Reviews

Hi this place around 1 pm on a Wednesday. It looks like a shithole on the outside, which gives a fair sign of what lies within. Smallish, beat-up asphalt parking lot just off the edge…

I am going to combine commentary on two clubs: Vanity and Columbus Gold. They are in separate, free-standing buildings adjacent to each other in northwest Columbus. You could easily crawl on your hands and knees…

Best way I can describe this place is to compare it to Tiffany’s Cabaret, which is about a mile away. Both are near the airport.. They are both no-extras clubs. That seems to be the…

Came here maybe 4 times over 2-1/2 years post-pandemic, and got HJs in the regular LD area from different comely AA dancers on two of the visit. So, that's a .500 record. Automatic HOF…

Don’t let the snarky title put you off. There’s a lot to like about this place. It’s just that, while they have a few dancers who could fit right in at one of the high-end…

This place has its plusses and minuses, but checks a few boxes. One thing that is important to me is that it is within 2-3 blocks of Fells Point hotels, so if you’re visiting you…

Travelers to Cincinnati quickly realize the relative paucity of SC options for a city of its size .If you are carless and staying in downtown Cincinnati, the Brass Ass and its (“step”? “half?”) sister club,…

I'm sure this place has a niche, but no idea what it is. If you want extras, go to Bridgeport or Tolland. If you want to watch a lot of different dancers on stage, go…

I have never been to a commercial game preserve or on a safari or other guided hunting trip. I suspect that such orchestration can eventually make the pursuit of game as numbing as the mechanical…

Delilah’s Manville on weekday afternoons is the most stable, reliable experience possible. That also means it can run a little on the bland side. The afternoon dancers tend to be a little on the older…

Decided to take a slight detour on my way to catch an evening flight from PHL. Purple Orchid is a squalid looking purple cube at the intersection of two thoroughfares in industrial southwest Philadelphia. It…

It seems obvious that shift changes at a SC are generally a time to be avoided, as is the first hour or so after opening. Sometimes, timing makes this the only option: A quick detour…