Reviews by Manuellabore

The notion of a no-extras, no-alcohol club rubs me the wrong way. While I would certainly prefer both, it seems reasonable to expect to at least get one or other other. When you add on…

Spoiler alert: This is not a shill review. A shill review of Castaways would recommend that it be burned to the ground (while unoccupied, of course) as a service to the public. I would go…

Not to speak ill of the departed, but not too long ago there was an adjudicator who would describe every Desire review as a “shill review or club ad”. I’ll admit up front I find…

Based on a sample size of two visits, one on a Tuesday night and the next the following afternoon, I have a different impression of this place from that of the sporadic, previous reviews. It…

I became enamored of this quirky place after successive visits on a weekday evening and the following afternoon a couple months ago, and issued a glowing review. Came back on a Monday evening recently, and…

Standalone building in a commercial area near Newark airport which shares parking with a diner. Be careful because if you miss a turn your only option will be to get on a freeway ramp and…

Bottom Line Up Front: This is a quirky (in a good way) neighborhood strip bar that fills a niche. I’ll also admit up front to adjudicators looking for shill reviews that I really like this place.…

Oasis had always been a distant fourth in my rankings of Philadelphia clubs, behind Cheerleaders, Risque and Delilah’s. Recent experience over a few sporadic visits has caused Oasis to rise in my estimation, although not…

BLUF: Was at Delilah's for a full half hour at 8 pm on a Tuesday evening and no dancer took the stage. None working the floor either. There were two engrossed in conversations with…

In connection with my business travels, I have made it a mission to locate and explore waystations of reliable FS clubs strung across the middle Atlantic region. In some ways, I analogize to the missions…

By now, there have been enough intrepid post-raid PO reviews to make a stop seem worthwhile. Little square purple building at a busy intersection in in industrial SW Philadelphia, midway between Center City and PHL…

While I live over 200 miles from Providence, I will visit the Providence clubs whenever my business travel puts me within a 2 hour drive. It’s remarkable to have 4 clubs of decent quality…

PSA for those who aren’t familiar with Philadelphia: There is no reason to consider this SC unless you find yourself in Center City Philadelphia for some other reason. If you have the wherewithal to travel…

Second visit of my lifetime. 45 minutes from home or work, and there are plenty of options in Philly without taking that trip. Decided I could justify it by combining with a visit to a…

First time in Memphis. The Memphis clubs are thinly reviewed, which suggests there may not be many locals on TUSCL. This club is just off an I-40 interchange in NE Memphis, in a standalone building…

Bottom line advisory before getting into the mandatory details: Based on this and previous experience, this place often doesn't have enough dancers working afternoons. I was there from around 2-4 pm, and only saw 3…

Jiggles had been on my radar for a while. I'm a Brazilianophile (have a regular back home), and I've got a soft spot for MILFs, and the quirkiness of the place seemed interesting. So, I…

Was in Orlando for a company retreat. Picked Cleo’s because it looked like the closest Uber ride from the resort area. Was already pretty hammered when I arrived, so not in the market for extras…

Made an early weekday afternoon, first-time visit to this club last week. Due to several tactical errors, I ended up having two very different visits to the VIP area, which could be enlightening to other…

Been to this place 1-/12 times before, just before the Covid shutdown in 2020, and just never liked the vibe. The first time (the “1/2” time) I went through the front door, saw the sparse,…

Visited Desire on three successive days: Labor Day night, and the following two afternoons. Basic club layout has been described ad naseum. Metal detector in long hallway/vestibule. Guy who monitors it seemed unperturbed when it…

Visited this place for the first, and probably last, time late on a weeknight, essentially in spite of, rather than because of, its significance in popular culture. I could walk to it from the hotel…

Don't judge a book by its cover. Place looks small and skeevy on the outside but it's roomy and nicely appointed on the inside. Big bar with all the accoutrements of a full-service bar, even…