Good News: Wieners Are Getting Bigger

15 comments

• georgmicrodong

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  2 years ago

  Too bad it's not retroactive...
• gammanu95

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  2 years ago

  I want to read that natural breasts are growing bigger and pussies are growing tighter.
• Mike Rotch

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  2 years ago

  I heard some wieners are also getting smaller, especially in the trans community.
• motorhead

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  2 years ago

  I’m sure the respondents to the survey were using a cell phone app to self report
• Sgrayeff

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  2 years ago

  Isn't the answer simple and obvious? Porn. All that pud-pulling has registered.
• Cashman1234

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  2 years ago

  Were the penis lengths self reported?
  
  If so - that 24% increase may involve a bit of exaggeration.
  
• shailynn

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  2 years ago

  ^ good theory.
  
  Another theory is over the years a lot of younger girls breast sizes are getting bigger, I have friends in the medical community that swear it’s from the hormones that are put in our foods (specifically poultry and beef) that is causing that. I told them I don’t have a problem with that.
• rickmacrodong

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  2 years ago

  The testosterone levels have been dropping the last 100 years- what would cause the increase in length?
• misterorange

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  2 years ago

  Well I think I was gypped. My dick only went from 9" to 10.5" and that's less than 24%.
• Warrior15

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  2 years ago

  Oh, that's what she meant. Last time I was in VIP, the girl took down my pants and said. " You are younger than I thought you were. "
• gSteph

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  2 years ago

  Hell, mine grows more than 24% whenever its fully aroused.
• 48-Cowboy

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  2 years ago

  No wonder all these boomers are so mean to me. They are jealous! Why are boomers so concerned about penises. Are you guys gay and afraid to come out of the closet?
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  That's flaccid not erect though
• motorhead

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  2 years ago

  “Why are boomers so concerned about penises”
  
  OK, I will answer that. (Personally, I think you are as old as the rest of, but just for fun…)
  
  
  Ever since the invention of the Pill, to Woodstock, to Key Parties of the 70’s, Boomers actually USED their penises (peni ?)
  
  Not like today where GenZennials are afraid to date and socialize. They prefer VR porn and Only Fans to the real thing. It will be the death of real strip clubs. The only ones that will remain will be the party clubs with twerking. (Icee endorsed)
  
• ATACdawg

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  2 years ago

  Ha! One more trend I've successfully bucked!!🫤