CandymanOfProvidence
I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the bathroom! Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed indulgent poop. COME WITH ME!
Comments by CandymanOfProvidence (page 9)
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3 years ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
wonder if he's Jamaican because it's "mon"?
and if so, does he have a rasta hat that looks like a pokeball?
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3 years ago
ATACdawg
Thank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
Bicycle built for 6.
I sit in the rearmost fixed seat.
As I pedal, it doesn't just rotate the wheels, it rotates the sequence of seats ahead of me, providing a wonderfully varying scenic view.
No need for a horn, I just honk whichever girl is ahead of me.
Upon reaching a rest stop, I demonstrate to each of them a bicycle pump.
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
Icee, was your car a lowrider with hydraulics so that passenger front fender is 6' off the ground while the driver's rear chrome bumper is scraping the ground?
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3 years ago
wallanon
Just remember, not all dancers have the same attitudes towards sex,
so for some VIP means "Vasectomy Is Preferred"
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3 years ago
wallanon
SJG
That is very unsettling.
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3 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
The Cleaning Ninja: How to Clean Your Home in 8 Minutes Flat and Other Clever Housekeeping Techniques // Courtenay Hartford (2017)
Offers prime points on sanitizing after extreme martial arts demonstrations
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3 years ago
potheadpl
Florida
potheadpl,
When he got the chicken wing, was it Buffalo, naked or Daytona style?
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3 years ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
Inspiring! I want to move to Cleveland and command a steamer, and after some victories be called "le vapeur de Cleveland." The low-key naval base is at Cedar Point, with headquarters at a log flume ride.
"the very first redesigned medal, now shaped like a buttplug."
The proud few will wear it with the redesigned dress trousers, containing a round velcro flap in the rear.
The ceremony will conclude with line dancing to "Achy Breaky Heart", although you can catch some participants substituting "Butt".
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3 years ago
nicespice
Interesting Q&A by a traveling stripper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYnk77IDPyo
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3 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
I had a stripper give me her phone # - and when I tried it received the message "Please hang up and try your call again"
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3 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
I suffer from premature evacuation
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
Or caca!
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3 years ago
misterorange
Kamala, you're FIRED!
He's the wurst at spelling
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3 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
It would have to be Russia, U.S., China and India.
oops, you're talking about college bastketball...
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3 years ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
IMHO the best Karens and Kevins are boomers. Personal experience may vary. The best way to defuse the situation since they do not understand de-escalation is to offer them caca.
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3 years ago
Rrt
Pennsylvania
But seriously, it is worth it, as long as you are ok with the background check. NEXUS is useful if you only care about going to Canada. Note that not all airports handle it though.
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3 years ago
Rrt
Pennsylvania
Global Entry is a great name for a strip club membership. Show the card at the club, immediately get FS with the dancer of your choice!
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3 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
When visiting I suggest you a take a ride on the Cleveland Steamer.
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3 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
I am investing in paper production, chemical companies and cleaning services, for when the shit hits the fan!
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3 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
JSG? Impostor has been revealed! or an evil twin! or a doppleganger and his doodoofingers!
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3 years ago
nicespice
Denial: How Refusing to Face the Facts about Our Autism Epidemic Hurts Children, Families, and Our Future // Mark Blaxill and Dan Olmsted (2017)
"Even as the autism rate soars and the cost to our nation climbs well into the billions, a dangerous new idea is taking hold: There simply is no autism epidemic."
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3 years ago
Redbaron12
scat play + Tijuana = Cacascadas
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3 years ago
nicespice
Toilet Training for Individuals with Autism or Other Developmental Issues: Second Edition // Maria Wheeler (2007)
Excellent book for when little ones are making the poop fly, regardless of whether you believe in autism or not
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3 years ago
TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
He is returning to the Packers without a contract? NFL Players Union must be pooping themselves
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3 years ago
Sauget
Michigan
Park anywhere except in Baltimore then watch out for caca (figurative and literal) when you walk to the club