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So is it fair to say that you should not talk about people and specific acts on the discussion boards?

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Sexiest comment made to you from stripper?

While getting a lapdance, I had a stripper tell me that "my dick felt really good where it happened to be positioned" (she was facing me with are crotches lined up just right). Now while I know that she probably…

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How long do you wait before asking a stripper for her phone number?

How long do you wait before asking a stripper you like out on a date? When do you ask her for her real name and her phone number?

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

I checked out this club on...

I checked out this club on a Saturday night and I was pleasantly surprised. I am new to the area and heard this place was nothing spectacular, but a fun place to go when your…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

Not a bad club, just not...

Not a bad club, just not something I'd travel a long way to experience. One thing I liked is it was downtown and not huddled on the outskirts somewhere. I found it by…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

It is quite revealing that a...

It is quite revealing that a club as busy and bustling as Shotgun has only 80-something reviews. It's because this club holds very little appeal to the true laphound or mileage junkie -- a demographic…

Club Pearl

Sharon, Pennsylvania

Tommy has it about right. nice...

Tommy has it about right. nice place to hang out, but not for friction. Was there about 8pm (right when they opened) and found myself to be the first customer. The dancer (Angel, definite 9)…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

Went here on a Thursday night....

Went here on a Thursday night. There is a large, oval shaped bar as you enter with a small stage on the left. Tables and chairs face the stage, which were empty on this night.…

TD's Show Club East

Tucson, Arizona

To start this review I have...

To start this review I have to start with the beat feature and it is definately the Women they are undoubtly the most beautiful I have ever seen at any club I have been to…

Sinners

Minneapolis, Minnesota

When you think of strip club...

When you think of strip club cities, you don’t think of Minneapolis, and with good reason. Sure, the city is nice, but there are enough rules here – and enough enforcement of those rules…

Club Plush

Walker Mill, Maryland

Been there a couple of weeks...

Been there a couple of weeks back on a saturday night to find some big ass chicks. Club is remodeled but it still feels damn cold in there. Can't expect much from this one but…

Two Minnies

Waco, Texas

the only reason i go to...

the only reason i go to this shit hole club is to see paige she is probably the most beautiful woman much less dancer i have ever met.......... she gives the best lap dances without…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped in for a couple of...

Stopped in for a couple of hours on a Sunday evening, and was genuinely unimpressed with the talent there at that time. Very busy with guys, plenty of women, but hardly an 8 to be…

Boomers

Smyrna, Georgia

This used to be my spot...

This used to be my spot back in the day. I would go there for lunch believe it or not. The food that the chef would prepare would blow your mind considering where…

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, Florida

Just got back from a short...

Just got back from a short business trip to South Miami. Visited several clubs in the area, none of them great but Show girls was the best of them. Daytime girls were primarily…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

I visited last night (Saturday). I...

I visited last night (Saturday). I agree with Valpo that the cover is too high ar $15. $15 was OK when this was a BYOB place, now that they've gotten a liquor license it's greedy.…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Topless club. I guess no...

Topless club. I guess no nude clubs in the area due to ocal ordinances. Club itself wasn't great but one dancer really got my attention. Can't remember her stage name, but if…

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, Illinois

I had heard good things about...

I had heard good things about this club so I decided to drive the 1 hour or so from my town on a weeknight. I give the club a 4 only because it is on the…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Still waiting for the new couch...

Still waiting for the new couch room to open - wonder how that will change things around here. Anyway, came in last week and had a pretty good time. Tried out several new dancers, as…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Hard to rate this club, the...

Hard to rate this club, the Day shift is pretty pitiful. However, there is a few on Thursday and one on Friday that will need your attention. I think its Zoe on Thursday.…

The Torch Lounge

Boise, Idaho

I have been a regular patron...

I have been a regular patron of the Torch for many years. This is definately the best club in Boise all-around. They have the most beautiful dancers. The wait staff is hot and…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

This club definitely has more of...

This club definitely has more of a working-man, biker, or fringe-element feel to it than the places I’ve seen before. Still they had pretty much anything you could desire. The gals were friendly and put…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

This place has really gone downhill...

This place has really gone downhill since I was last here 5+ years ago. I used to come here when things were slow at the Golden Banana. Now that the Banana is gone,…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I had a good time on...

I had a good time on a weekday afternoon not so long ago at Rick's. Although most of the dancers had breast enhancements and some could stand to be in better shape, the mileage…

All Stars

Detroit, Michigan

Visited this club on Sun 12/3/06...

Visited this club on Sun 12/3/06 about 9:30 pm. First off the club was fairly crowded with guys and dancers. There is a stage in the middle and booth/tables around about 1/2 the place and…

Babes of Babylon

Memphis, Tennessee

December 1,2006 The normal cover...

December 1,2006 The normal cover is $10 although if you have a free pass from another club they will only charge $5. The girls were rank!!!! There was one good looking white chick…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Stopped in on the way back...

Stopped in on the way back to Seattle from Portland a couple of weeks ago, I was looking for a comparison to the style they have in Oregon. Tuesday afternoon is probably not the…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

It is nice to see that...

It is nice to see that some things never change. Roxy's has consistently been a decent club with decent dancers -- nothing mind blowing, but almost always a good time to be had at this…

Cecil Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Tuesday night, cold as hell, but...

Tuesday night, cold as hell, but my hotel was only a few blocks from the Cecil, and it was worth the walk. Medium sized crowd (around 10:30); probably the cold keeping people away, and keeping those…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

After a couple of late afternoon...

After a couple of late afternoon saturday and Friday visits that weren't very interesting dropped in on a Sunday afternoon a coupleolf weeks ago to watch football and girls. Good selection of dancers on…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

I always have a difficult time...

I always have a difficult time rating the Playhouse. On the one hand, the women are gorgeous but on the other hand, everything costs too much. If everything were lowered at least $5,…

Rachel's North

Casselberry, Florida

This place went through a remodeling...

This place went through a remodeling over the summer and was closed for a few months. It opened back up about 608 weeks ago and ive stoppped in several times since. The whole bar backs have been…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Friday night after Thanksgiving started slow...

Friday night after Thanksgiving started slow with a small crowd but good chance to talk with many dancers. By 10:00 pm crowd had become a typical heavy Friday night. They have really improved…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Very fun time had Army-Navy weekend...

Very fun time had Army-Navy weekend visit to Philly area. I'll mark it down a notch from my usual 10 cause there's still too many trolls trolling for dollars but you've had to take…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

The membership price is more than...

The membership price is more than worth it, very classy club with some of the most beautiful women in Baltimore. Take a break from the usual funk from 'the block' and go here instead,…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

I went here for the second...

I went here for the second time two weeks ago. Overall it was better than the first time. The lap dances were as good as everyone has reported. I actually saw what…

Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club

Billings, Montana

Just a quick update. There are...

Just a quick update. There are 8 girls at the club this weekend. Lamai, Rissa, Shane, Echo, Jaimie, Rose, Ashley and one more. Sorry can't remember her name. I have had laps from the…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I think one of the best...

I think one of the best old school clubs in PA...Dances are cheap under 10$ and the cover is 7 plus it is open in the day but not to many people are there but…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Decent little club about 30 minutes...

Decent little club about 30 minutes north of Madison. Checked it out on a weeknight. A laid back atmosphere with 4 or 5 girls who circulated pretty well. Wouldn't make this my…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Well went to the MBOT about...

Well went to the MBOT about three weeks ago and it seems they never have any turn over on the ladies. The same ladies have been working here for years and they…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Quite possible the best nude club...

Quite possible the best nude club in vegas. Good selection of girls, mostly younger ,not much silicon.Couch dances are $20 and well worth it depending on the girl and nite. As always YMMV. The VIP…

Manhattan Club

Richmond, Kentucky

Best choice you can ever make....

Best choice you can ever make. The dancers are fantastic and you will enjoy stage, lap and couch dances. It is like you and the dancer are the only two there when they are in…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Visited the landing strip while in...

Visited the landing strip while in detroit for the weekend. Was a little hard to find coming out of the city, but we made it. First impression, was WOW. A lot going on. the…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I finally showed up for the...

I finally showed up for the night shift. The difference is huge from the day girls. Durting the day 90% of the dancers should be retired. Too bad cause I prefer the low…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped in twice this weekend: once...

Stopped in twice this weekend: once late Saturday night, something like 1:00 AM, and the other on Sunday evening at about 7:00 PM. Usually my favorite Vegas club, but the talent this weekend was nothing…

Hungry I

San Francisco, California

The Hungry I started as a...

The Hungry I started as a nightclub in the 1950's, starting the careers of comics, singers, and entertainer, including Woody Allen, Lenny Bruce and Barbra Streisand, but the name was later sold and emerged as…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Time to catch up on November...

Time to catch up on November visits. Early november Late Saturday afternoon visit. Simply reminded me why you don't come here at shift change. The last hour of the day shift they…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

After taking a week-long business trip...

After taking a week-long business trip to Florida and curious to see how the clubs were out there, I now know that there really is no other club like the HT that I have ever…

Gold Diggers

Fresno, California

For Fresno, this club is pretty...

For Fresno, this club is pretty good. But that's not saying much. If you're looking for a cold beer and some decent views, then this is your place. You might even get…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

As you will see in my...

As you will see in my previous reviews this and Downtown Dolls is the only option in Roanoke. I will still stick with my choice of Gold and Silver as being the best option. I…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Went Saturday night and was surprised...

Went Saturday night and was surprised by how much it has changed since I last went there a few years ago. Cover was $5. Things are happening much more in the open now.…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Wow, I can't believe that there...

Wow, I can't believe that there have only been two reviews of this club since I last reviewed it at about this time. It kind of shows the popularity of the club and how uninspiring…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Everybody has a bad day. My...

Everybody has a bad day. My visit, much anticipated from the lofty ranking, was a disaster, but part of that is my fault. Anyway, the tale of the Club Trek From Hell follows. Laugh or…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Finally went to Fantasia. Small but...

Finally went to Fantasia. Small but good quality. Only 1 stage and pool table. Had a chance to talk to two ladies that night and get VIPs. One was cJ tall long black hair and…

The Dome in Kent

Kent, Ohio

In the area once again and...

In the area once again and decided to stop again. Getting there at about 9pm on a Saturday, i figured the place would be atleast busy, if not packed. Imagine my surprise when the parking…

Dolphin

Jennings Lodge, Oregon

Stopped in a couple of weeks...

Stopped in a couple of weeks ago on a Monday night. Pretty quiet as you’d expect. Five or six patrons maybe the six to eight dancers. The ’05 dancer of the year I…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Friend and I visted on a...

Friend and I visted on a Friday afternoon about 5 pm. There were lots of cusotmers and about 7 or 8 dancers. One dancer on at center stage. She was chunky and rated…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Montclair, California

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Saturday Afternoon - my last visit in March of 2006. Location: The club is located in Ontario between the 10 and 60 Freeways - take the Central Avenue exit off…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Well I owning get dances when...

Well I owning get dances when I'm in town from Tiffany on the M-Fr day shift. She is a tiny bubbly Asian with cute perky fake ones. She'll take you to the back if she…

Crazy Horse Saloon

Forest Park, Georgia

Either my timing is off or...

Either my timing is off or this club has gone downhill. The girls were 5s to 8s and seemed to be just going through the motions. The only one who did sit down…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

Stopped in early on a recent...

Stopped in early on a recent Tuesday night, their $10 lap dance day. Lots of girls were working at least 18 or so. Small crowd of guys however and dancers were only working one stage.…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped in on a Friday night....

Stopped in on a Friday night. This place was pretty crowded and there were lots of women... all different sizes, colors and personalities. They do have someone there for pretty much every taste. Regular couch…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

After a lapse of several years,...

After a lapse of several years, there I was back in Boston again, early on a Wednesday evening, walking down Lagrange Street. The once-seedy establishment across the street from Centerfolds has apparently moved elsewhere…

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Strip Club Attire

Just wondering, what type of pants do you guys wear to the club? Underwear or not? Does your dress attract dancers if you look professional?

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Is the VIP really that different from a couch dance?

Just wondering if there is really a difference as far as mileage and touching in the VIP than with a regular couch or chair dance?

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Portland, Oregon

Recently I was in Portland, OR. That’s another weird place….. I checked it out on tuscl before my trip and, although there’s a ton of clubs, it looked pretty bleak. I tried one place in Beaverton (no,…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

There's a lot to like about...

There's a lot to like about the club and then a few things which unfortunately lower the ratings a bit. What's to like: numerous good-looking and friendly girls - definitely something for everyone; low-hustle…

BodyTalk Sports Bar

Port St. Lucie, Florida

Nice place easy to find. Not...

Nice place easy to find. Not the best looking interior in the world. The girls are cute but not great. Mostly 6's with maybe one or two 7's. They are a club that the girls…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I stopped in on the Sunday...

I stopped in on the Sunday after Thanksgiving at about 5:30 in the afternoon. I was curious about what it would be like since the supposed law change about lap dances. Probably about…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

A few decent looking girls but...

A few decent looking girls but not much private dance action. The girls dance on stage the circle the bar for tios and wait till you give them a dollar or two. Once…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Went by Deja Vu last Saturday...

Went by Deja Vu last Saturday evening around 8 p.m. Dead. A couple girls working, but I only saw one girl dance on stage while I was there, but did not see any other dances.…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Stopped by here on a Thursday...

Stopped by here on a Thursday evening. Plenty of parking. $10 cover. Barmaid charged me $8 for a 7-Up and explained that all drinks were free after that, except bottled water which…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

saturday night. wanted to check...

saturday night. wanted to check out more nyc clubs, so after reading about different clubs on this site, decided to try out private eyes. found a free admission (before 10p) coupon in the…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Good side of Gold Club when...

Good side of Gold Club when visited two weeks ago. This used to be my favorite in Memphis as they had very sexy girls without all the fake looking ladies (ala Platinum). But…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

The Yellow Rose is remodelling. They're...

The Yellow Rose is remodelling. They're adding more booths, which is a good thing. They also re-upholstered the existing furniture. It's still not as nice as the newer places in town, but it's a step…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Visited a couple of times over...

Visited a couple of times over the Thanksgiving weekend. Had some good times in the VIP area on both visits. The girls tend to be more friendly and hands on during the day…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

I'd like to pick up the...

I'd like to pick up the point scale for this club. They have really picked things up in the last few months. They have switched to a full nude with alcohol format. The quality level of…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Went back there this week while...

Went back there this week while on business. It seems that the place has changed a little bit. The girls looked better and seemed to want to please more. Overall not a…

Stars Cabaret

Neenah, Wisconsin

I'll give this place a 9...

I'll give this place a 9 for now, which could improve with the talent level, which was still not bad mind you. I also have to disagree with the last reviewer that said Wisconsin is a…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to club. Arrived Friday afternoon. No cover and excellent drinks. Bartenders were very good and very friendly. Only had 3 dancers. One was hot, one…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in Indy. Went in last Friday night. It was crowded and I had a hard time finding a seat. Just enjoyed my drinks and just before I…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

Nice place. Located on the...

Nice place. Located on the main street in the middle of a well lit section of town. Plenty of free parking right outside the door. Cover was $5.00. Drinks were OK.…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

First checked out Bombshells in Phoenix,...

First checked out Bombshells in Phoenix, AZ about 4 months ago I go to Phoenix for a 4-5 day weekend each month (except summer), and now I go to this club at least twice each trip it's…

Babe's Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

Just came from Babe's. thought I...

Just came from Babe's. thought I would see how the electin turned out aout the 4 ft rule. Apparently the measure failed on the ballot. YAY. Pasties? Yuck. Mostly air dances.…

Kenny May's

Hammond, Indiana

Back in the day (the 90's)...

Back in the day (the 90's) Kenny May's was the only game in town.Wall to wall people 20-30 dancers & some of the more aggressive lappers of the day. Stopped in recently and this place…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

I think I got the same...

I think I got the same Romanian girl Sinmin had. Hot dance back near the VIP area against the wall. Towards the end of the first song she was grinding and…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

I went in because they were...

I went in because they were having a casino night. The club has a kind of awkward layout. As you enter you pass the small video poker room and a couple rooms that appear…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was in this club last...

I was in this club last saturday twice. First time around i went there around 11 AM and it was dead. Not much happening there unless you are in to big women. Some of them…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Stephanie rocks! Had two dances from...

Stephanie rocks! Had two dances from Stephanie, and they were fantastic. Not to mention that she is freaking hot. This was my first trip to Mons, so I wanted to sample more of the talent,…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

West Hollywood, California

Was there the Monday of Thanksgiving...

Was there the Monday of Thanksgiving week, so it was obviously not the best time to judge a joint. There were only about 5 other patrons, but my colleague and I were the only…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

I was in here again a...

I was in here again a few weeks ago. I hit the VIP room on this visit. Pricey at $305 per ¹/² hour, but includes $30 in drinks. No rules in VIP,…

Whisper (was Penthouse)

Paris, France

The club is big, but expensive....

The club is big, but expensive. If you stay at a hotel look in the magazines and find a free pass to get in and save $30.00. The girls are hot but it…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Came in on a Thursday night...

Came in on a Thursday night around 11pm. It was really packed and they had just opened up the left side of the club. I didn't plan on staying that long so I made…

Silver Dollar Club

Eugene, Oregon

There's quite a few clubs in...

There's quite a few clubs in the Eugene-Springfield area, and this one is the most well known. Frankly, I have to wonder why. I stopped in on a Saturday evening, around dinner time. There…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

This place ain't what it used...

This place ain't what it used to be. Most of the regular day girls that were so much fun are gone. Replaced by mercenary Orlando refugees with snoooty attitudes. A few gems remain, like Tessa and Linda, but…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

I'll give the place a 10...

I'll give the place a 10 based on the excellent 2 way contact I received in the VIP room, as well as after hours hookup. Definitely a better lineup than OTB, but not as…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I was there the other night...

I was there the other night after not stopping in for a couple of years. The place has been completely redone. It's much nicer then the way it was with the old crappy…

Ossy's Show Club

Carroll, Iowa

Not a bad place to catch...

Not a bad place to catch a few cold ones and some eye candy. Pretty laid back. The girl factor is hit-or-miss, but they sometimes have some hotties here. Remember, Carroll is out…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Agree you've got to spend to...

Agree you've got to spend to have fun here. It'd been a while since I'd been here, visited Mon night 27 Nov during a weeklong business trip. Fairly crowded. Based on my…

Peek a Boo

Portland, Oregon

Portland is a weird town as...

Portland is a weird town as far as strip clubs. Downtown it's all air dances an no nudity and out in this little grungy shopping mall are two places where, for $150 you can…

Chantilly Lace

Portland, Oregon

Portland is a weird town as...

Portland is a weird town as far as strip clubs. Downtown it's all air dances an no nudity and out in this little grungy shopping mall are two places where, for $150 you can…

Please Station Lounge

Hamtramck, Michigan

I stopped by late one evening...

I stopped by late one evening just to see. It was after 1:00am on a Weeekday so I paid no cover. The club is located on the east seven mile road, less than two miles…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Not too bad! $10 cover. Beers...

Not too bad! $10 cover. Beers were extremely cheap somewhere around $1 or less. 4, fully nude, dances with great grind for $50. Songs are cut short, but the costs trade off. Stage dances are…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

I wandered in here for the...

I wandered in here for the first time in about 3 years. Lots of girls working during dayshift but not really insoired except for a few. Previous reviews are right with the dance…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

This place is hardly worth reviewing....

This place is hardly worth reviewing. I'm not from Portland so I don't know if it's typical of the area but from the reviews I've seen on tuscl it is. I visited on…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Asian Sue is still here and...

Asian Sue is still here and will jabber in your ear if you let her. I cant figure out a way to keep here from hanging on me telling me all about the extra…

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Platinum Plus ----WORST SC EVER!

Prolly not of course, and I am sure it's quite entertaining from all the stories I am regaled with BUT I had an experience with a girl who had stripped there and she confirmed my fears…

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Happy Ending Dances

I've never had one for fear of what the dancer would do. Are they used to that kind of thing or do they freak out if a guy blows his load in his pants?

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New Years

Just curious if anybody had a new years experience at a strip club and what was it like? A lot of people out, few?

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Speaking of wrong phone numbers

If you ever wanted to give out a number that was wrong, go to www.rejectionhotline.com Pick you location and get the number

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Have you ever had a favorite get a boob job?

How did it turn out? Did it change your attitude towards her? Or your opinion of boob jobs?