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Why Do You Go to Strip Clubs

Baristafan
BaristafanVIP26290

6 mos ago · 1 min read

Why do you go to strip clubs?

A) To think you are cool and hang out with hot chicks?

B) Stage Shows with Naked Women

C),Its just a bar with Boobs.

D) Clean Lap Dances

E) To fuck Strippers

F) You are a pathetic loser

Pick any letter but we know everyine is an F.

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Baristafan

I am an E/F combo

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sfrsox

B, C, D, E, F

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mech23

B through E

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Baristafan

@mech23 we are all F's.

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DandyDan

At various points in my history with strip clubs, I could reasonably go with all of the above. Anymore, it's mostly B and C.

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Jascoi

Yup. All the above

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stripperlover777

🔺 🔥 ' I like watching hot strippers on the stage, sitting with, atmosphere, good food, drinks & music! Happy Holidays & New Year Cheers!

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shadowcat

I go just to get out of the house.

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gSteph

Usually in a strip club there is an amazingly beautiful woman (or 2 or more). For a more or less reasonable amount of money they will wriggle on your lap while you fondle them and enjoy their beauty 😉 and warmth.

That's why.

So a,b,and d.

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docsavage

B and D but I also like to talk and interact with the girls a little bit and have them act like they appreciate me being there. I have sometimes picked out a pretty stripper to do lap dances with and left slightly disappointed because she was untalkative and unfriendly and kind of acted like she was doing me a big favor by spending time with me.

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JamesSD

Mostly B/C with a little E.

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ilbbaicnl

D.5) medium dirty lap dances

G) to a find a stripper who will see me OTC that I really like. So I won't have to sit on taint sweat mixed with superspreader escort saliva.

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PhantomGeek

Me? F^F+1

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Baristafan

@phantomgeek wins.

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Owlyoung_ggofv

I am B, C, D, E. C is infrequent since I don't really need alcohol

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datinman

B) to pique my interest D) a couple to a few to get the juices flowing E) absolutely, or I might as well stayed at home

all of which I guess makes me F)

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