Reviews by SalaoLikeSantiago

I didn't realize I was going to a "Feature Performer - Porn Star Brett Rossi" night. Made the cover charge $20 (with standard metal detector pass-through to enter). I felt a little sorry for...

On previous visits to this club I had been told that the dancers that came in after 8p were really beautiful, so I decided to check it out in weekend prime time. Hmmm, maybe...

It was 38 minutes from the rental car pick-up at the airport to the parking lot. $5 cover to get in (sign on the door shows the cover charge escalation as the evening progresses). I'd...

This was my first trip to Cocoa Beach, and I had some FOMO - what did I miss at Cheaters after spending my day at Ace Club? I had been totally drained of motivation...

It was about one hour with a rental car from Orlando to Cocoa Beach. I was planning a trip to Cheaters, but looked on Google for a good lunch spot first and it suggested...

[Prologue - I had gone to the Pierpont bar in Union Station for happy hour and starting talking up this drunk woman in KC for a conference. The first thing I look for in...

Tried-out Lou Turks, but finding nothing of interest there, decided to go to Cheerleaders to watch the end of the Phillies game, and see if one of my favorites was here and maybe set...

Was meeting up with a favorite at Cheerleaders and wanted to make sure that I had enough in me to quench her thirst, so I stopped at Lou Turks for a little fluffing. Very convenient...

15 years ago I loved Oasis and its discreet location near the airport (and down the road from the Purple Orchid). Lately, it's been downright depressing (see my previous reviews). But, the Sirens were...

Won $1100 on the Preakness and the money was burning a hole in my pocket. Thought about donating it to a soup kitchen, or funding a youth sports team...but I have another favorite group...

I'm not sure how the little village of Spring City ended up with this club, and with one of the most notorious (for good reasons) AMPs of the region. Hidden Gem is in a...

Partner's Tavern is right on Rte 5 a little East of Erie. It's supposedly open from 9p-2a (except a matinee session on Fridays), so I arrived at 9:30p and parked in front of one...

Definitely noticed the change in neighborhood driving up Federal to the Players Club from Shotgun Willies. I pulled into a gravel parking lot on the side of the club, parked next to a pickup...

First time to a Denver area club. Took me about 30 minutes from the Denver airport car rental center. I hate valet parking, and I couldn't remember what I read on TUSCL about parking,...

Flew into Portland Jetport and had some time to kill before venturing to Maine's great white north. Was only about a 10 minute drive with my rental car. Got there about 1p (I think...

Made my first venture to Double Visions in a decade on a weekday night after a game. Easy to find and access off Easton Rd, with a one-way driveway and easy parking. No cover...

This was my first trip back to Cheerleaders since the renovation that had the oft-mentioned tent in the parking lot. It was Thursday evening, during an Eagles preseason game. I had expected it to...

I set my Uber destination as the Korner House Bar, across the street, so that I didn't have to engage my driver in a discussion about my strip club habit, then played human Frogger...

Drove my rental car to the San Ysidro border, parked, and walked across Ped East with no line. Walked to the giant arch on Revolucion then went to a nice restaurant for some dinner....

Changed up my plans of making a return trip to Perfect Ten and instead decided to check out Tiffany's Cabaret for their Tuesday night $5 dance special. Maybe one of my most disappointing...

My plane arrived at San Antonio airport, I picked up a car, and I decided no better time to start checking out the cultural attractions of the area. P10 was very convenient to the...

After seeing a couple of recent positive reviews I decided to give The Oasis another try... The club is easy to access being near the airport across from several large car dealerships (keep driving a...

This club offers a "Two-for-TwentyFive" lap dance special on Tuesday evenings, which has been hit-or-miss for me. Thought I'd drop an updated review. If you want to learn a little bit on how to "work"...

Club Risque is easy to access off of I-95, onto Columbus Blvd/Delaware Ave, near the Delaware River in Philadelphia. There's free parking next to the building, and overflow parking in a monitored lot across...