Twerking. Sexy or stupid?
drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
Dancers didn't always do this, I don't remember twerking from the 90's or the 00's. Whenever it started, I don't get it. They take a beautiful curvy ass, and instead of arching it or bending it for max curves, or even spreading it so I can better imagine my dick penetrating their delightful little assholes, they shake it like it's a molded jello at some 70's potluck desert table. Yuck! I find that nearly every dancer in 2023 now proudly displays this gross talent (what's next, "look I'm double jointed" or "I can pop my eyelids inside out"?) and so I just nod and smile and wait for the absurd jiggle fest to end and the lapdance to begin. I don't let twerking stand in my way, but if there is even a hint of a fart during the twerk she is automatically one-and-done. Even I have limits.
What about you guys? Pro or anti twerking? Gross turn off or sexy primate turn on?
What about you guys? Pro or anti twerking? Gross turn off or sexy primate turn on?
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Though Sirlap makes a good point. Or is that, poke 🤔
Both. As a lion, I have an outsider’s perspective. I will just say that there are many things you primates - or damn dirty apes as I call you - find sexy that I find gross.
With that said, I do like fucking the sexy female hairless apes, so I tolerate the twerk. ROAR!!!
During a lap dance, I want to be feeling rather than looking at it.
If it’s getting a lapdance, I don’t mind one bit and I think it makes for a better experience. Something visual to remember. I don’t do much of that personally though when actually dancing though, just because I don’t like the thought of turning around and not being able to keep tabs on customer hands from my peripheral vision. That kind of thing is better on the floor if the customer is throwing money. (And alas, I haven’t worked in a setting with that kind of thing in a while)
under the right conditions.
Good twerking can be hot depending on the setting, who’s doing it and how close my dick is to the movement.
I’m no twerk expert however they ‘whine’ in the Caribbean which is basically twerking and I suspect that’s where it came from. I had a multi year fling with a Caribbean woman not so long ago and she was highly skilled at this - not a dancer, just a regular professional woman who was a whole lot of fun.
Those first years twerking became popular, you are definitely right -- the girls absolutely loved it. You could see the envy and admiration in the eyes of the girls who couldn't twerk or booty clap or whatever, watching a girl who could. They just loved it, I'd sometimes see them practicing or teaching each other. And didn't particularly care that we customers didn't LOL
On the other hand, I do wonder if twerking is a crowd pleaser on average. It might be like boob jobs, where PLs on customer forums claim they hate them, but the girls all claim to get a clear uptick in revenue once they get one -- it turns out, we online guys do not like the same thing the average customer does. Maybe it's the same, we all sit around and most of us dislike twerking, but maybe an average SC crowd loves it?
^ In my observations, at the make it rain type clubs twerking does often result in foul weather. It's probably no coincidence that its practiced in those clubs much more often.
Dancers twerking can look less erotic - and more like something that could jar your insides. Maybe it’s dependent on the dancer?
Next would be excessive tattoos. Then nose piercing, rap music, strange colored hair. The list goes on and on. The only way I deal with all this is to psychologically disassociate myself from it and not focus on things I don't like. Its not easy sometimes, but the other options are either go crazy, commit suicide, or simply accept these changes. I'm too stubborn for the later, too chicken to commit suicide, and already crazy.
For some, like myself, twerking works because you picture having sex with that girl. You can image doggy style sex and slapping that ass. And if she can move her hips from side to side….oh boy, for me, I think to myself she could probably break me and I want to see her try…lol.
But to be fair to you Drew, some dancers don’t have a good look to them. I’ve seen skinny strippers with small asses dance their asses off and it’s better than a lazy twerk with chick with a dumpy ass.
Maybe the right experience might give you a different perspective and help you see the light! Lol
As most on here know; I’m into big-booty-ebony-dancers – thus I *do* like a big-booty ebony-dancer twerking since IMO it accentuates her big-booty – but I def don’t like seeing a girl w/ a small/flat ass trying to twerk; it’s like a skinny-120-lb-guy trying to flex his muscles – seems most guys on here are not into big-asses (like I am); thus I can see someone that does not appreciate big-butts not appreciating twerking (seems to me they kinda go hand-in-hand).
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