Comments by Ldkmike659

  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Looking for extras/providers, getting stuck
    There’sa thing called a cop check from the old days, where when a John touches a stripper’s genitals. Supposedly this invites charges upon the John and therefore indicates that he can’t possibly be a cop to the steeper, who will then disclose what’s on the menu. In recent years there have been sting operations where undercover Leo will full on fuck ITC before busting in with charges, but this kind of thing is preceded by the club in question being formally investigated by the local pd or sheriff (as in a google search showing no recent Leo activity for your haunting ground is a safe enough place to try and find providers for extras).
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    pistola
    Keepin' it 💯
    Lap Dance Pants
    Don’t buy those pants they suck. Fabric is too coarse to give a good sensation. Softer thinner fabric pants with zippered pockets are ideal.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Frankie Jay
    for just 50 cents a day, less than a cup of coffee, you can sponsor an out of work stripper and see all nude content on onlyfans
    OT - I need your ideas for my OF page
    You should get an assjob/bbl first tbh.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Dancer's behavior around staff and non-paying customers
    If the waitress is flirty and handsy , then I trust her recommendations for a good entertainer when I’m on a time crunch. Otherwise I’ll go out of my way to avoid dramatic entertainers. Those types of persons can’t be trusted to deliver quality service.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Post COVID Strip Club Venture
    Hey brother, this experience of dancers hustling holds true for me as well during recent outings. Try your luck on Wednesdays for better dancer density (and thus lesser low quality hustlers). If you go back I highly recommend asking if Estrella (only speaks Spanish), Victoria, or Lyric are available.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Having your cake and eating it to
    If you provide and she (you’re partner) can’t sustain her goals and lifestyle without your providing, then you can duck whatever you want on the side. If she can however, say goodbye to half your shit and hope the post was worth it XD. Something to consider would be, the possibility of doing the same thing when not in a relationship where exclusivity to each other is expected. After all, there’s nothing stopping you from having multiple strippers assuming you don’t have an addiction and aren’t broke.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    best time during break
    Everything in this site is a work of fiction.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Tried it a second time and it's still not great
    Came here once in the six years while I was on the area (~2015). Got swindled by promises of bbbj from a dancer (barely got a high mileage lap dance) and then stopped by security when I tried to leave. Place was a shit hole then, seems like a poor option for Itc now. @RockAllNight IMO, if things haven’t changed drastically, itc no more than $150 per entertainer and otc 300-500 depending on ratio of time to dancer quality. Seemed to be the norm for Ky-Tn at the time.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Longest you have driven to a strip club
    10 hours. Loved the city so much decided to stay there for college. Ended up spending more on the hoes than I did for college XD.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Happily married me, how do you deal
    Hey op, don’t be stupid and do stop getting bb service of any kind. If you want bb, get an otc oiled tf or hj. Trust me, the social complications of getting a sti is bad enough and in your case it comes with the potential to lose your marriage. Secondly, don’t feel guilty about having polyamorous tendencies (so long as you’re not giving her a disease or go bankrupt). Legacies of better and more accomplished men than any on this website have had a side piece; no reason that a person of less impact on society can’t also enjoy having side pieces. Thirdly, don’t ever admit anything to your wife. If you feel the need to dig into why you have polyamorous tendencies make sure you do therapy over telehealth or go several towns over. Otherwise just try to chill out with all your guilt. You’re not hurting anyone, and at worst shaming her into being cuckolded (like if you get caught giving her a sti). Be smart, be safe.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Electronman
    Too much of a good thing is never enough
    Dark times for mongers: The Trump years
    Better than ever. More women turn to OF daily, more yet turn tricks. It’s really as easy as iding which citizens are likely to have an of or be an ethot, and not look/smell/act like Shrek when you approach.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    best time during break
    Noice keep an eye and a ear out for Diamond/Sapphire, Frida, and Anahi. All three are great itc and otc.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Club Status in Austin TX
    At that time divas is your best bet hands down. Bring money with you, the ATM ITC charges a 20%fee. On the other hand going at night seems way more sketch. Women patrons are just hanging, out not getting dances, and talking with male patrons outside the club. given the recent news of APD’s defunding, it seems to me like the place is heading towards a police bust soon.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Huntsville AL Mongers
    That’s funny just read an unpublished review on the place where the best dancer on shift had nothing to offer more than vague promises.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    WAP by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion
    been hounding since I was first earning so imo my opinion might have some tiny amount of weight behind it. cardi appeals to persons that want to tap into a bad bitch vibe, because they lack the confidence to be a bad bitch when they need to be. cardi is fake as fuck and I had no idea that there was a megan thee stallion until this song, but if I met them in those pink & yellow outfits at a club I'd be broke and dehydrated.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Trashing a strip club in a review vs everywhere else
    If I go eat at the worst reviewed Wendy's in my city, I'll still have spent money on calories that will have nourished me and allowed me to continue earning, and possibly dislodged some shit in my bowels. If I go (unknowingly) to the worst reviewed club in my city, I potentially open myself up to the danger of physical violence, infection from poor control practices, and wasting my time that could have been spent at a better club. Going to a poorly reviewed club carries far more weight with regards to my future. I guess a little guide on writing reviews would be to touch on the following: (i) prices (cover, parking, different types of vip, drinks) (ii) bar vs byob (iii) dances & dancers (air vs lap, haggard old dancers vs universally average or better) (iv) safety (shit part of town, are the other patrons pushing the safety of others) (v) ambience (does the club look nice and clean? are the bathrooms clean? etc.)
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    The Difference Between 2 and 3 is Vagina for You and Me
    So the following is assuming the club entertainer is a relative newbie and looking to turn away from being a stripper into something professional; your value will be far greater with the older entertainers but that's just sad tbh. olyfans and instagram has made it easier for ethots to market themselves and to learn the optimal rates for showing their ass/tits/face. The optimal practice in ethotting is teasing with short clips on social media and then netting a series of followers during a "sale" on OF. This means that any club entertainer looking to match the earnings of an ethot has to have some kind of side hustle. Now I can't claim to understand the motivations that prevent club entertainers from turning into ethots (same or slightly less money for far less effort), but I'd imagine there's less exposure to the public eye in clubbing, the potential to find a few regulars, and IME all club entertainers are looking to move to an area with higher density of patrons or make a career transition to something where they won't have to take their clothes off. So supposing those three things are true, you should understand then that it is you as the patron who dictates the price for extras; or rather it is you as the patron who is accepting an overcharge for an average at best service (even if the entertainer offering the service is a universal 10/10). Idk when the shift for ITC extras became so high but if you're shelling out $$$ and not getting BB service from two devoted & clean entertainers then you're letting yourself get scammed. You need to have your own value system regarding what is an appropriate expense, but if paying more for something is your idea of flexing go for it. Think of it like this, markets adapt to the demand of services unless the service being provided is unmatched in quality or if there simply isn't enough other providers of said service. Now I've been a hound since I was earning and I can't think of a time (see the state of the club scene despite the current epidemic) there was a lack of providers (or entertainers in this case). In short if you're going to shell out that much get your money's worth; spend a $ more, get something OTC, make it last a few hours. Be safe always.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Unmatched value at divas
    Update: Went back a couple of times since posting this. At nights on Monday and Wednesday around 11pm the length of the songs are much shorter (maybe 2 mins tops). Makes sense since there are so few patrons and the entertainers on stage don't get alot of love. Nothing else has changed since the date of my original review (including my opinion as best value club in ATX).
  • article comment
    4 years ago
    xpando
    Dating Miss Michigan
    Pants
    No reason to complicate it. Wear whatever is thinnest that is not see-through, that could pass as sweatpants or workout pants. Buy one of this penis extension sleeves cut off everything but the bit that allows you to insert your shaft through the ring. Put a couple squirts of lube into a condom, put on condom, then put on the modified penis extension sleeve, then the thin sweatpants/workout pants. Enjoy ldks.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    TheeOSU
    FUCK IT!
    Have you ever considered marrying a dancer? Would you?
    Lol why but when you can lease?