Reviews

I was wrong, and I couldn't be happier. For more than a year, I've been thinking that the good old days of clubbing were gone and never coming back. My last visit to Fantasies…

This review is going to sound mean, but I actually kind of like this place. It has two significant advantages. (1) It's about 100 yards from the Massachusetts state line, so if you're coming…

This club is usually mentioned in comparison to its neighbor Centerfolds. After my last couple of visits, I'm starting to doubt the validity of that comparison, because I no longer think they're in the same…

In any other neighborhood, Centerfolds would be the neighborhood dive. Last time I was there, they had a Hell's Angels poster on the door to prove it. It still loses the title because…

(Full disclosure: this used to be my favorite club, so Scrubby should have his "shill review" rubber stamp ready.)

Inflation, I used to think, was a problem for other people. I'm on a diet; my…

It would take a better philosopher than me to decide whether Lamplighter is still a strip club. It certainly used to be a strip club. It has a stage with poles and a…

Centerfolds is on U.S. Route 20, the longest highway in the country (3,365 miles) and one of the oldest (1645). On that timescale, Centerfolds is relatively new. I couldn't find an actual date,…

I visited Fantasies a few months ago and decided not to write a review because of the Thumper Rabbit rule. (If you can't say something nice, don't say nuthin' at all.). I went back…

The first thing you see when you walk in to Centerfolds is nothing. Tuesday afternoon was a bright, sunny day. By the time I crossed the parking lot, my pupils were fully contracted.…

Over in the Forums section of tuscl right now, there's a discussion about how much you should tip to get a dancer's attention. The answer, obviously, is "more." At the Lamplighter, that would…

Full disclosure: in the Before Times, Mario's was my favorite Massachusetts club, mainly because my favorite dancer works there. I'll try to make this review as objective as I can, but I'll give you…

If you're going to have only one club in your state, this is a pretty good one to have. When I visited on a Thursday afternoon there was plenty of space to park my…