I Wish I Had a Time Machine - TUSCL Reviews Say This "Used" to be Great

It was about one hour with a rental car from Orlando to Cocoa Beach. I was planning a trip to Cheaters, but looked on Google for a good lunch spot first and it suggested the Tiny Turtle. As I was looking for a place to park near the Tiny Turtle, I found the Ace Club parking lot, and my plans suddenly changed.

No cover to enter, pass the men's room, and enter the bar. A dog-bone shaped stage with two poles to the left, and bottle-service tables (going unused) on the far side of the stage. The bar to the right. The bar's in a funny spot as half the bar patrons have their back to the stage. Lap dance room in the far back right. VIP rooms, with curtains kind of like beach cabanas, behind the bar. They had a buffet of food in front of the VIP rooms - I never eat in strip clubs, but lots of PLs were helping themselves. There's a dancer outfit shop in the back of the club, and a special refrigerator for champagne bottle service that I didn't see used. I was able to watch football games on the TVs over the bar.

Dancers took the stage for 3 songs. Some got topless, some didn't bother as nobody was watching (except me) and nobody was tipping (except me). Only 2 used the pole in any meaningful way.