Merry Christmas and Happy Hobbezedays!

Back in the veritable strip club wasteland that is Central PA after some fun travels elsewhere. I have the Hobbeze Instagram page in my links and peruse the dancers as they post their schedules. I have reviewed this establishment several times in the past; for those who do not know, this is an adult entertainment store with a movie theater portion that caters to gay men, a video and sex toys portion, a nude sun deck (NOT in use this time of year) and a private dance area consisting of a couch in a moderately large room with a stage that has a dancer pole. There is most frequently a single dancer on and so you don't get a choice (hence my perusing of FB prior to my visit there). There is also a "peep show" part of the private dance area wherein the dancer goes behind an glass enclosed room and apparently pleasures herself while you do the same (I have not ever partaken of this).

Zee was on the schedule for this particular Saturday - a very attractive Latina with all natural curves -- wonderful B-cup breasts, minimal tattoos, and a lovely smile. I had seen her in the past and thankfully, she remembered me from before. The dances there are 2 dances for $80, 30 minutes for $200 and 60 minutes for $400 and in most all of my experiences there, the dancers get totally nude. It IS a YMMV type of place, however, and if you get to know a dancer and vice versa, the investment CAN be worth the effort. I enjoyed a 30 minute dance with Zee and got my Christmas holiday off to a very nice start.

As I mentioned in the intro, Central PA isn't the most active place for strip club action but at Hobbeze, if you scout ahead, you should, at the very least, get a nice nude lap dance from an attractive young woman.