Reviews by JupiterHotCakes

The Fox Club is the only strip club for miles and miles and miles. And they seem to know that fact all too well. This night I was determined to have a good time...

It was too long since my last visit to Torpedo's. It's a 21+ bikini bar where the dancers and customers are mostly Latinos, reflecting the town it's in. The back of the bar is...

I was in Linden already so I scoped out Cheeques after an okay visit to Taboo. Cheeques is a couple minutes down the road in a much less busy area. Place looks small and...

Ever since I met a saucy Peruvian dancer who mentioned that she also worked at Taboo, I've wanted to check the place out. I finally was in the area. It's just after 7pm. The joint...

I was looking for a good time and the American Bush came to mind. Found a parking spot right in front of the lobby (parking is easier at night than during the day because...

In my Utah strip club journey, I finally made it to the legendary Trails. Trails is the strip club that has been voted #1 in the local alternative weekly's Best of Utah guide ...

After my visit to Pinky's, I've now completed the full Utah strip club tour. Sidenote: There's a show called Milf Manor featuring a Utah former stripper, but I don't know where she danced -...

April has been American Bush Month for me. Just kept coming back multiple times to get another bump on the high I've been getting. The club sits on an industrial patch of road in...

What was The Bear Den is now just called The Den. While visiting Duces Wild in Salt Lake City, I kept meeting dancers who also danced here (or had) so I made a note...

I've visited Duces Wild a few times during my many stints to Salt Lake City. It's almost a stone's throw south of The American Bush on the same road, in an industrial part of...

Visited the Valley of the Sun to get out of the cold. I had a moment to make a quick SC visit and after deliberating between Hi-Lighter, Sugar 44 and Bourbon Street, the consistently...

Visited this place for the first time after a concert at the nearby Delta Center, just after 11pm. It's situated in an industrial area just north of downtown SLC. Ample parking along the side...

This joint is located on the south end of Missoula, just 10 minutes from the downtown area. It's on a side street off a main drag near a movie theater. Bright lights at the...

I arrived at Delilah's Den just after 12:30am. Parked on the street, this place has no parking lot. I've never been to this place after 8pm so I was curious to see if the...

My last visit to Flashdancers in March was very satisfying so when I found myself in the city again, I thought about testing other clubs. Ultimately I decided against the gamble and went to...

Walked into Obsessions on a Sunday just after midnight. Listing said it was open until 2am but I wondered if that was really the case. Well, it was open, but barely. The place is...

Based on a decent previous experience, I felt the pull to visit Torpedo's again. Last visit was a weekday early afternoon. This time I went on a Friday evening so the place was definitely...

After spending most of my cash at Torpedo's in nearby Bound Brook, I paid Delilah's a visit to see how the place is holding up. As usual, I parked on a nearby street (this...

This was my first ever visit to Torpedo's and I was pleasantly surprised, especially for a Tuesday early afternoon. The club is in the main downtown area of Bound Brook, a train stop along...

Was in Salt Lake again and decided to try out the only other club besides American Bush where you can get lap dances in the whole state. Reviews on here are pretty brutal so...

After visiting a friend at Morristown Hospital, I decided to pay a visit and do a spot check on nearby Fringe. It was 6:30p on a Friday. The place is up a hill off...

Found myself in Central NJ again and paid a visit to Manville's little club that could. The club is wedged in between buildings on a side street off the town's main drag. Street parking...

Found myself in the city with time to kill. I had never tried a NYC club before even though I used to work here, so it was time to check one out. Flashdancers was...

I was in town for the NBA All-Star Weekend and paid a visit just after it opened at noon. Now when you visit Utah, you should go in with eyes wide open so expectations...