a Tribute to "Hiyanna"

Second visit of my lifetime. 45 minutes from home or work, and there are plenty of options in Philly without taking that trip. Decided I could justify it by combining with a visit to a new "adult use" dispensary 6 miles down Rte 130 in Edgewater Park.

Place has been extensively reviewed and described. Freestanding pink building on a busy highway. Plenty of parking spots at 1 pm. Walk in to a rectangular bar with a rectangular stage inside. Made eye contact with a dancer just finishing her stage set. She made a beeline off the stage to me. Moved right into my "personal space" (which I didn't mind) and began putting her hands all over me (which I also didn't mind). I returned the favor. This is all happening before the bartender could collect the $10 cover and give me a water. For anybody who actually hasn't read a review, this is a BYOB which will give you a water or a fountain soda in exchange for the $10 cover.

Dancer was older, which I didn't mind, because she had a tight body. I asked her name and, in an accent I couldn't place, I heard her say "Hiyanna". I asked her name a couple other times while I was there, because that name seemed unusual, and still heard "Hiyanna". That was about all we said to each other. Without either of us saying anything else, we moved back to the LD rooms (little closet-sized rooms with doors). $30 per 4 minutes, with somebody announcing each time your assigned room has finished another song. Didn't end p being relevant here. She motioned for me to stand in a particular location (maybe to block the camera) and suddenly she was everything everywhere all at once, touching me in places that I wouldn't even have expected would be arousing. Over and done in 3 songs, with one final request for her name. No tip requested. In and out of the place in 20 minutes.

It was only when I was rolling down the road toward the dispensary that I thwacked my forehead and realized that "Hiyanna" was perhaps the most prominent dancer in Playhouse lore, and also that I may need to have my hearing checked