Reviews by From978

If you reverse engineered the ideas that have made Desire one of the highest rated clubs in the US, and then did the exact opposite, you would have something close to Foxy Lady. I…

Golden Banana is on US 1, but you may miss it because they hid it behind a Gulf station. There's plenty of parking. When I got there around 6:30 on a Tuesday night,…

It's probably been ten years since I last went to the Boardroom, but yesterday I saw only minor changes in that decade: the lighting seems a little more garish, the seating is a bit more…

Centerfolds is one of the few clubs in the area that is open on Monday afternoon. Consequently I arrived about 4 PM Monday to find a surprisingly full parking lot. The club is open…

Today was my first trip to Mickey's since the change of ownership. I arrived on a Tuesday at 3:30. With seven cars in the lot, there was plenty of space. There is also…

It's been more than a year since I last visited Mario's. That time there were two customers, including me, and mine was the only money being spent. In comparison, the place was hopping when…

For a long time I've been wondering how Mickey's stays in business. Now it appears their accountant has been asking them the same question. I learned today that the club is for sale.…

Several reviews of Centerfolds, including mine, mention the momentary blindness we feel when we step from full sun outdoors to almost complete black inside. I'm happy to report that the club has taken note…

I see by their Facebook page that the “new” Mickey's building opened exactly twenty years ago. Mickey was a retired firefighter. When the “old” building succumbed to age and dirt, it mysteriously burned…

I visited Centerfolds on a Tuesday afternoon around 4:00. It's easily accessible on US 20, about an hour west of Boston. The parking is ample, although on this visit I saw a lot…

My first sight as I entered Fantasies Wednesday afternoon was a tall, radiant brunette who gave me a dazzling smile. Unfortunately, I was going in as she was going out. That foreshadowed how…

It's been a long time since I've been to Mickey's, so when I got a text from one of their dancers, I decided it was time for another trip. The back door is 150 feet…

Getting there is easy: it's right on a major US highway (20). Getting there can be a bit scary;:you have to make a left turn across a major US highway. (Or, if you made a…

I was wrong, and I couldn't be happier. For more than a year, I've been thinking that the good old days of clubbing were gone and never coming back. My last visit to Fantasies…

This review is going to sound mean, but I actually kind of like this place. It has two significant advantages. (1) It's about 100 yards from the Massachusetts state line, so if you're coming…

This club is usually mentioned in comparison to its neighbor Centerfolds. After my last couple of visits, I'm starting to doubt the validity of that comparison, because I no longer think they're in the same…

In any other neighborhood, Centerfolds would be the neighborhood dive. Last time I was there, they had a Hell's Angels poster on the door to prove it. It still loses the title because…

(Full disclosure: this used to be my favorite club, so Scrubby should have his "shill review" rubber stamp ready.) Inflation, I used to think, was a problem for other people. I'm on a diet; my…

It would take a better philosopher than me to decide whether Lamplighter is still a strip club. It certainly used to be a strip club. It has a stage with poles and a…

Centerfolds is on U.S. Route 20, the longest highway in the country (3,365 miles) and one of the oldest (1645). On that timescale, Centerfolds is relatively new. I couldn't find an actual date,…

I visited Fantasies a few months ago and decided not to write a review because of the Thumper Rabbit rule. (If you can't say something nice, don't say nuthin' at all.). I went back…

The first thing you see when you walk in to Centerfolds is nothing. Tuesday afternoon was a bright, sunny day. By the time I crossed the parking lot, my pupils were fully contracted.…

Over in the Forums section of tuscl right now, there's a discussion about how much you should tip to get a dancer's attention. The answer, obviously, is "more." At the Lamplighter, that would…

Full disclosure: in the Before Times, Mario's was my favorite Massachusetts club, mainly because my favorite dancer works there. I'll try to make this review as objective as I can, but I'll give you…

If you're going to have only one club in your state, this is a pretty good one to have. When I visited on a Thursday afternoon there was plenty of space to park my…