Portland is a weird town as...

Portland is a weird town as far as strip clubs. Downtown it's all air dances an no nudity and out in this little grungy shopping mall are two places where, for $150 you can get a nude "show" and get naked yourself at the same time. At least that's what some dancers offered me and a customer pretty much confirmed it. I did not try the naked show so my rating probably doesn't mean much. I arrive late on a Mnday night -11pm or later- and the girls were ready to go home. A couple offered me a show-including one gal sitting at the bar who said she only does shows-she doesn't dance on stage. I wasn't ready to shell out $150 right away until I got a little more familiar with the surroundings. I watched a couple of girls get naked on stage and tipped them but by the time I might have been ready to choose one for a show their shift was over and they went home. No one showed up for the next shift or maybe one did but she was taken right away-I don't remember. I wandered around the place. There was a huge video/sex shop next door with about one-quarter of the shelves stocked. No one was there. Small rooms off the side of this big room with grungy couches and even grungier quilts on the couches. If this is where I could get naked with one of the girls I think it's a good idea I didn't. Looked like a good place to catch anything from lice or scabies to something worse.

I actually don't know if I'm reviewing the right place. I don't remember which was Sugar Shack and which was Chantilly Lace. I think they are pretty similar. I went into the other one first and nothing was going on. The wench behind the bar was very rude and said the only girl there was doing a show.