CandymanOfProvidence
I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the bathroom! Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed indulgent poop. COME WITH ME!
Comments by CandymanOfProvidence (page 10)
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3 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Replace Carrot Top with Gallagher, at least he has some use with a sledgehammer/mallet
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3 years ago
Muddy
USA
Maybe this goes with the other new thread. Dancers are unenthused because the guy doesn't stink enough
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3 years ago
Dave_Anderson
Need to set the bar lower for skibum609 to cross. some caca should help
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3 years ago
Muddy
USA
I am happy to donate gas anytime. Just bring the right hose and nozzle.
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3 years ago
crazyjoe
Colorado
I am inspired to play some Yeah-Yeah-Yeahs.
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3 years ago
misterorange
Kamala, you're FIRED!
Get me a lighter and nonflammable chaps and I'll show you a flamethrower more powerful than a TOS-1
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3 years ago
mark94
Arizona
Call.Me.Ishmael will point at each mushroom cloud and shout "Thar she blows!"
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3 years ago
Dave_Anderson
skibum609 is a yahtzee
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3 years ago
misterorange
Kamala, you're FIRED!
Because it launches warheads of caca?
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3 years ago
CandymanOfProvidence
I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the bathroom! Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed indulgent poop. COME WITH ME!
Actually the best you can hope is not to step in caca!
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3 years ago
Dave_Anderson
Actually it sounds more like Woke Mexico.
As in, the Mexicans were having a siesta, someone woke them from their slumber, and all hell broke loose!
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3 years ago
mark94
Arizona
Robert Kraft should show his support of the current "peacekeeping mission" by presenting Putin with a Toilet Bowl ring
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3 years ago
docsavage
Indiana
@CJKent
"In this particular case, since you were walking into the area, mid-dong," ...
Freud says "very interesting... please explain further"
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3 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
The Big Book of Facts About Bodily Functions // Robert Lewis (2021)
This develops some great statistical distributions about intestinal distributions.
Also details effects of various inputs on output, highlighting corn, cabbage and dairy.
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3 years ago
CandymanOfProvidence
I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the bathroom! Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed indulgent poop. COME WITH ME!
Preparing for another Sunday with a big breakfast...
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3 years ago
PinkSugarDoll
If the dancer wears rubber galoshes, it says more about the club than the girl!
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3 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Looters in Ukraine getting street justice.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/t73qjv/looters_getting_some_good_ole_street_justice/
Leave some sunflower seeds under these guys in case they make manure.
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3 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( 🧚🏼♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
They need to flush the format. Have well-to-do American women pick foreign men with bad attitudes and let the poop fly.
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
Putin's actual net worth and how he lives - includes descriptions of toilet brushes, toilet paper holders and a gold toilet
https://fortune.com/2022/03/02/vladimir-putin-net-worth-2022/
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3 years ago
gothamyte
from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
Public toilet attendant
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3 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Public Toilet Design: From Hotels, Bars, Restaurants, Civic Buildings and Businesses Worldwide // Francesc Zamora Mola (2013)
Firmly sits on the the throne for this topic.
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3 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
The public toilets of the ancient Roman Empire
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3 years ago
gothamyte
from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
^from Big Lots to Big Loads
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
More than 24 hours, is everyone constipated?
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3 years ago
gothamyte
from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
"I had a dancer at Follies that sucked my dick on Saturday and cut my hair at a chain haircut place on Sunday."
Suck and a haircut, two bits!