What would you do if you knocked up a stripper?

Lmao

Nope, but then, I had a vasectomy 39 years ago!😂

As soon as I saw the title, I knew who posted this without looking.

Bartender asked a stripper if they ever got pregnant in VIP. Stripper replied "Sure, where do you think bartenders come from?"

If I were to knock up a stripper, I would consider it somewhat a miracle. I had my vasectomy over 40 years ago in my early 30s.

You pay for the abortion, plus some for the inconvenience. You offer to take them to their appointment. They think you're being sweet, but you're just making sure it happened.

I’ve taken measures to make sure that doesn’t happen and I use condoms any way. The reality is if it happens a lot is out of your hands. There is a high probability you really don’t know her so the ball is really in her court. An unplanned pregnancy where you don’t have a relationship with the mother is a nightmare.

Man. So many want to kill the baby.

Nope, would never ever ever ever happen. The idea of having a baby through a stripper is a nightmare, I would hate for my child to be conceived that way. Besides, I'm too terrfied of catching something from one of these girls even if I had a condom on, that's pretty much the reason why I don't kiss nipples or anything like that, I don't wanna possibly catch herpes or whatever. Call me paranoid, but I rather be safe than terribly sorry.

Has not happened yet. I keep trying

Sue the doctor who performed my vasectomy.

So many strippers are going bare these days

As much as I hate condoms I don't think my anxiety will allow me to fuck a stripper without a cover.

@Utapau30

Do it. You will never regret it.