Comments by Tetradon (page 23)

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FKK Sharks had any ethnicity you'd like, as long as that ethnicity is Eastern European. I've heard better about Oase. I'll check that one out next time. Or maybe I'm hitting Sharks at all the wrong times.

I'm with @drew. I don't lie about much, but I don't volunteer all my biographical info.

Call me #2 in the looney bin. That long ass face and funky hips.

What @GMD said. The Asian ones all seem to be trafficking operations. I have _some_ morals.

@shailynn, I'd flip that to 25% funny, 75% failed. Actually, take the under on that. Most of them repeat the same lame joke over and over.

I offered SJG $500 to demonstrate a FRMOS at Club Desire--he just needs to buy the plane ticket, but I doubt he could afford the Uber to the airport. Rest of you I'd buy a drink, and then ignore you if you acted like a butthole.

Is he hiring?

Brevity is the soul of wit, but one can only provide enough details with enough words.

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^ Funny, Icee, you've gotten a million "I don't care"'s and zero "wow, you're so cool"'s You might as well brag about your skill at tiddlywinks, for all we care.

@Ishmael, usually you hear about commotio cordis in teenagers or even college kids, not 24 year olds. Could have been myocarditis, some idiots are all like "it must have been the COVID vaccine!" He'll get his heart examined six ways from Sunday, and it'll be made public soon enough. Great article about commotio cordis here. https://www.realclearscience.com/articles/2023/01/04/commotio_cordis_did_damar_hamlin_suffer_a_concussion_in_his_heart_873549.html

"And how exactly does stopping the game help the guy? Do some of the other players moonlight as cardiac surgeons?" Strawmen suck. They're people, not just athletes.

Good Lord, Rick, "next man up"? This wasn't a guy getting the wind knocked out of him. This was a man taking 8 minutes of CPR to bring him back to life. He's still in critical condition and no one knows how he's going to end up. The Buffalo Bills' concern for their imperiled teammate far outweighs any fan's right to see a game. Get some perspective.

She's attractive, but I wouldn't spend $1,000 for anything less than two hours with one of my favorite AV stars (who I probably jacked off to more in my 20s) in their prime.

Why would I want a stripper to fall in love with me? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of clubbing?

I have ongoing SMART (specific, measurable, attainable, relevant, time-bound) goals. If an arbitrary flip of the calendar is your impetus to change, you should probably resign yourself to your dead-end job, video games, and whacking off.

Happy new year to TUSCL's favorite giant kitty. Wishing for Dave to lose his virginity, might as well wish for something more realistic. Like a pet dragon.

Biting and scratching is awesome. One of the hottest dances I ever had was at RI Dolls, where she used those nails to tease (and occasionally dig in) to great effect. I'm not into hardcore bondage play but a little pain amplifies the pleasure with civvies. Biting a chick's neck while she digs her nails into my back while we're fucking, I feel like a wild beast. But I'm not into doing it hard enough to draw blood or blood play or any of that shit. In addition to being too freaky, it's a good way to get Hepatitis C. Buddy of mine dated a chick that wanted him to jam a loaded .45 in her mouth hard enough to make her gag while he fucked her. And yes, she wanted it loaded with his finger on the trigger. Crazy ass bitch.

Good comeback, but to be fair, a lot of dicks shrink in Greta's presence.

@icee, neckbeard incels can't keep a good woman any more than they can keep a good job. I saw some crazy bitch on an online dating site who wanted a man to fulfill her "breeding fetish." She said she was 25 and wanted to spend the next 15 years "as pregnant as possible." She sounded fucking cuckoo.

A lot of incels _do_ want claim to want a tradwife, but could never be a 1950s-style provider for a wife and 4 kids. Those types work shit jobs (if they can hold one) and couldn't change a lightbulb. Really, they want a woman who'll cook, clean, suck their dick, and wait on them hand and foot while they play video games and jerk off all day.

#alwaysbait Why do people attempt serious conversations with OP, who is the dictionary definition of autism?

"It's not the same here without sjg" I know! Old ass forgotten threads aren't getting bumped. Pointless "I have no friends so I need to post everything I read on the internet today" threads aren't getting created. No one is making graphic threats and sucking Founder's nuts to get away with it. No one is constantly threatening to mutilate other male TUSCLers' anuses. Political discussions are _slightly_ less dumb than usual. It's awesome not having SJG here!