Stripper Poles Spin, Don't They?
drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
TBH I don't look at the pole, I look at the dancer. And, I'm not interested in Flying Karamazov Brothers style pole tricks. I DGAF if a dancer can fly around in circles 10 feet up while hanging upside down by her ankles and juggling flaming clubs. The pole looks like a dick to me, and I like watching a girl wrap herself around and rub up and down on a dick, preferably mine but a brass one will do. I don't care about gymnastics.
So, when the fancy pole tricks come out, I don't really pay much attention. Recently I noticed a local pole-tricks focused dancer going around and around the pole, and I thought: "isn't that going to give her thighs a friction burn?" Then I noticed that the pole was spinning. DUHHHH. Poles spin. I've been going to strip clubs for 30+ years, and just noticed the damn poles rotate.
Is this a new thing? Or did then always do that? I feel like some poles don't rotate.
So, when the fancy pole tricks come out, I don't really pay much attention. Recently I noticed a local pole-tricks focused dancer going around and around the pole, and I thought: "isn't that going to give her thighs a friction burn?" Then I noticed that the pole was spinning. DUHHHH. Poles spin. I've been going to strip clubs for 30+ years, and just noticed the damn poles rotate.
Is this a new thing? Or did then always do that? I feel like some poles don't rotate.
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Im not into pole tricks or anything though
I've asked dancers why they do this, and they claim they make more in tips when they do. This is a case where I'm falsely assuming other customers are just like me. If you see a certain common behavior among dancers in a strip club, it is most likely because that behavior is being rewarded. I've noticed numerous situations where I've seen slow personality changes in long time regulars. They become more like the female fantasy of the typical strip club customer because the customers reinforce certain stripper behaviors by having a positive response to them.
I suppose the spinners enable more creative pole tricks. But like you, I rarely sport a chub based on how fast a dancer can flail her goldfish-tank heels through the air. (Yes, clear stripper boots with fake goldfish in the heel is a real thing - sadly.)
How significant are these poles? I can't think of a single club review that bothered to mention whether the stage pole spins or was static.
I don't care either way. I'm not super impressed by extensive pole tricks. I like to see a girl put a little effort into a stage show, but realistically even if she doesn't, if she's hot I'm gonna talk to her either way.
To be honest - I don’t remember any poles at a Paterson NJ club that I frequent. Maybe it’s just that I’m distracted by the dancers and their sexy bodies?
I appreciate good pole tricks, especially done slow and sensuously. Enjoy seeing top peeled off while upside down, coming around like clockwork, titty,titty, titty . . .