Things to never say to a stripper
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1. "I think lots of stretch marks are sexy on a gal."
2. "Congratulations! When's your due date?"
3. "Good for you for staying natural! Bleaching butt holes is way overrated."
4. "Your boobs remind me of when I used to chase after my little bro with a softball in a tube sock."
5. "You have great birthing hips."
6. "How long until you graduate college so you can stop doing this?"
7. "You remind me of my daughter. Wanna go to the back?"
8. "I bet you make great babies. Wanna go to the back?"
9. "Why should I pay you when the club already is?"
10. "Some guys might not like meat curtains but I love 'em!"
^ I fucking heard that one once. I didn't believe I actually heard it, but after they went back I asked the bartender and we both confirmed each others fears. The guy is a regular at BT, I still see him in there from time to time & both laugh and vomit a little.
How about
I'll pay to fuck if you're low on rent
After I pay to fuck you imma go on tuscl and gloat about how I paid you but you're not a hooker and I'm your only trick. Then I'll berate you like the dirty cum dump you are.
Please cry after I fuck you. That turns me on. I always brag about it on tuscl when I make hookers cry.
Short on time, didn't follow the link or read comments, later.
But I see dougee posted and here's what to never say to anyone..
hi, my name is dougster but you can call me icey, lulz
Also honey you're confused about what I do. I treat everyone with kindness, including when I offer to give a grown woman what some people earn in a week for a couple of hours of entertainment. If that's somehow bad in your eyes then so be it. But just because you have sexual PTSD issues doesn't mean that everybody is carrying your baggage.
You are free to believe that any woman who has a financial need is utterly incapable of making her own informed decision, but I do not. We all work for money, whatever the job. Don't belittle or denigrate others (such as by calling them hookers) who are willing to make different choices than you by treating them as helpless victims. It's absurdly condescending and more than a little misogynistic, or at least it would be if you were actually a guy. Shame on you.
Btw this whole conversation is ludicrous given that you first came on here pretending to be a pimp who was selling his crack ho GF's ass out the back door. Seriously now honey. But I digress.
You are free to believe that any woman who has a financial need is utterly incapable of making her own informed decision, but I do not. We all work for money, whatever the job. Don't belittle or denigrate others (such as by calling them hookers) who are willing to make different choices than you by treating them as helpless victims. It's absurdly condescending and more than a little misogynistic, or at least it would be if you were actually a guy. Shame on you.
Btw this whole conversation is ludicrous given that you first came on here pretending to be a pimp who was selling his crack ho GF's ass out the back door. Seriously now honey. But I digress.
Missed opportunity?
That’s a great one. I just may use that LOL
I'll pay to fuck you but then publicly berate you to make myself feel like I'm better than you. I'll also put your relationship down coz I feel inadequate. So I'll say I'm a mind family man doing you a favor but you prefer delegates coz you're a harlot
Also, time and again you pull my family into the discussion when you know nothing about my home situation. You're an angry child and you're out of line. Your personal baggage and overall emotional anger do not justify abhorrent behavior like pulling children into adult discussions.
Shame on you.
Just put him on ignore if enough people did that he’d dry up and blow away
I'm going to use "THE SYSTEM" to get you that's why I'm wearing a white suit. Lying to you about who I am. Pretending I'm being a nice person. But inside I know you're just a desperate cum dumpster in need of cash. That gives me satisfaction before I go home to my wife and kids
Btw this whole conversation is ludicrous given that you first came on here pretending to be a pimp who was selling his crack ho GF's ass out the back door. Seriously now honey. But I digress.
Also, time and again you pull my family into the discussion when you know nothing about my home situation. You're an angry child and you're out of line. Your personal baggage and overall emotional anger do not justify abhorrent behavior like pulling children into adult discussions.
Shame on you.
I treat everyone with kindness and respect except for filthy where's like you. Now shut up and put out desperate little girl. I'll throw in an extra 20 if you cry