Sometimes you find a diamond, sometimes it's all rough

It's been a long time since I've been to Mickey's, so when I got a text from one of their dancers, I decided it was time for another trip. The back door is 150 feet over the Massachusetts state line, so it's the most accessible Rhode Island club, about an hour from my house under usual conditions.

Early this year someone proposed a four point minimum review guideline. Some commenters argued it might be excessive, but I thought it might be fun to try it out with Mickey's.

(1) PLACE (parking, outside condition, inside condition, layout of stage seating VIP, annoyances of music volume or announcers or lighting).