Spearmint Rhino
505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

Good times in nowhere.

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Dec 23, 2025, 2:18 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Went up to fabulous Santa Maria for a “club function”. Had a few brothers in from out of state and wanted to treat them to a good night. Luckily there was a local skin club that was open and willing to do business with our kind. Spoke with the door manager before going to make sure they allowed us in, he said as long as we don’t bring in weapons he’d be perfectly happy allowing us a good evening. He even allowed us in n outs to have drinks in the parking lot. This place was very small, almost looks like it use to be a dental office. Entrance is in the back, small entrance, from the street you only see a small sign and purple lighting around the windows. Door manager wanted us all, and even gave us free passes since there were so many of us. Stage was to the right corner as you walk in. Register, and DJ was to the left as you walk in. One girl walking around providing drinks, she was honestly the hottest girl in the club. Sexy, great body, pretty face and smile. She knew she was hot! Two couches that sit about 6 people with a small table and light to the right back wall. The stage was sunken in, small about 12x12. Pole in the middle. 6-7 seat tip area, dancers get really interactive there. Total about another 8 seats on the left area of the club. Really tight space, the girls come out near the seating area. Really dark but the stage is lit well. Big column in the stage which keeps some viewers from seeing the show. There are about 5 girls walking around and on stage one at a time. As we showed up the manager called in more girls and ended up being around 10 girls that evening. There’s a lap dance area in the back of the club, semi private. The VIP is out of view from the club, however there is no privacy, very dark in there tho. There are some blind corners and an area where there is a long wall to get you some privacy. The bouncers don’t go back there really so if you got a girl that you have been treating right she may give extras. There were a few highlights. Girls are a good mixture of white and Mex American. There was an amazing girl, Sosa, absolute stunner! Amber, blonde with tattoos, thin and cute. Alexis, older woman, maybe mid 30s but great fit body small tits, phoenix pretty cute, the lowest rated of them all but great energy and fun. I got the attention of Lilith, large back tattoo, great bolt ons, nice smaller fit ass. Hard metal dancer, got a few dancers with her and she took me to the VIP room, worked out some things and had a very good time. Such a god time we went back Saturday and really made the most out of the weekend in the middle of nowhere. Girls were good fun, after we closed the place down, they came to party at our hotel. Girls made some good money, we had a great time. Not a bad place to check out if you’re in the area. Great time to be had and the girls are hungry for a good time. All in all, 7/10 wish it was bigger and more privacy. The girls know how to have a good time.

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Good times in nowhere.