Mileage Issues in Missoula

This joint is located on the south end of Missoula, just 10 minutes from the downtown area. It's on a side street off a main drag near a movie theater. Bright lights at the entrance feel like a spotlight to be seen loud and proud to all the world. I didn't drive here but there were plenty of parking spots.

Got there around 9:30pm. I opened the front door of the club and there's an entrance way with a caged pay window to the right. Cover was $7. Go thru the second door and you're in the club. It's a big space but weirdly laid out. All the way to the right is the bar with about 10-15 chairs. To the immediate left is the Champagne Room that is a curtained area split into two sections. In the middle is an area semi-enclosed that has a very small stage and booths - this is where lap dances occur. Further into the club, there are pool tables and slot machines on the left side - in the center all the way in the back and down some steps is the main stage with one pole that connects to a pretty high ceiling. There are chairs all along the rack and tables around the perimeter. The club is spacious and clean, but has plenty of ugly purple and yellow hues from another era. ATM allows $400 max with $6.60 charge per transaction.

I got a Jack and coke for about $8 and then a Guinness for $6 and headed on down to the stage. There were 6 dancers total this Monday night. This is an all-nude club with alcohol - I guess that's free-range Montana for you. One incredibly acrobatic south Asian girl and the rest were white girls. All natural girls here - didn't see any fake boobs or ass. No bigger than C-cups. 5-7 mostly maybe one 8. The stage dances were sexy, interactive, seductive, physical and creative - way better than I'm used to seeing at other clubs. Some amazing pole work. Nova the Asian girl is spinning around on that pole like she's a Cirque du Soleil performer. One girl looked like a hotter (and younger) Rachel Griffiths (best known for HBO's Six Feet Under) who has incredible Fuck Me energy. Nikki also does amazing spinning pole work and Scarlett the sexy librarian uses a hoop to great effect. Plenty of tits and pussy in your face with all of them. Crowd was sparse - a few young local dudes and a spattering of out-of-towners like me.