Comments by Mike Rotch (page 11)

For me a perfect 10 is achieved not just from her appearance but from her performance. So an 8 or 9 can become a 10 if she gives a great performance. I judge that by the way she moves, grinds, fucks, and sucks. But an 8 or 9 who has a shitty personality and barely puts in any effort will move down to a 5 or lower. My personal 10 was a black girl who had a slim thick body and rode my dick like a pornstar. After I nutted, she kept riding it and made me nut again within seconds. She asked me if I came twice but I said no. Partly out of shame, but also because I thought she might charge me twice LOL.

Whatever happened to the "Top 40" lists? I used to look at them to see what were the best strip clubs, or most reviewed, etc. Also had top ignored members so I knew who to avoid. Can't see that link anymore.

I don't give a crap about AI, if it can't get down on it's knees and deepthroat my johnson, I'll pass. I don't see the point of Onlyfans either, maybe if I was paralyzed from the neck down I might be interested. Probably not.

Reminds me of one time this club I went to had a bomb scare and everyone had to get out. It turned out to be a false alarm thankfully. But really, who does that?

How about a feature where if you have been ignored enough times (let's say by 20 members) you are automatically locked out of all the forums. And it stays that way until they un-ignore you. I gotta admit though, some of these trolls are kinda hilarious. I saw one guy pretending to be a truck and another guy who thinks he's a lion. Not sure if it's the same person.

Always liked this place too, but one bad thing is the parking. It's all street parking and if you're lucky you might find a spot on Getty ave. If you park anywhere else like on the one-way street around the corner, your car can get towed. It happened to this dancer once. Many nights I've wanted to visit this place only to keep on driving because there was no parking available. Luckily Sunrise is just down the road.

I agree, people should pay for the privilege of reading about our sexual exploits with loose women inside dark seedy clubs.

I didn't care much for twerking until I got a nice big booty black girl twerk on my face during 69. Changed my whole perspective. Now every time I see a girl twerk I just imagine my face buried in between those thick round cheeks.

^I agree. Double dances are pretty much useless. I had one once and each girl just straddled my left and right leg and ignored the one in between. Now, a tag team in the bed... whole nother story.

The best ones are the bikini bars where the girls take their clothes off anyway. No entrance fee, you can buy beer, and see some tits n ass. This one club I went to, the dancer let me peel the pasties off her nips and pull her thong to the side while grinding me at the bar.

It happens to all of us. For me I usually take a break after having a real shitty experience at a club. It turns me sour towards all the clubs and I'll stop going for months sometimes. But the urge always comes back. I don't know if I'll ever get it all out of my system. Getting married might help I guess. Good luck with that.

"I usually support single moms but in your case I will support single grandmas."

That list sucks. But here's one: "Nice tattoo, it really covers up the stretch marks."

I heard some wieners are also getting smaller, especially in the trans community.

Yea that tip parade will get ya, the trick is to arrive when there aren't too many dancers. I like to get there around 7 or 8 when the day shift ends and the night shift begins so there isn't that many girls on stage and the parade isn't so bad. Also night shift is when the Eastern European girls come in, if big tittied blondes are your thing.

I still prefer the "tip parade" clubs to the "make it rain" clubs. You know the type where the girls demand that you throw wads of cash at them, repeatedly. You can literally burn through $100 in less than 5 minutes doing this. I know a certain club that does this all the time. The funny thing is, they had about 10 bartenders standing around and like 1 dancer on stage. And the bartenders were way hotter.

Not trying to be a cheap ass, but some girls do get greedy with the bills. I hate when I tip them a dollar, and then they expect another, and another. I mean if I like the girl a lot, I will. But not just any random Sheila. Sorry darling, just take your dollar and move on before I order another sandwich.

Yea the ole "I'm eating', go away" trick usually works. Never had a girl ask for tips when I had a burger in my hands. It's just good manners. Other than that, just stay away from the stage, even if you gotta stand in the back like a schmuck. If the club has a pool table, you can play a game with someone for a while too.

Whenever I see dancers just sitting around glued to their phones, it usually means they are waiting for the whales to arrive. They don't bother with us small fish. It's also a sign of old dancers, by which I mean dancers who have worked there for years. They know the regulars, who has money, what time is busiest, etc. But that's fine, them sitting on the sidelines means more money stays in my wallet. I've been meaning to try Go Go Rama, how is the variety? White girls? Black girls? Latinas?

As someone who lurks often and never started a thread on this forum, I just want to say: Fuck Joe Biden and anyone who thinks he's doing a good job.

I didn't know ITC strippers was so popular. It's my preference too, but I should probably get tinted windows in my car.

Pole tricks have become almost a dying art these days in strip clubs. Few strippers actually bother to learn any tricks. I assume spinning poles are used more by professional pole dancers during competitions and whatnot. I do remember this one girl at the Harem in NJ who would do some crazy stunts on the pole. Extra points for stripping while doing a pole trick. As for safety, I was never concerned. I've never seen a stripper fall off a pole in all my years. They know what they're doing.