Friday Night Delights

Based on a decent previous experience, I felt the pull to visit Torpedo's again. Last visit was a weekday early afternoon. This time I went on a Friday evening so the place was definitely more packed.

The place sits on the east end of Bound Brook's main street, with the train station behind it. I parked in the train station parking and made sure not to take a parking spot with a number on it. I didn't pay anything and didn't receive a ticket on my way back. As you enter the rather drab entrance, you're right at the north end of the bar. Didn't pay a cover and no one checked my ID - there was a chill dude at the entrance just watching things and we nodded. To the left up the steps - 3-4 pool tables. 4 girls at a time are dancing on the stage that's completely inside the bar. With each song, they move down the line, one girl leaves and a new one arrives. No real pole work, just kind of wimpy, side to side stepping. Some girls get into it a little more than others. There is a constant tip parade so if you're sitting at the bar, expect to bring some 1's. This is a bikini bar, so they don't get naked. Bartender will break your bills for 1's, no problem. Modelo was $6.

The place was hopping and it was a struggle to find an open seat. Mostly Latino customers and dancers and all the ones I interacted with were from Brazil. There were sizes and shapes all over the place, but I thought each dancer had her beauty strengths, whether in the face or body or swagger. There is something for everyone here, if you like Latinas. Lucky for me, I found some dancers that fit all three. First up was milfy Patchi (not sure how to spell it) - she was probably in her 40's with healthy tits and a cute smile. Dances happen in a separate room to the left of the pool tables. You pay the bouncer $20 for each dance that is timed for 4 minutes (maybe 5?). Bouncer calls the dancer's name when time is up so remember who you're with. Dances happen in benches that are completely open to the front with side panels for some privacy. There's a larger room for VIP dances (saloon door) that happen for $100 per 20 minutes (last visit dancer said it was 15 min). YMMV but I could touch everywhere but the kitty.