Ándale! Échalé!* shouted the four chicas, clapping and laughing raucously. / Go on, send it! Nena, her shirt open, wrapped her legs around the stripper pole in my hotel room and clambered to the top…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Decent affordable down to earth strip club

Quite a few strip clubs in the Hartford area but this may be one of the better ones. Located about 30 min from Hartford on the north side of town, it's a fairly nondescript 1…

Doughbuyx

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

Surprising club if chilling at a club is what you're looking for

I was headed down Valley Blvd towards Paradise when I happen to spot this club. It was totally not on my radar before this, in fact I'm not sure I even knew it existed. I…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Platinum Plus Allentown - worst blue balls from a hot latina

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Went here on Wednesday afternoon. I was 1 of 3 customers in here at the time. A smoking hot Latina comes over to me after her show. Asks if I can get her a drink,…

tatas23

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Some Afternoon rule changes and the Moose

★★★★★★★3.7/10

This place gets far more attention than it deserves. I have been here numerous times and this will be my last report on this hell hole. I won't waste time describing the Moose lodge…

Skank0211

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

A new twist at HK, at least for me.

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

It's remarkably difficult to review this place given that it gets so much action and traction. If you just relate your trip then you are criticized and suggest that it should go in the discussions.…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Couldn't have been a worse time to go but I still think it's a worthwhile club

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I made a mistake of stopping at this club at about 6:00 PM. I was aware that shift change usually happens around 7:00 but I really expected more than the two girls that were there.…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Suggest you don't go until later in the evening

On a bit of a road trip the traffic was getting pretty heavy on I-10. I took a quick look at my map and I realized I could make a pit stop here and kill…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

"Cherry on Top!"

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

"It would be great if the 3 amigos could hit TJ together in Augosto!" Little did I know when we shared this text literally 3 months prior what an epic night we would have…

Zbott

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Fun place to spend some time

A Latin-focused club with a nice vibe. Dancers are definitely focused on getting you to the back for a dance, but not as aggressive as others in the Pompano area. Chatted with a couple of…

Jaxxon79

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Will be on my way soon

Does anyone want to hit up TJ with me? Will be in SD 9/9 & 9/10. Never been to TJ

Scooter16

Front Room

Tj

Does anyone want to hit up TJ on 9/9 or 9/10? I will be in SD for a few

Scooter16

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Cubans

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Friday after midnight during middle of August. $20 to get in. Got dropped off by Uber. Interior is big and nice. First area is a long bar and some stages with seating around…

brolic

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

been there a couple of times

I have been at PK a number of times. Valet is $7. Admission is $10 but there are lots of coupons on line and free admission cards from the dancers. Club is large and nice…

traveler2019

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Trip To Geisha House

I Took It Upon Myself To Visit The Geisha House, When i Arrived To The Place They Buzzed Me In And I Sat Down In The Waiting Room For a Few Minutes Before They Sent…

Club.Addict

Vivid

New York, New York

I had a vivid experience this time

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Thursday afternoon around 6pm in NYC last month. I wanted to visit this place for a long time as one friend recommended. As I head there, I got a free cover card at the corner,…

Scouter1209

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

A big, solid, 6.5. Not anything special, but clean and safe.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

First time here, arrived for a midweek afternoon visit. Overall, it earns an "Average" rating. Nothing special, not sketchy, not unclean, it was just kind of "there." Expected that more would be on offer, based…

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Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

New girl, lots of tattoos

On the clubs Instagram there’s a new girl. Skinny, lots of tattoos. Her Instagram name has tattams of something like that. Anyone have any info on her?

Mrprov

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Don't regret it, but won't go again.

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I was in Seattle for a work trip back in May. I had a rental car and a few extra days so I had planned to hit up some clubs in Portland. However I had…

PAPA2025!

Front Room

Scandinavia

What's word on Scandinavian countries? Maybe one of these years I would think about heading out there but I'm reading reviews, it just sounds like a huge dumpster fire when it comes to mongering but those write ups are pretty…

Muddy

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Did I see a Russian at Diva's

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Limited parking and in an industrial part of town near the international airport. Paid door fee and added VIP to be seated in the better section of the club (VIP is not cabana in Divas,…

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