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I70 Main Event

Topeka, Kansas

Place hasn't changed much...still pretty hot...

Place hasn't changed much...still pretty hot ladies and usually a decent crowd. Good drink specials. Dances $10 on the floor or $20 in the VIP...WARNING!! There is currently a dancer that is giving…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

The Playhouse, is as advertised. Lots...

The Playhouse, is as advertised. Lots of fun, lots of free parking, large female staff. Every type of women is represented here. No total beauties but lots of fun and mileage for a few dollars.…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

This place is out of the...

This place is out of the way. Although they have a good sized parking lot, it fills up fast. This is a popular place. The inside is most attractive. There is a small stage behind…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Cheerleaders is an average bikini bar....

Cheerleaders is an average bikini bar. They have a large lot, for free parking. The out side of the building is very plan. If not for the small sign you would not know this place…

Trails II Men's Club

South Salt Lake, Utah

This club has goodlooking friendly dancers,...

This club has goodlooking friendly dancers, which is a plus. Most of the girls between 7 to 9. Many will set a chat with you. However this is a normal Utah club.…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Made another weekday visit here. ...

Made another weekday visit here. They have new chairs around the bar/stage now. Other than that, not much has changed since my 2005 review. There were 6 girls working during my visit.…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Passing through NY again on business....

Passing through NY again on business. I was bored so I decided to skip my own advice and try the clubs again. The reviews have been getting stronger on mileage and I knew…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

First time back since the victory....

First time back since the victory. Many girls willing to celebrate. I tried a few who seemed to feel liberated to do more than they've ever given me before; thank you Celine.…

Fox's Den

Brook Park, Ohio

Made my second visit to this...

Made my second visit to this club and it was even better than the first. After sampling a few girls in th eprivate area, I spent time with Eileen. A little larger lady but very…

Lipstick

Lafayette, Louisiana

Club is the largest in Lafayette....

Club is the largest in Lafayette. Girls are very friendly and gorgeous, good dancing and even better lap dances- definitley reccomend a pass through this one- several pool tables and a long bar close to…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Went here on Monday night to...

Went here on Monday night to check it out and (worst case) watch some football. It is very close to the ATL airport off of HWY 85. 5 dollar cover and beers were…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

A group of us (2 guys...

A group of us (2 guys and 3 girls) went to this club after a concert about a month ago on a Monday night. The inside of the club is set up around a…

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Stripper Logic / Stripper Time / Stripper BS

I'm not sure why strippers seem to think and act differently than non-dancing women, but I'm telling you there's a big difference in the though processes. Stripper Time... They seem to operate on a different clock. Have you EVER seen a…

Sportsmans Inn

Providence, Rhode Island

It had been a few weeks...

It had been a few weeks since my last visit. I visited during the daytime on a Tuesday. The stories about trouble here scared me away from my normal night time visits. Bartender was…

Pure Platinum

San Diego, California

Late on a Friday night I...

Late on a Friday night I stopped in. The crowd was big and the girls were friendly. There were two dark haired, busty (looked fake) girls who seemed to be Russian or something…

Sinners

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This club is right on Washington...

This club is right on Washington Avenue, around the corner from the entrance to Sex World. I'm not sure "what it will be when it grows up," but right now it is a small,…

Century Lounge

Lennox, California

A good night at the Century....

A good night at the Century. Definitely better than last time. The stage was great as usual. It is really the best stage show in Southern California, and it doesn't take a genius to see…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

A great club to stop by...

A great club to stop by to see some skin. I stopped by last Sunday, on the way to make a NH beer & cig run. No cover, about 10 other customers, it being football…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I got bored with touring monuments...

I got bored with touring monuments and museums on Saturday and decided to return here to see some curves. Camelot is a few blocks from the Farragut West Metro and is in the business…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Hello, Here's my report on...

Hello, Here's my report on ShotGun Willie's. For subscribers of my reviews this is a good place but consider my rating of 6 due to the following: COPS and cover charge. You…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

OVERALL, A VERY ENJOYABLE CLUB WITH...

OVERALL, A VERY ENJOYABLE CLUB WITH AN EXCELLENT ATMOSPHERE. LOCATION/ PARKING: The club is located within walking distance of downtown Charlotte. The club provides sufficient free parking. COVER: Cover is free for holders of…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

This is still one of my...

This is still one of my favorite clubs in Columbus. There is no cover charge and the drink prices are not outrageous. The girls are mostly good looking and very friendly. They…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

stopped in to see if this...

stopped in to see if this club has changed much.....it didnt. new mangement or at least a new manager (Erica) the hottest women in the club was worth buying a $20 drink for....and then…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a stop in Stamford on my way to NYC. I had read the reviews, and found them to be fairly accurate. This is one of the best…

Tropical Beauties

Forestbrook, South Carolina

Returned to visit one of my...

Returned to visit one of my favorite dancers, Christy. In 2 nights I was back 4 times. She is a GFE. I have no idea if she's a great actress, but really…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

What's up dayshift! Man this...

What's up dayshift! Man this place has turned around. Maybe it's because some of the Michael's girls have slutted up the place (slutty in a good way . . .). Free lunch buffet is…

The Gold Club

Wilmington, Delaware

The girls are 8's, but are...

The girls are 8's, but are continually coming around for dollars, even if they hadnt danced. Drinks seem reasonably priced. Girls have enormous pasties, it would look better with a top then the duct tape!

Blue Rhino

Elwood, New York

Once again made a stop -...

Once again made a stop - This time at 6:30 PM Friday night. 7 girls, 1 was a 5, 2 were 7s, 2 were 8s and there was a pair of solid 9s in there…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

I love ths club......dances are great...

I love ths club......dances are great all nude.....and well you cant beat the prices....the ladies here are nice(although i know a few) and i always am greeted nice and with a smile....i have my…

Hook

Buenos Aires, Argentina

Hook remains my favorite boliche in...

Hook remains my favorite boliche in Buenos Aires. This place is not very fancy but instead has a relaxed and inviting atmosphere. Most of the women are not from Argentina so you will likely find…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stumbled into the SR at 4am...

Stumbled into the SR at 4am Friday morning (Thursday night), I wasn't to sure what to expect at that time - but to my surprise this place was very active - almost busy. The club…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in Vegas these days. They have quite an array of great looking woman. Chatted with many of them and never had a bad experience. This club does not try…

The Ball Gentleman's Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Unfulfilled potential. Dancers are surprisingly attractive...

Unfulfilled potential. Dancers are surprisingly attractive on the whole, mostly Tennessee country girls. Sets move quickly, mostly one song and off. Biggest issue is the completely overbearing oversight in the VIP room. First, $40 a…

Silver City Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Nice club overall. Not as...

Nice club overall. Not as flashy as Baby Dolls. The selection of dancers is smaller and they aren't quite as hot, but the atmosphere is much more relaxed. Easy to sit…

Déjà Vu Erotic Ultra Lounge and Fusion After Hours

Las Vegas, Nevada

Seamless looks like a really cool...

Seamless looks like a really cool night club, that just happens to be filled with strippers offering lap dances. Normally I am not one for style, preferring dive joints with good action to overblown stuffy "gentlemen's…

Pure Platinum

Wilton Manors, Florida

club was nice inside with beautiful...

club was nice inside with beautiful women. one in particular a black girl named lisa was one of the most beautiful women i have ever met. steakhouse in back with good food. however the mgmt…

Rumors

Roxbury, New Jersey

This club is really nothing to...

This club is really nothing to write home about but it is not as bad as previous posters have made it out to be. You have a few eastern European girls working there and…

Club 203

Hobbs, New Mexico

my name is Ivory I work...

my name is Ivory I work there at the 203 topless nightclub it's the greatest club to go to. I love it there anyone interensed you have got to stop in and see our club and…

Reflections

Fairbanks, Alaska

The previous reviewer gave this club...

The previous reviewer gave this club a "9"??? Must be on a scale of 0-100. Come on I like this place for Fairbanks. Visit here on business semi-annually. This time some older weird hags,…

Mardi Gras Oxford

Oxford, Massachusetts

Club is nice but it gets...

Club is nice but it gets crowded, some of the ladies are only about getting your money and moving on. Better seating than hardback chairs is needed and the prices are high; can't…

Taste Of Honey

West Hempstead, New York

Stopped by early on a thursday...

Stopped by early on a thursday night. There were 5 girls working 3 black (all very attractive), 2 latinas. Niecey is a petite older latina with a tight little butt and perky natural tits…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

First, the previous review had a...

First, the previous review had a typo - the cover charge ranges from $1 to $3. Also, even though Baby Dolls is probably the best topless club in the US, a topless club should never…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Really like this club. Stopped...

Really like this club. Stopped by on a Monday night; once you get past the not so inspiring sports bar outside, inside is small but well laid out. Very hot women, relatively high…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Gotta say everytime I come here,...

Gotta say everytime I come here, I enjoy myself... I went on a Tuesday Night and saw numerous ladies, probably outnumbering guys 2 to 1... Had some great chances by Isis (NY girl who gives…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Was there last sunday. Horrible experience....

Was there last sunday. Horrible experience. Some drnk giy kept following ym around the club, sitting at ym tables. 10 dancers, none above 5's. Got a lap dance for kicks, dancer smelled horrible.…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

The other reviews pretty much explain...

The other reviews pretty much explain the unique set up of this place with the front and back sections. I never go in the front. There are lots of clubs that have nicer buildings and…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

Stopped in here on the way...

Stopped in here on the way back to PA from NJ the Wednesday before Thanksgiving about 3 PM. Guess I was too early for the "Extravaganza" that was promoted by a sign on the…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Went there around 1 PM on...

Went there around 1 PM on Saturday. Good fun overall ! There were only about 7 girls, most of them 7-ish. There was one 9 who I got a lap dance from. Free roaming allowed…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Boring, Boring, boring. The girls were...

Boring, Boring, boring. The girls were blah, the place needs a ventalization system and the drinks are too expensive. On top of that there is a 10 dollar cover which is not too high until…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Always worth a stop when in...

Always worth a stop when in the area. Convenient to I-395 with adequate parking at the club or adjacent to the club's parking lot. Wide range of talent so someone should appeal to you. Always…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

The service at this bar was...

The service at this bar was poor. The bartenders carry on conversations with other employees and pay no attention to who needs service. A lot of the girls have attitudes as well.

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Before my visit to FC, wanted...

Before my visit to FC, wanted to see why this club had kind of gone down the tubes. The club, as a hangout, is still a fun time. Chatted up a few dancers and there…

Kaos Grill and Gentlemen's Club

Parkville, Maryland

Girls are mostly 5's. The drinks...

Girls are mostly 5's. The drinks are reasonable. They dance 2 songs, first song they ask for tips from those at the stage, second song tips from everybody. Most of the girls have noticable stretch

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

It's been a long time since...

It's been a long time since I've been out to Jimmy's. The club now has three stages, new carpet, new lap area, and much less smokey since my last trip. There were ten dancers listed…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

I tend to make it in...

I tend to make it in to Honey's fairly often. The atmosphere of the club used to be pretty smokey, however, smoking is no longer allowed in public places in Washington State. There are…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

Went there on 11/26/06 around 1...

Went there on 11/26/06 around 1 am. It was a pretty small crowd. Lots of 5's and 6's there with a few 7's and 8's scattered around. Most of the 7's and…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Was here during the afternoon--a new...

Was here during the afternoon--a new experience for me. I hate that drinks are expensive, but the women are mostly attractive. The interaction in the couch dance room seemed less intense at day,…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

It is the place to go...

It is the place to go when you want a nice girl that isn't stuck up. It may be smaller than the high dollar clubs but it definitely is friendlier. Drinks are made…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Hadn't been here in a long...

Hadn't been here in a long time and wondered if this place still cut the mustard. Visited Friday night, paid the $10 cover and $2 coat check. Went in and saw an unbelievable…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Best stripclub I've ever been too...

Best stripclub I've ever been too out of the 15 or so in 5 different states that I've tried. Only knock is the mandatory valet parking which is 5 bucks. Awesome stages, even…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

Was there on Friday and Saturday...

Was there on Friday and Saturday nite. Wait staff is very friendly. Rochelle is hot as usual but had to wait forever to get a couch dance so I left. Went back the…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

I first visited this club a...

I first visited this club a couple of years ago, and it was just plain bad. But for some reason I decided to give this place another try. I went on Saturday night after Thanksgiving.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Mount Carmel, Ohio

Went here with a few friends...

Went here with a few friends last week. Hadn't been in years, but they all wanted to go to a club and this was the closest. Didn't get a dance as I was…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

This club is tucked away next...

This club is tucked away next to a 7-Eleven a block away from the main drag of the Jefferson Davis Highway. It’s easy to drive past the place, though street parking is plentiful and…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This place has a lot of...

This place has a lot of potential during the day time. The women are not fantastic lookers but the quality of the service is high. Kind of like the Playhouse before it went…

Babes West

Indianapolis, Indiana

I made my semi-annual visit to...

I made my semi-annual visit to Babes West the day after thanksgiving. A buddy and I arrived about 9:00 and the place was a little slow to begin with. The cover is now $6, can't…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

I went by a weekday night...

I went by a weekday night at about 630 or 7pm looking for some dirty fun. I give it an 8 for the fun, not the atmosphere (4) or the dances (6-10). Cheaters…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Dark, dirty...

Dark, dirty and geat fun. I went mid week in the afternoon, not too busy, not a great selection of girls but I found a few and had some great dances.…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

I visited Cafe Risque on 11/24...

I visited Cafe Risque on 11/24 around 2 pm. The last time I was here was about 2 years ago. Not much has changed. It's like a cross between Denny's and a…

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If a stripper who REFUSED to see you OUTSIDE the club then tried to get MONEY

How would you treat a stripper who REFUSED to have anything to do with you OUTSIDE THE CLUB and then tried to get you to spend MONEY on her? What would you do?

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Who has had a REAL RELATIONSHIP with a stripper he met IN A STRIP CLUB?

Who has had a REAL RELATIONSHIP with a stripper he met IN A STRIP CLUB? How much MONEY was spent?

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What is the best smelling stripper in a strip club?

Ok, we already have a topic about bad smelling hygiene. What's the best smelling stripper or smell in a strip club? I enjoy it when a dancer wears a perfume that smells like vanilla cake and a couple…

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Most dramatic moments with ATF's or favorites?

What are your most dramatic moments you remember? I remember saying goodbye to my first ATF (moving), then she tells me she's in love with me. On a different occasion (much earlier) I did a job interview in her town and stopped…

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in a (more) perfect world

Your own preferences for a new ATF?? would you look for one that is smarter, happier, prettier face, tighter ass, bigger or smaller or firmer chest? More ITC vs. OTC than your current ATF? taller or shorther,…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

When it's good it's very, very...

When it's good it's very, very good; when it's bad it's really bad. Review based on multiple visits; re-read previous reviews and experienced most of what was written by others. Difficult club to rate because there's…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Stopped in for a drink after...

Stopped in for a drink after work on a Monday evening. It was busy, but I still had a drink in my hand by the time I found a seat. It looked like all the…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Dayshift has a better selection of...

Dayshift has a better selection of women at ten dollar dances. Mileage is better on days and most of the night girls are trying to get twenty dollars per dance. No cover in the…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Had the opportunity to visit YS...

Had the opportunity to visit YS for the first time during a weekday evening as well as sample the day shift. On a recent business trip, got to visit the place twice - once…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

Richmond clubs are getting a little...

Richmond clubs are getting a little boring. I can't figure out why but the clubs are empty on an average weekend night - if there is a NASCAR race or other event in town, it's…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

This is still the best place...

This is still the best place to go for a high energy, high friction experience with some of the most beautiful women in the strip club industry. The time frame between 10 and midnight is…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Oh my has the king fallen....

Oh my has the king fallen. Okay, I'm exagerrating a bit, but compared to what this place used to be, it is just okay at best. With that being said, it still is…

Fase Dos

Medellín, Colombia

This is the hottest place in...

This is the hottest place in the Medellin vicinity to my knowledge. There might be some confusion getting a taxi to take you there. The pronounciation is basically "fa-say-does" where the "s"…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

This is the most enjoyable of...

This is the most enjoyable of all the French Quarter clubs, for me. It's low-key and nicely relaxed, but the prices are astronomical compared to the rest of the country. If you're in New Orleans…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This place just continues to delight...

This place just continues to delight and empty my bank account. If you check my account you will see that I travel a lot in business and hit a fair number of clubs. I keep…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

Things can really be hit or...

Things can really be hit or miss here, especially if you get there during a shift change late afternoon. They have had some legal trouble and have to keep the curtains tied back.…

Temptations Go Go Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

As the previous review stated the...

As the previous review stated the quality of this place varies from night to night. That being said, the low point for this place is usually higher then most of the other Passaic or…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

I've been going here off and...

I've been going here off and on for a long time...used to be a mellow sort of place where you can indulge in laps or sit back against the wall and take it all in...no…

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Chicago Strip Clubs

OK -- I have been to almost (85%-90%) every club in the Chicagoland area and have seen the insides of "JackShacks", Lingerie Bars, Glitzy ShowBars and Hole-in-the-Wall Brothels. There is no rhyme or reason on lap dance prices: $20 will…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Hit it @ 3:30 on a...

Hit it @ 3:30 on a Tues aft-normally prime time. Far side back of bar wall was packed, my side by the toilet and stage entrance practically empty. Dolla-dolla assault started immediately and was relentless.…

The Trapeze Lounge

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I called from the hotel and...

I called from the hotel and asked if it is a strip club. The bar-maid told yes. I was ready to take some chances, but it was in fiasco. I reached there and there were…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I love the GPS systems these...

I love the GPS systems these days. Put in the address for Rick’s in Lake City. This is one of my favorite clubs in the country. The quality is consistently good and the mileage is…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Decent Club visited 11/21. Girls...

Decent Club visited 11/21. Girls range from 5-9. Beer prices are a little higher than norm but not outragously so. ~$5 . The dollar parade at the bar can be a hassel but…

Club Pearl

Sharon, Pennsylvania

This is a small club with...

This is a small club with a tennis request shaped elevated dance floor in it. There was a room for private dances and they were advertising shower dances. There were 6 dancers there at 10:30…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I've always felt that the buzz...

I've always felt that the buzz about this club exceeded its reality, until today. The BSC hypes its selection as New Times' best club in Arizona (from 2 or 3 years ago ?). And, message boards…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

I decided to check out this...

I decided to check out this club on a wednesday night cause i was horny and knew extras were available in the vip. But to be honest, i didn't see anyone up to my…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Went there on 11/24/06. This club...

Went there on 11/24/06. This club is middle of the road in that the girls are not 10's or 9's and there is no sexual contact. In fact, the girls range from 5's to 8's…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Went there on a sunday night...

Went there on a sunday night around 7 pm. Club was empty except for 2 dancers that none of the patrons really cared for. Around 9 a couple of girls came in and auditioned. After the audition…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

Gave this Club an 8 -...

Gave this Club an 8 - but keep in mind we are talking San Diego here. Club is OK for San Diego, but given the recent LE activity at the other well reviewed clubs, this…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

Was stranded at the airport and...

Was stranded at the airport and teh hotel shuttle driver recommended this place over eth airport strip. No cover. Drinks were $6 US (fora beer). Porn streams on the monitors in the…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

This place would get a 7...

This place would get a 7 if it weren't for the private dance area. It's like sitting in a wooden booth. The seats are not comfortable, and it's kinda cramped. Also, there's…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, New Jersey

Not bad. Better than the...

Not bad. Better than the shingle. Upscale feel to it, bartendresses are not pushy, girls are decent, a couple of them smoking. Didn't check out the VIP room but it seems like…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Camelot is the best it gets...

Camelot is the best it gets for DC, which is not saying much! There is no Lap Dancing or any kind of touching at all. With that in mind, the women are the…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Went by myself on a Saturday...

Went by myself on a Saturday night and the place was rocking, plenty of high quality dancers and most of them were really nice. Lapdances were hotter than i seem to remember getting in other…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Cheeks has been doing better lately....

Cheeks has been doing better lately. For the record, the dancers are allowed to do 2fer1's for one set of songs any time. They have to come out of the back for one…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

I visited Shotgun's at the end...

I visited Shotgun's at the end of October. It was my first time there. As a customer. Many long ages ago I drove cab in Denver and ferried many customers and dancers…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

There have been some changes to...

There have been some changes to the Living Room in the last month or so. They now do $1 dances after the 7pm and 9pm line ups. Its pretty fun and good chance to evaluate…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Stopped in on 11-10-06 with my...

Stopped in on 11-10-06 with my boss. It was a slow night, not many customers. Spent most of night at bar area watching the bar maid bounce quarters in a shot glass and drinking shooters.…

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New Dollar Coins- Potential Effect on SC Experience

With the new presidential dollar coins coming out in Feb2007, what are your thoughts on it? If (admitedly a big IF) the coins supplant the paper 1$ bills (30 yr life vs 2 yrs, resp.), what effect would that have…