Why do you go to strip clubs?
A) To think you are cool and hang out with hot chicks?
B) Stage Shows with Naked Women
C),Its just a bar with Boobs.
D) Clean Lap Dances
E) To fuck Strippers
F) You are a pathetic loser
Pick any letter but we know everyine is an F.
B, C, D, E, F
B through E
@mech23 we are all F's.
At various points in my history with strip clubs, I could reasonably go with all of the above. Anymore, it's mostly B and C.
Yup. All the above
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I go just to get out of the house.
Usually in a strip club there is an amazingly beautiful woman (or 2 or more). For a more or less reasonable amount of money they will wriggle on your lap while you fondle them and enjoy their beauty 😉 and warmth.
That's why.
So a,b,and d.
B and D but I also like to talk and interact with the girls a little bit and have them act like they appreciate me being there. I have sometimes picked out a pretty stripper to do lap dances with and left slightly disappointed because she was untalkative and unfriendly and kind of acted like she was doing me a big favor by spending time with me.
Mostly B/C with a little E.
D.5) medium dirty lap dances
G) to a find a stripper who will see me OTC that I really like. So I won't have to sit on taint sweat mixed with superspreader escort saliva.
Me? F^F+1
@phantomgeek wins.
I am B, C, D, E. C is infrequent since I don't really need alcohol
B) to pique my interest D) a couple to a few to get the juices flowing E) absolutely, or I might as well stayed at home
all of which I guess makes me F)
I am an E/F combo