Exceeded Expectations

Platinum Plus

Allentown, PA

Don’t want to be the guy who gives a club a negative review because I showed up at midnight on a Monday and it was dead. I prefer to follow a “two visit minimum” rule…

Sirens

Westerville, OH

Visited this place from 10-Midnight on a Sunday night. Not an optimal time/day so take any criticisms with a grain of salt. I walked over from a nearby hotel in an adjacent office park. Place…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, CT

The title could be considered "damning with faint praise". Harry Oh's is a largely Latina bordello shithole in the mold of Pleasant Moments in Bridgeport, but grosser. Need to do another visit to Galerie to…

Man this place sucked..... I went here on a Thursday night around 11:30 PM, Bouncers outside were chill, I was a bit skeptic because I didn't see many cars in the front. walk in and…

I was in Orlando, on a Sunday evening, and did not have time to drive to Cocoa Beach. So, I decided to try an urban club called Cleo’s. Cover = $20 Beer = $7 Floor Dances =…

So I learned the hard way about the lack of contact on dances and what an “air dance” is from a time that I disregarded a review when visiting Orlando. I was in town again…

Cleos is not what it used to be in years gone by. It was never a high-mileage club, but could still be fun. Somehow they've found a way to remove the fun from the equation. Club…