A Dancer at the Bush is Worth 2 Anywhere Else in Utah

I was looking for a good time and the American Bush came to mind. Found a parking spot right in front of the lobby (parking is easier at night than during the day because of adjacent daytime businesses) and found a friendly face at the front desk. I asked for a certain dancer and pre-paid the 30-min room rental rate of $60 - she waived the cover charge (only $7) and I tipped her for her troubles.

I walked down the hallway and open the door to the main room. To the left is the stage with seating and the bar/DJ (18+, no alcohol) in the back left corner. Sparkling bathroom and 90 min+ VIP rooms further back. Straight ahead from the main door is the way to the open lap dance communal room and further down to the left of that hallway are the VIP rooms (30-60 min).

I turn left towards the stage and immediately see a couple of very attractive young blonde hotties. All natural (maybe not the tan) and gleaming white smiles. They chat me up and I recognize one of them I had a great lapper ($20 a lap) with on a prior visit. Start to wonder if I made a mistake with my pre-payment but then I glance over and see my booked dancer. She's sitting with a dude at the bar but drops him like a bad habit to come give me a warm hug. Okay, not a mistake at all. She looks like the love child of Marilyn Monroe and Barbie (without the big boobs).