Mike Rotch
When in doubt, take dick out

Comments by Mike Rotch (page 12)

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2 years ago
TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
The Chicom Balloon?
This is sad, the balloon flew across the ENTIRE country over several days. If it was a spy balloon it probably got all the intel it needed. Imagine it had been carrying a nuke. Game over.
review comment
2 years ago
Bk114214
Local bar, with strippers
Maybe I'm slow but what about this review screams PROMO PIECE?? I just see a dude who went in, tipped some girls, got a dance, and went on his way. He hardly praised the club, called it an ok place. If this was an ad he did a piss poor job of it.
review comment
2 years ago
Catdaddy098
TH
That's a big nope from me too. I wouldn't have even finished my beer, I would have ran out the second I saw a bulge.
discussion comment
2 years ago
TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
The Chicom Balloon?
Maybe it contains the new covid variant, freshly made in their Wuhan labs. If it flies over NYC and suddenly pops, we'll know for sure.
discussion comment
2 years ago
Birdie_Boxxx
Tell me all about it (LDK/Cumming in Pants)
Well as a fellow lapdance lover I can relate to this story. I've had so many lapdances throughout the years I've literally lost count. Some good, some bad, most just mediocre. But I can recall at least 2 that made me bust a nut. In one occasion I was wearing thin spandex shorts and no underwear so I was basically asking for a LDK. The girl took me to the booth and grinded me really good for a few minutes, there was barely any clothing between my dick and her pussy and it was enough to make me shoot my load. Felt great. She noticed immediately and was pretty nice about it. Even gave me a paper towel to clean myself off, it was a mess. But as she was leaving I heard her talking to someone, maybe the bouncer or manager about what happened and I heard him saying something like "are you fucking kidding me?" LOL So yea, kinda embarrassing walking out of that place. 2nd time was much better. It was at a different club and the lapdance booths were much more private with no bouncers hanging around. I was wearing jeans this time and wasn't even planning on getting a LDK. But the girl was a pro, she knew exactly where and how to grind, even adjusted my dick so it was pointing up and then just rubbed her pussy up and down the shaft repeatedly. I was actually impressed. Made me jizz hard and under 5 minutes. And since I had jeans off, it was less messy and I could actually stand and walk to the bathroom. I would like to have more LDKs but sometimes I'm just too drunk, or the girl switches positions too often, or I'm wearing pants too thick. There are a lot of factors that come into play, and they all have to come together for me to get an LDK.
discussion comment
2 years ago
Pickmeup
Driving past the old Showplace
Yea I remember this place too, sadly after covid they never recovered. Had a lot of good times. There was a Brazilian dancer that used to work in Blue Goose in Paterson that disappeared after that place closed. Then some years later I see her dancing in this club. She recognized me and she still looked fine, kept that body nice and tight, though you could start seeing some age on her face. I took her to the booth a few times, for old times sake. Then this place closed too and I never saw her again.
review comment
2 years ago
misterorange
Kamala, you're FIRED!
Nice improvement.
Nice review, I had totally forgotten about this place, it's very plain looking from outside. Do the ladies still give out handies for $20? LOL
discussion comment
2 years ago
Studme53
Pennsylvania
Daytimers - ever been the first and only PL in the club?
I went to a club once as soon as it opened around 12pm. I was the only PL, didn't wait long until a dancer appeared. Got a lapdance from her, one of the best I ever had, nearly creamed myself. Those day shift girls have a different kind of energy.
review comment
2 years ago
Mike Rotch
When in doubt, take dick out
Getting Hitched
@D_Richard they come on the night shift I'm guessing, I always visit after 8pm and I mostly see Russian/Ukrainian girls.
review comment
2 years ago
Mike Rotch
When in doubt, take dick out
Getting Hitched
@sarsta I never said I was there last Friday
discussion comment
2 years ago
CocoaDancer609
Good Clubs in NJ/PA
In NJ you should try Hi-Beams in Paterson, it's a small club but they get pretty busy on Fridays/Saturdays and they hire all black girls for the night shift.
discussion comment
2 years ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Special services
Sounds like a massage girl I know.... make sure you have a safe word LOL
discussion comment
2 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
Best TV show ever
Not really much of a TV show watcher but I did really enjoy Married With Children. I will sit and gladly watch reruns before watching anything else. Al Bundy was a modern day hero for the average American man.
discussion comment
2 years ago
doctorevil
Evil Lair
Really, what the fuck is wrong with some you people?
People like to talk shit behind a screen, it's not just this website. In a club I doubt he would say that to the dancer's face.
discussion comment
2 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Phone getting blown up over the past week
Hey if you get tired of them, send some over to me! I'll take these hoes off your back.
discussion comment
2 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Affirmation that they are not "whores"
Yeah nah that's pretty weird. Most of the OTC girls I've been with never even bring up the topic. It's just wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Are you specifically calling them whores and they don't like it? Luckily I have not encountered any girl with waterworks, at least not the type coming from their eyes LOL. I don't understand why they get offended anyway, nothing wrong with being a whore, it's the world's oldest profession.
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2 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
Do customers just have no concept of gross?
Strip clubs are not the most hygienic places, I've seen everything from sticky white stains to big ass roaches crawling on top of the bar. And on the stage too, dancers literally putting their faces on the floor where other dancers step on with their dirty heels. Not to mention the main thing being exchanged, dollar bills, are full of germs and whatnot, getting stuffed inside the dancer's thongs and bras. I'm no germaphobe, but strip clubs are pretty disgusting places. So it comes with the territory, guys acting like this.