Reviews by SalaoLikeSantiago

I had never been to the Penns Port Pub, but driving by the siren's call made it irresistible. This Pub sits on Columbus Blvd / Delaware Ave along the Delaware River in Philadelphia. Come out...

I found myself in downtown Philadelphia at midnight on a Saturday. I don't usually love the Saturday night club scene, but it had been way too long since I'd had a chance to visit...

I usually try to drive through Connecticut as fast as I can. While careening up I-84 I noticed a conspicuously lit up building off to the side of the highway, saw I was at...

If David Lynch was going to make a movie about a strip club I think maybe this is the caricature he might fantasize. This club is pretty easy to find: drive North on I-95 from...

I had made one trip to the Penthouse Club many years ago, before I'd developed my SC game, and had a good time. After reading reviews before making this trip I wondered how I...

My two active OTC friends are traveling, but I had the itch so I went to Cheerleaders. Tuesdays are advertised as 2 for $25 lap dances until midnight. Pulled in about 8:30p and the...

Was heading, as we say in Philly, "down the shore" for a week of vacation, and decided to take a route that would conveniently drive me by the Playhouse. Easy free parking lot which...

I don't know why I keep trying, but I went to Oasis from the airport on a Thursday evening. Didn't see a single dancer I wanted to engage, so left before I finished my...

TUSCL reviews planted the idea in my heads that I should finally checkout the Playhouse dayshift. It is a holiday weekend after all! Got there at about 12:45 on Friday afternoon. Took me about 40...

After reading Grumpy's "best and worst of times" review (see below), a lightbulb went off. I realized that I had been approaching this club wrong. I decided to check out Cheerleaders again, about 7p...

Once upon a time, this used to be a club I liked. There used to be, reliably, two types of dancers that worked here. The first, cute baby strippers learning the craft before moving...

The first thing that comes to mind when driving up to Baby Dolls is, "who thought to put a strip club here?" This is a neighborhood bar in a little residential area in suburban...

The Philadelphia version of Club Risque is down on Columbus Boulevard near the Delaware River. There is some parking right next to the building, and a free, monitored lot across the alley. What pandemic?...

Felt a sudden need to get out of the house and go talk to some friendly women. Picked Oasis because I hadn't been since it changed ownership (same owner, now, as Cheerleaders), and hoped...