Good News: Wieners Are Getting Bigger
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Bad news: Zoomers don’t know how to use them.
Men's health: Penis length has grown 24% in recent decades. That may not be good news.
Bad news: Zoomers don’t know how to use them.
Men's health: Penis length has grown 24% in recent decades. That may not be good news.
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last commentToo bad it's not retroactive...
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I want to read that natural breasts are growing bigger and pussies are growing tighter.
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I heard some wieners are also getting smaller, especially in the trans community.
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I’m sure the respondents to the survey were using a cell phone app to self report
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Isn't the answer simple and obvious? Porn. All that pud-pulling has registered.
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Were the penis lengths self reported?
If so - that 24% increase may involve a bit of exaggeration.
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^ good theory.
Another theory is over the years a lot of younger girls breast sizes are getting bigger, I have friends in the medical community that swear it’s from the hormones that are put in our foods (specifically poultry and beef) that is causing that. I told them I don’t have a problem with that.
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The testosterone levels have been dropping the last 100 years- what would cause the increase in length?
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Well I think I was gypped. My dick only went from 9" to 10.5" and that's less than 24%.
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Oh, that's what she meant. Last time I was in VIP, the girl took down my pants and said. " You are younger than I thought you were. "
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Hell, mine grows more than 24% whenever its fully aroused.
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No wonder all these boomers are so mean to me. They are jealous! Why are boomers so concerned about penises. Are you guys gay and afraid to come out of the closet?
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That's flaccid not erect though
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“Why are boomers so concerned about penises”
OK, I will answer that. (Personally, I think you are as old as the rest of, but just for fun…)
Ever since the invention of the Pill, to Woodstock, to Key Parties of the 70’s, Boomers actually USED their penises (peni ?)
Not like today where GenZennials are afraid to date and socialize. They prefer VR porn and Only Fans to the real thing. It will be the death of real strip clubs. The only ones that will remain will be the party clubs with twerking. (Icee endorsed)
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Ha! One more trend I've successfully bucked!!🫤
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