First Time, Definitely Not Last Time

After having read some recent positive reviews of this place and after the absolute disaster which was my visit to 4 central NJ area clubs the previous week (I posted reviews of 3 of the clubs), I decided to give HP a shot. I arrived around lunch time on a Thursday and was able to get a parking spot in their rather large lot, but spaces were still somewhat sparse at that time. I walked right in without having to pay any cover or anyone stopping me for any reason. This is not a large place at all - there is a bar with about 20 total seats to the left when you first enter any individual small tables to the right, both of which surround the stage where the girls do their thing. In the far back corner are 4 individual small booths were lap dances take place while the VIP area is behind the bar, more or less adjacent to the entrance. The mens room is located to the left of the bar and was very clean.

On this day there were about 15 girls dancing and they take the stage in groups of about 4 or 5 at a time. The dollar parade here is the second worst I have ever experienced, trailing only the infamous Breathless, but the overall quality of women was quite high. There seemed to be a good mix of foreign and domestic girls, but I did not see any AA dancers at this time. I don't know if it was because this was my first time ever at this place, but some of the girls came off as rather cold when they came around to collect the mandatory tip. Others were quite personable and outgoing, but I can honestly say that none of them were rude.

One girl who definitely caught my eye was a tall, very well-endowed blonde named Brianna. I had to play the waiting game before I was able to get into the lap dance area with her because she was first tied up with another customer for quite awhile and then she had to perform her stage set. However, she was well worth the wait. She is definitely my physical type and took good care of me while we were together. She rubbed her firm, massive breasts against my bare chest and did a hell of a lot of stick shifting, however, our genitals remained covered the whole time so she didn't do anything too over the top. The cost was $20 per song and she seemed to be pretty fair in regards to the time and not classifying a "song" as lasting 78 seconds like many dancers tend to do. She mentioned that she used to work at Titillations and that's when I realized that I had met her before, at least 5 years ago, but the dance wasn't particularly memorable because...it was Titillations. When I asked about the cost of the VIP, she said it would be $90 to the club and $200 to her which was too steep for me mainly because that damn dollar parade seriously cut into my stash. She did not explicitly state anything that might happen if we went VIP, but based on previous reviews, it does sound as if extras are available. I do want to get back here again and try that out with Brianna and hopefully the timing will be better so that we can get together far sooner than later. If I hadn't been able to connect one-on-one with her during this visit, there were a couple of other girls there who would have been a more than serviceable plan B.