This place is hardly worth reviewing....

This place is hardly worth reviewing. I'm not from Portland so I don't know if it's typical of the area but from the reviews I've seen on tuscl it is. I visited on a Monday afternoon--I admit not a peak time. It was late October-about a month ago. I don't remember if there was a cover charge but I recall the beer was fairly expensive. One Russian girl was pleasant to talk to and quite attractive so I tried a private dance. I think it cost $20. We sat on a sofa. She was beside me, facing me with a pillow between us. She kind of leaned over my lap acted sexy but I don't think she even showed me her tits. Not a memorable experience.