Reviews

Jiggles had been on my radar for a while. I'm a Brazilianophile (have a regular back home), and I've got a soft spot for MILFs, and the quirkiness of the place seemed interesting. So, I…

Was in Orlando for a company retreat. Picked Cleo’s because it looked like the closest Uber ride from the resort area. Was already pretty hammered when I arrived, so not in the market for extras…

Made an early weekday afternoon, first-time visit to this club last week. Due to several tactical errors, I ended up having two very different visits to the VIP area, which could be enlightening to other…

Been to this place 1-/12 times before, just before the Covid shutdown in 2020, and just never liked the vibe. The first time (the “1/2” time) I went through the front door, saw the sparse,…

Visited Desire on three successive days: Labor Day night, and the following two afternoons.
Basic club layout has been described ad naseum. Metal detector in long hallway/vestibule. Guy who monitors it seemed unperturbed when it…

Visited this place for the first, and probably last, time late on a weeknight, essentially in spite of, rather than because of, its significance in popular culture. I could walk to it from the hotel…

Don't judge a book by its cover. Place looks small and skeevy on the outside but it's roomy and nicely appointed on the inside. Big bar with all the accoutrements of a full-service bar, even…