Houston, we have lift-off

I arrived at Delilah's Den just after 12:30am. Parked on the street, this place has no parking lot. I've never been to this place after 8pm so I was curious to see if the vibe was any different than the sleepy, dead daytime ambience. The club has been described many times - it's the old Frank's Chicken House and probably Elks Lodge before that and it doesn't look like they've made any repairs or improvements to the place since the early 90's. I think they got some new chairs, but the place has a musty sad smell to it. This is a full nude club. Most dance full nude, but not all - same for LDs as well - it's up to the dancer.

When I arrived, the guy at the desk said they were closing early tonight, at 1:30am (normally would be 2am). I asked if the cover was any less as a result and he said no, so I paid the $25 fee. He gave me complimentary bottle of water.

Well, there were certainly more dancers in action than I've ever seen before. A record three woman on the stage at one time! I saw some DD Instagram celebs in person for the first time - Snow and Lana. Snow is a sexy Latina spinner with small tits and a fit ass. Lana is a pretty white girl but is very thick and well proportioned for sure. I saw other girls with regulars in surrounding chairs - I didn't really scout the room too much but there were more PLs than I'm used to seeing. My eye then turned to the third dancer on stage and we locked in on each other - a sexy black spinner with a nice C rack. Her name was Houston. Threw her some bills and she made conversation. Told her of my troubles and she said she could help me feel better. Since I'd never met her before, we headed to the LD area before trying any VIP. We did two hot, two-way touch grind dances for $25 each before she convinced me to do a 15-minute VIP for $125 to the club plus tip. Houston is sweet and caring but also has her boundaries. I'm not a Frank Sinatra guy so we danced to Howard Jones's Things Can Only Get better for $100 tip. I should've haggled her down from that but I didn't feel like it that night. The club was winding down and while a juicy girl named Gia offered a dance on my way out, I was ready to leave. Mission accomplished.