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Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

I was in Cowboy's a recent...

I was in Cowboy's a recent afternoon. I had not been there long when a cute petite girl approached me and asked, "Do you remember me?". Of course, I'm never going to admit…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I am an entertainer and have...

I am an entertainer and have worked in this club on several occasions. For Nov/Dec I give this place a 4. Dances: Excellent high contact dances. Dancers decide how much they want to touch. Guests are…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Vice is frequenting this club lately...

Vice is frequenting this club lately and there have been numerous arrests of both performers and customers. Now that vice has closed the Naked Harem they seem to be targeting Jags. Dancers are scarce during…

Christie's Cabaret

Nashville, Tennessee

I've been going to this club...

I've been going to this club for years and have seen many changes over this time. One thing that hasn't changed - this is the best club in Nashville. Now, Nashville has a…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

I paid a $10 cover to...

I paid a $10 cover to get in, the club on the inside is small to average in size with a stage in the midddle. There are chairs around the stage, these customer are…

Showtime

Mansfield, Ohio

I...

I visited Showtime on November 17, 2006 at around 7:30 PM. I was northbound on 71 and needed a pit stop. I had made a similar stop here before and…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

Made it there at 10:00 PM...

Made it there at 10:00 PM o a Wed. and had a good, but not great time. The girls were pretty (6-9), but not as plentiful as a few years ago. The lap dances were…

Front Room

puzzles me

i have seen in a few clubs where the dancer has to pay the DJ for music , or if no dj and they have a juke box they have to pay for that also , does it seem fair…

Front Room

Memphis while you were out ...

Hey Bones, other Memphians, while you guys were enjoying yourselves across the mid-South, a few Memphis clubs had ... noteworthy experiences ... of the Law-Enforcement kind. Check out the Memphis Platinum Plus review and chat pages.

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Stopped in on the way back...

Stopped in on the way back from Baltimore (see my "block" reviews). It was good to be back to here, especially after visiting other places with very high prices. During my afternoon visit…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

As far as I can tell,...

As far as I can tell, this place has stopped hiring dancers. The door leading to the booth area has been closed the last couple of times I've showed up. The people staffing…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Went to the club on Friday...

Went to the club on Friday afternoon and the best thing about it is the ckub itself. not to big and very nice insid. First the cover was too much ($10.00), the drinks were too…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Just like my visit to Rio,...

Just like my visit to Rio, it was done b/c another board suggested that extras were available. So I go in on a Thursday afternoon. It was fairly quiet with not a lot…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Mt Hope, West Virginia

Made a rare road trip last...

Made a rare road trip last Thursday to visit a buddy up in Virginia and we decided to make the trip across the border to WV and check out Southern X. We usually go by…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Came in on a Wednesday at...

Came in on a Wednesday at around 3pm. Club was pretty empty, 2 or 3 customers and 4 or 5 girls. The stage was empty for a good 5 minutes and no entertainment going.…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Visited again a few weeks ago....

Visited again a few weeks ago. I was there several afternoons and two evenings over a weekend. Friday- I arived after 430 and watched the show for awhile. It wasn't crowded and the dancer I…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Went in late last Sunday afternoon....

Went in late last Sunday afternoon. Haven't been in since Mid October. Maybe I should try going on a weeknight or weekday. Not much going on. As with my previous experience…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Well the election has come and...

Well the election has come and gone so I thought I'd stop in. Was there Saturday afternoon. Didn't know any of the dancers. Must be the season as not many customers and…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Based on all the other reviews,...

Based on all the other reviews, I thought that this club would be THE club in the Seattle area, so back in the area on business my friend and I decided to check it out…

Sportsmans Inn

Providence, Rhode Island

I have alternated between this club...

I have alternated between this club and Satin Doll for years. I have always found the that older club show you a better time than the new generation of "Gentlemen" clubs. If we're…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

This is a unique club -...

This is a unique club - and I have been to many different strip clubs in many different states, so what I am telling you is that this place is different than the average strip…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

Went on a Monday night. ...

Went on a Monday night. Five dancers working, 2 at 200lbs, 2 extremley skinny and one Latina wth bad bolt ons. The Latina was the only one working with any level on enthusiasm.…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

I have been to PT's Showclub...

I have been to PT's Showclub many times. There are always a good variety of girls there. Most girls are 7 or above. One side of PT's is topless and one is nude. Most of…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Went back to the Playhouse this...

Went back to the Playhouse this past Saturday night and was not dissapointed. It was the same "fun" I have come to expect. Talking to the dancers and bouncers, they don't believe that things are…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Club is generally a high mileage...

Club is generally a high mileage club when it comes to lap dances. In my experience the dances rarely escalate to HJ BJ, or FS. You will find one or two dancers that…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Got to the club about 4...

Got to the club about 4 pm. The bar area was pretty full but seats were to be found. A lot of ladies working today maybe 20. It seemed like the $1…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

A pretty good club. Personally, I...

A pretty good club. Personally, I don't think there is enough space. The stage takes up seemingly half the space because it stretches almost the whole length of the club. Also, i think they need…

Body Shop

West Hollywood, California

club is open until 4am ...

club is open until 4am there were no dancers until almost midnight. girls are ok lots seem to be a little tipsy. waitresses are very slow. you need to buy your drink…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Had a night on the town...

Had a night on the town with some work friends. Usually, when I go to RI, I end up going to Club Fantasies. My friends got bored quickly and wanted something dirtier, so…

Ciro's Place

Albany, New York

I went to this club for...

I went to this club for my friends birthday and it was pretty good. It had a stage with girls dancing on it. It was a pretty clean place, the girls were pretty good…

Paradise

Austin, Minnesota

This is not a particularly pretty...

This is not a particularly pretty place. A big bar to sit at, a decidedly non surly bartender - no idea where the previous posters comments came from. Stage is in the back,…

Century Lounge

Lennox, California

My experience was MUCH better than...

My experience was MUCH better than that of most who have posted reviews. It may be because I went during the day. I was in LA a few weeks ago, stopped by the…

Sassy Kats Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I stopped in here recently for...

I stopped in here recently for the first time. Can be hard to find and is now going by a different name. There was a surprising good variety for an afternoon at a neighborhood dive…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

MUCH BETTER EXPERIENCE than last visit....

MUCH BETTER EXPERIENCE than last visit. Recently stopped by on a weekday. Six dancers that afternoon. STAGE SHOW: More enthusiasm and sensuality than my earlier Friday nite visit. Many were willing to work for tips stageside.…

Atlantis

Memphis, Florida

I've been stopping mid afternoons for...

I've been stopping mid afternoons for the last month or so, still is hit or miss on the # of girls, but still having or great time. New owners have changed the name to…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Enter the club before 8:30pm and...

Enter the club before 8:30pm and get free admittance. Girls start dancing at 9pm. Always lots of girls, usually at least 20. Stage dances are done in sets of two songs. Tipping a…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Previous review is acurate with the...

Previous review is acurate with the exception that I have exprerienced better selection at night. $10 during the day. Many are asking but not all get $20 at night. Holding firm on $10 at night…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Not a great club, but I...

Not a great club, but I got some good action from a girl named Tammy. This girl is a real pro. Like all Balitmore clubs, the place is filled with smoke and the…

Saturday Night Live

Westminster, Colorado

I...

I visit daytimes, so keep that in mind. There are 3 stages, but only 1 or 2 usually get used before 6pm. The girls vary in age from 18 to mid…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Went mid-week, fairly early in the...

Went mid-week, fairly early in the evening. Snooze-fest. Music still too loud for my tastes and can't stand the strobes. Not many dancers, felt like I was begging to get some attention. Some good lookers,…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

I usually go here on Wednesday...

I usually go here on Wednesday afternoons, they have $2 drinks (after the $10 cover). In the past they used to have plenty of girls on Wed. afternoons, probably due to the drink specials…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Still an interesting place. I...

Still an interesting place. I went a couple of times in the weeks right after the vote. Night girls still highly nervous. there's something strange about sitting in a club with one…

Plan B

Los Angeles, California

This a very very good hangout...

This a very very good hangout place. Plenty of pretty girls on the weekend. Also you can get real drinks unlike the nude clubs where you are forced to buy soda. The food is also…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, New York

Came by Rick's on a Sunday...

Came by Rick's on a Sunday afternoon on my way to the airport. Wanted to go to Folles Begere (which I recommend very highly), but it was closed and I'd had some decent experiences…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I agree, a very nice place....

I agree, a very nice place. Cheap cover, pretty girls and good contact. Beer is $5.50 and cover was only $3. Lap dances are $20 with a lot of contact both ways.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I love this place. I...

I love this place. I was there on Thanksgiving weekend and saw many very beautiful entertainers. I don't live in the DFW area and am always surprised by the great dances here.…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

I visit the Phoenix area a...

I visit the Phoenix area a couple times each year and always look forward to visiting the Candy Store. It had been several months since I had been to “the store” and the owners had obviously…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was back in Las Vegas this...

Was back in Las Vegas this past week and needed to see the renovation of what use to be my favorite place. They did a great job. One large stage in the middle of the…

Paradise Club

Fox Crossing, Wisconsin

Wow is this place bad! ...

Wow is this place bad! You want to go to a place you can be comfortable at and enjoy a nice time.....this place was as far from that as possible. It felt like…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

This place suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks! What are you guys...

This place suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks! What are you guys talking about? I went there with $500 in my pocket. No one, NO ONE asked me for a dance. I asked two girls to dance for me , but both…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

The first thing you notice about...

The first thing you notice about BSC when coming in from the daytime sun is that it is dark, really dark. Darker than most clubs, at least it seemed that way to me. I got…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Recently went here on a Friday...

Recently went here on a Friday night, and was pleasantly surprised. Girls are all sizes and shapes, from 18 to 40, very thin to chubby, AA cup to DD. Lots of variety. Lap dances are now available,…

Oasis Cabaret

Twin Lakes, Colorado

I...

I visit daytimes, so keep that in mind. There are at least 5 stages, but only 2 (maybe 3) get used before 6pm. The girls vary in age from 18 to…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

This was my 2nd stop in...

This was my 2nd stop in my "block" visit. A good sized club and busy considering it was a Tuesday night. It was well lit and had an overall good vibe to it.…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Visited there Friday nught 7-10PM. It...

Visited there Friday nught 7-10PM. It is usually slow in the beginning and picks up later. All of the girls are polite and don't hound you to death. Some girls are real operators and some…

Front Room

Last time you got a bad lap dance...

...why was it bad, and what did you learn from the experience? - Did you misjudge the girl? How? - Did you agree to the dance for the wrong reason? - Were you just trying out the club? - Other? (please describe)

Misty 1

Honolulu, Hawaii

This place is a block from...

This place is a block from ala moana center, near blockbuster video. It is a decent sized club but more of a locals club. girls working there are skankier type, many viets working…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

I have lived and worked near...

I have lived and worked near the Ritz Cabaret for about 15 years, but I never went in before this last Monday. I'm glad I went. The bar is typical of downtown Baltimore, a long…

Lust

Baltimore, Maryland

My advise...stay away. Granted, there...

My advise...stay away. Granted, there are some nice looking girls here. I picked the best - a 19yr old blonde named Tori (not to be confused with Victoria). She is by far…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

I went back around 7 last...

I went back around 7 last saturday night. Parking is nice and seem safe. Ten dollar cover not bad for a Sat. night. Also,drink charges seem reasonable. The girls are 5 to 8s and seemed…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

I visited on a Wednesday night...

I visited on a Wednesday night around midnight. The crowd was pretty moderate. I had a few dances from Shayna. It gave some OK grindage, but the dances seemed pretty mechanical and…

Lenny's

Indianapolis, Indiana

Have gone to this club off...

Have gone to this club off and on for over 20 years, back when it was first bee hive and then hots now lennys. I used to to in late at night, wouldn't now, been…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

This is an ok club. I...

This is an ok club. I went there during some sort of promotional night. Larry Flynt was there as well as some famous strippers. Cover was around 30$ drinks were 10$. Pretty expensive considering the…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Had the opportunity to visit La...

Had the opportunity to visit La Chambre several times during both the day and night shifts over the last month or so... I have found that I enjoy the day shift much more than…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

was there the other night. it's...

was there the other night. it's a decent place. it's a local place with a nice set up. there's plenty of parking and the area is safe. the girls are alright, no real stunners. it's…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

The best club in the Chicago...

The best club in the Chicago area if you're into contact dances. It's quite a drive from Chicago, about 30 minutes from downtown and the tolls will cost you $3.00 each way. At this point…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

This is still a pretty good...

This is still a pretty good club. The lap dances are still only $10 and VIP dances are a 5 dance minimum. The girls are consistantly hot. Mileage will vary greatly but it is rare…

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, Texas

There are very few places in...

There are very few places in this country where $1 can get you intimate contact with a beautiful woman, and this is one of them. Almost every girl in the place actually treats every…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I went to this club when...

I went to this club when i was in DC with a friend. When we got in it looked good. Girls were all 7-10. I got a couple dances and fraction was good. All…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

The girls here are 5's at...

The girls here are 5's at best - most you wouldn't pick up at the supermarket if they came on to you on a slow night. About half were at least 30 lbs overweight and…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Several visit review here. Went...

Several visit review here. Went by on a Friday night a couple of months ago. Very smoky inside, very variable talent. Not many of my type in here, but eventually was approached…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

I visited the club last Wednesday...

I visited the club last Wednesday night and the girls working there turned out to be much better than I had expected for a Wednesday. The girls were all in the 7-8 range with…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Dropped in last Friday evening (12/01/06)...

Dropped in last Friday evening (12/01/06) with some friends. At 5pm the club was dead, they still had the free lunch buffet out, at that point it did not look too good. Only one girl…

Fantasy Girls

Kokomo, Indiana

Been here a number of times...

Been here a number of times now and it is ymmv. The "private room" has been changed, one side was cut out, still costs $20 to get to the area with a dancer. The big…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

This place seems more miss than...

This place seems more miss than hit. My previous visit occured during Master's week and there was plenty of eye candy. During my last visit, everything went sour. The entertainment is dull. I did not…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Was in town on business and...

Was in town on business and went to my favorite place, 2001!!! I arrived at 5:10pm and had to pay the full $15 cover, the price in only $5 till 5pm. This was…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I stopped in Friday during the...

I stopped in Friday during the day. I encountered some familiar faces and lots of new ones. All clubs have their ups and downs and this one seem to be on an upswing. Selection and…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Friday night I was here from...

Friday night I was here from about 8 to 11. It was slow for the first hour or so. Not many other customers or girls at first and only two dancers onstage at a time.…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

I've been going to Las Vegas...

I've been going to Las Vegas for over 10 years and usually stop in this club at least once during my visit. I usually stay at the Golden Nugget so it is just a short…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

One solid visit to OG during...

One solid visit to OG during a week long Las Vegas trip a few months ago turned into a few trips to OG during my stay in Vegas...all of which were pretty enjoyable experiences.…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was here on Sat and Sun...

Was here on Sat and Sun nights in early November. My first time to see the recent remodeling, long overdue. $30 cover due to the "taxi wars". Mixed feeling on the remodelling.…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

I was in town and decided...

I was in town and decided to check out Cheeks! Bree is phenomenal. If you can go before 6pm, see her. The place has not changed and the bouncers are good guys once you frequent…

Front Room

The Club to OTC Transition

I'm wondering if anyone else has experienced this, and/or if anyone has any insight into what is happening. I have a few ideas... HYPOTHETICALLY speaking... You have a really hot time with a dancer in the club.…

Front Room

Ever feel like you can read a strippers mind?

I got the feeling the other day. I got the perception she was a complete lesbian somewhat new to dancing. She wanted my dollar bill though and was glad to have her little stage tip over with.…

Front Room

Is it that unusual to make a stripper laugh?

When I start telling stories to some of my favorite dancers, they seem to tell me I made them laugh as if that is unusual for their day. Is it really that unusual? I guess if they were…

Front Room

Great line from a s.c. manager

Heard earlier this week from a manager, as he watched shift change: "This business is like being a horse trainer: I have to feed 'em and clean up after 'em, and someone else gets to ride 'em."

Front Room

Anybody here like lapdances?

Sometimes I get the feeling the only reason anyone around here gets a lapdance is the hope it will lead to something else - a blow job, a hand job or to arrange an OTC fuck. Or for some, the…

5th Alarm Lounge

Springfield, Massachusetts

I've been a regular but sporadic...

I've been a regular but sporadic visitor to the Fifth Alarm for years when working in the Springfield area. Recently the club seems to be on an upswing. Very pretty and friendly dancers in a…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

This is a tough club to...

This is a tough club to find. Yahoo maps does a pretty good job, but just so you know it is at the end of a road that says "no outlet" and is in…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

hot time as the 3rd girl...

hot time as the 3rd girl around circulated after her stage show and offered a good grind. hands on the waist were welcomed and the girl had skills. great eye contact, great intensity,…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

I visited this club from out...

I visited this club from out of town last week. It is near the convention center, just beyond the entrance to the highway on Katella. I went on Monday night and was pretty…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

The club was closed for about...

The club was closed for about 4 days according to one dancer that has been there for 3 years. It seems that the 2 owners had a fight and now there is one.…

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, Hawaii

This place stays the same time...

This place stays the same time after time. It is one of the better places in Honolulu because it has nonstop naked girls. You do have to keep offering one dollar bills to…

Front Room

Strip club shooting

There's an article in this morning's paper about a shooting in Cheerleaders in Philadelphia over the weekend. An older guy took his favorite into the champagne room, shot her, then himself. He died but she's expected to live. There…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Very very nice place! Had only...

Very very nice place! Had only heard about Babydolls, and read the reviews on here. My last trip to Dallas I decided to give a try. Was NOT disappointed! Thursday night, it started out rather…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

From some of the ratings, I...

From some of the ratings, I thought this migh be more of a dive, but that was far from the truth. As has been said in previous posts, it is a big blue building…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Visited Rick's mid-week during the day....

Visited Rick's mid-week during the day. First time I'd been in since the Nov. vote and was pleased that things are back to normal. High mileage and beautiful women. All of…

Front Room

How does your favorite stripper REALLY feel about you?

How does your favorite stripper REALLY feel about you? Does she spend time with you OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE?

Front Room

How often do you PAY strippers for CONVERSATION? Are you trying to BUY FRIENDSH

How often do you PAY strippers for CONVERSATION? Are you doing so because you are trying to BUY FRIENDSHIP?

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

It's hard not to rate this...

It's hard not to rate this place a 10. High marks for everything, from the ambience, to the decor, to the beautiful and very friendly women, to the liberal attitude of club management…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Fantastic place, better than would have...

Fantastic place, better than would have expected in a town like El Paso, Dancers range form 5-8, but are very eager to please particularly in the private (semi private that is) areas. Very…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Went here last night with a...

Went here last night with a friend. I'd never been here before but was pleasantly surprised. $3 beer specials till 9 with $3 shot specials as well. The girls were pretty hot. Only maybe 10-15…

Edge

Grand Island, Nebraska

Arrived just after 7:00 on Wednesday...

Arrived just after 7:00 on Wednesday night, no cover charge, maybe because dancers were not yet on stage, but they appeared within a few minutes. Several customers were drinking at the bar, but I…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

I came here with a friend...

I came here with a friend around 11:00 at night a few weeks back. He been coming to all the clubs around the city for he recommended coming here. While the girls here aren't as…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

After going to 2001 odyssey the...

After going to 2001 odyssey the previous night, my expectations for this club was very high. My wife and I came here on a Friday night around 8:00 to try and beat the crowds. To…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

The place is a little loud.....

The place is a little loud.. and some of the girls are a little pushy.. that being said.. I had the BEST dance that I have EVER had with a girl here today.…

Naughty Girls

Oshkosh, Wisconsin

The last reviewer must have jumped...

The last reviewer must have jumped out of his plane and landed on his head, or was drunk when he got here to give this place a 9. Then again maybe he likes his dancers to…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

After a run of multiple mediocre...

After a run of multiple mediocre trips and many others commenting about how the club has changed, an outstanding trip at the "o". To start with, I arrived at 4:15 and there were already three…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

I must have visited the same...

I must have visited the same night as previous poster since the last time I was in was some kind a fight in the parking lot as I was leaving. Didn't see it but I…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Came in here Thursday night aroud...

Came in here Thursday night aroud 1:00 AM, i had heard alot about tampa strip clubs and wanted to experience it for myself. Let me say now that I was not disappointed! The club itself…

Tattle Tails Gentleman's Club

Bowling Green, Kentucky

Went here on a Saturday night....

Went here on a Saturday night. 6 dancers...1-8 and the rest 5's. Stage show was ok, I would have spent some money on the 8 but she never even came close to me. Maybe it's…

Front Room

Interesting times

So my new job is going great, thanks for asking. The downside is no telecommuting and longer hours, meaning theis board isn't a very high priority (that goes for stripclubs too so don't take offense since you aren't hot…

Front Room

Celebrity (shadowcat) appearance this Friday

The cat himself will be making a live appearance at The Goldrush in Atlanta this Friday 12/8/06 6:30 - 7:30 expected arrival. You will be able to find us older gentlemen one will have a beer in his hand (me)…