Comments by OrangeClown

Looks like this clown won't have to pay for sex for the rest of his life. Julio, Miguel, Bubba, et al, gonna take good care of him and see to his needs.

@Electronman, these sessions were on three different trips to the Toronto area a month or two apart. No full service. They're strict about that. For full service, I book with an escort agency, and there are several good ones in the Toronto area. @DrStab, yes, HJ finish is standard. Some ladies will approve Russian if you ask. A shower finish also is available for $10 extra. Other spas are noted for full service and oral, but I don't partake because it's not a sure thing and involves negotiating and pushes the price past what you'd pay for an escort agency lady (usually $160-$200 half-hour, $220-$250 45 minutes, $270-$300 hour, Canadian dollars).

@TJ Walker, any idea where @desertscrub can purchase a flesh type sheep's ass for when he's traveling to cities with no farm animals?

@Puta, you'll have to excuse @desertcrap, he gets overly excited at the thought of having a guy in his shower (and in his ass). Not surprisingly, his boyfriend (when he's not sodomizing farm animals), @mrsorange, liked his comment. For a pair of benders constantly trashing TJ, they sure spend a lot of time in this section.

Cashman, I implore you not to go to TJ. The cartels will cut out your uterus and sell it on ebay.

If your ovaries get sweaty thinking about TJ stay away. If, like @deserttwat, your gynecologist advises you not to go, don’t go. If, like the OP, TJ’s tampon shortage has you bothered, avoid the place.

@Ballin69, don't know what else I can add here, except to tell you to get the fuck out of the game. It's a nice little diversion for 20-somethings, but young guys should be seeking a GF and then, maybe, a wife, someone to share your life with. Otherwise it's a just a never-ending cycle of costly transactional fucks that will stretch for decades and leave you broke, unfulfilled and alone for the rest of your life. It's different for older guys who've been burned by broken marriages and have limited options. Take an extended break from mongering. And remember, if you get the itch to return to PfP, you can always go to Phoenix and have your way with @Desertscrub's mom's mouth and ass for $5 a pop, much like so many Mexican migrants did back in the day.

Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my penis-envy inflicted amigo @desert3incher. The front desk at Cascadas didn't believe his name was Mary when he showed up with a little lamb.

Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my transgender homie, @Desertbender. He's only accustomed to bringing lettuce, carrots and hay across the border since farm animals don't accept cash.

^^This will never be a concern for @Desertscum since sheep aren't into ink.

Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my hombres, @MrLittleOrangeDick and @DeseretOrangeDickLicker. Inquiries about Mexican mongering destinations that provide no intel on the local barnyard animal scene are of no use to them.

Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my boy @Desertbender. All this talk about showers has him longing for his days as an alter boy and the daily games of Hide the Pickle with Father Phillip McCrevice.

Good advice. We all don't have the benefits of @desertscrub, being able to simply shower with the male strippers after a night at the club.

Gentlemen, my boy @desertscrub definitely is not gay. That's slander. He only has sex with female goats and sheep.

Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse our boy, @desertswallower. Businesses in the shitter bring bad sad memories of the day his dad had to stop giving truckers head at the highway rest stop.

Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse TUSCL's resident tranny, Desertbender. The last time the US GOVT issued a stay in place warning, he thought it meant he had to keep his dick buried in his pet goat's ass until further notice.

Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my butt-hurt amigo 623. He'll be fine once science develops a vaccine for penis envy.

Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse noted TUSCL jizz receptacle @Desertvag All this talk of Christmas reminds him of all the fun he had as a youth sitting on department store Santa's lap while Old St. Nick had his pants around his ankles.

As an update, @Desertdork is still waiting for his results from the clinic. How was he supposed to know going bareback on sheep is risky?

Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse alter boy extraordinaire @Dickscurb. All this talk about getting fucked in the ass by Mexicans makes him long for the days when Father Haywood Jablowme, wearing nothing but a sombrero, would stretch his asshole out to prepare him for his future husband.

Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my protegee, @dickscrubber. He gets off on making stupid comments in a pathetic plea for attention, much like his dad used to get off on watching the family dog mount his mom.