just some Sunday randomness:
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Gophers. A young, blonde, spinner was walking around with a halter top that showed off how amazingly real and jiggly her breasts were. The top halves of her halter cups were completely open and they looked like the best Jell-o I never had. No table dances, straight to the VIP. She took off her top and they were real - real gofers. She took off her top and her tits go [fer] her knees. Baby damage?
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Meat bullets. Next, a sexy, toned, more mature brunette. Everything perfectly proportioned, toned, and shaped. An ass like onion (made me want to cry), toned quads and arms, just a hint of a six-pack and hip flexors, and perfectly sized breasts. I believed they could be real, because they were not overly large and she wasn't 0% body fat. Table dances to start. Top comes off, tits don't move. At all. Not a millimeter. She leaned, swayed, forward and back, side to side, and her boobs stared straight ahead like perfect FMJ parabellums. It seems I may have overcorrected from the gofers.
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Picasso. A six foot tall, statuesque, blonde, MILF. Big, fake MILFy porn tits, with a waist, thighs and ass to match. She was not fat, not even chubby - think Julia Ann or Alexis Fawx (Fawk?). She was wearing a sock dress that clung to her curves in just the right way. I walk up to introduce myself, strike up a conversation, and have just asked her for a lapper when she is called on stage. When this happens, I site by the stage to tip and make sure she comes to see me next (unless someone is really outbidding me with stage tips). Music starts, dress comes off, and I realize I have made a terrible mistake. The tits were real. Real bad bolt-ons. Her skin had the same consistency as her dress - fuzzy. Not with the peach fuzz some women have, but crepey fuzzy as happens after the Florida sun burns away all of your elastic collagen. Like a Pablo Picasso painting- she was good from afar but far from good.
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Makes one wonder how they make a living doing this.
^ because after enough alcohol everyone becomes attractive. Also Gam is very discerning, some others customers are not at all.
I’d take 2 in a heartbeat over 1 and 3.
I have learned over the years if they keep their bra on and just pop their boobs out the top, that is because those things are going to hang like amulets. If they keep clothing over their stomach, it is to hide baby damage. The women who wear high waist bikini bottoms at the beach are trying to keep their lard tucked in.
I’m so glad that the last 15 years they’ve been getting much better on fake boobs that are nice and soft and feel real.
@Jascoi: that's true, but only if the woman has a good surgeon and pays for the high quality fakes. Plenty of hard, spherical tits still being churned out today.
#3. Picasso had a cubist period. I only hope that her nose, pussy and boobs were attached to the correct locations.
Spinner, b-cups, silky smooth, no pubic hair, 98% of the time.
#3 you mean Monet. The impressionist style is what you mean. Quote comes from Clueless
@dannyboy
No, I mean Picasso. I first heard the phrase from a Cuban named Tony in Chicago I mean the same Picasso that sculpted that disturbing horse/afghan hound/woman head in Daley Plaza.
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