New Year's Resolution 2023

Haven't made a New Year's resolution in years. Not happening this year as well.

Nope!

my new year resolution: Help someone close to me to come out of her struggles.

Only New Year’s resolution I ever kept, was the resolution not to make NewYears resolutions, many years ago.

@Warrior15

I will play along and answer your question.

Q: “New Year's Resolution 2023” Do you make them ? If you do, have you ever kept them for very long. Most people do something like lose weight , work out more, save some money, get a new job.

A: No and No

“New Year’s Resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account."

~ Oscar Wilde

#1 get my weight back below 210 - it's less than 15 pounds but it may be a reach.

#2 get the garage cleaned out enough to park one car in it if we want to

#3 at least 2 MFF threesomes with different women each time. Already on the calendar and stretch goal is a third (she's not totally sold but she's kind of dick drunk for me and pretty open to my suggestions).

#4 monthly hangs with the bros - this was a tough year with lots of cancellations due to illness and work emergencies. Needs to be a priority although I can't control other people.

I have ongoing SMART (specific, measurable, attainable, relevant, time-bound) goals.

If an arbitrary flip of the calendar is your impetus to change, you should probably resign yourself to your dead-end job, video games, and whacking off.

My resolution is to procrastinate more. I think I'll probably start tomorrow.

To destroy more strip club shitters

I actually have had steady long term SB relationships for the better part of 5 or 6 years. All fun but I really need a break from any kind of commitment. October I ended my last one of a year and my resolution is to be more casual strip club focused in 2023.

^ Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.

:D

Good Times, Good Times.

CJKent wants to see our dad bods

Less stress

^ less stress is not a new year resolution. What you need to give up for less stress is tha actual resolution. Now, clarify what is your actual resolution for less stress? Never clear in anything you say

Lol Champy good points Less stress is something you’d expect a drug addict to say

To clean up my act and not be such a filthy pervert! Lol!

That’s never going to happen!

Maybe I will save more and spend less in 2023!

That’s highly unlikely too!

Work less - enjoy a more balanced life?

Hasn’t happened yet, so I don’t expect to start now.

I might as well try to lose a few pounds - as those other ideas are already doomed.

...and CAPS LOCK KEY

Scrub - you do realize what site you are posting on? Self control here?

Well my NY Resolution lasted exactly one day. This gorgeous bartender sugar baby texted me and yes, I fucked her last night. Does that mean that I'm off the hook for all the other crap that I said ?

Oh, I think 2023 is gonna be a good year. :-)

Not to binge when I come across a lot of shiny new objects.

And I don't mean just strippers either. The holiday work slowdown gave me a little more time to devote to making SA work and all I'm going to say is wow. There are a lot of girls out there with day jobs who want the extra cash, but who don't want to think of it as what it is. SA gives them the fig leaf to believe that what they are doing is sugaring rather than prostitution - it's brilliant. Once I learned to spot the high volume p4p girls and the scammers and developed the instincts to know what these girls want to hear, it became a lot more fun.

But with work back in full swing now and the kiddos about to go back to school, I need to slow down now, lol.

How do you know the girl is high volume Rick? Scheduling difficulties? Also why do you want to avoid high volume girls even if they’re hot? Arent high volume girls often cheaper

^ It's sometimes easy and sometimes a combination of things, but they generally include one or more of the following:

=> She purchased a premium membership; => She's eager for an instant meetup without any preliminaries; => Her number pops in a Google search as an escort; => I find her photo on Tryst or STG; and/or => Her backstory starts to fall apart during the prelims.

On that last one, sometimes it's a matter of trusting your instincts. I've been doing this for a very long time with strippers. When you do the same shit over and over with generations of strippers, you learn to pickup on body language and verbal signals.

As usual, my brother from a hairless ape mother is 100% correct. Always trust your instincts. Well, some of you normies may have shitty instincts so who the fuck knows what you should trust. But we rick have rick instincts - rickstincts, if you will - and they are spot on.

My only New Year’s resolution is to be so unfathomably cool that 99% of normies just can’t wrap their brains around it. You may ask “so rick, what is up with the 1% of normies who can wrap their brains around how cool you are?” Good question. The answer is that they are the smart normies. Alas, they will never be rick cool, but at least they are smart, so good for them.

Anyhoo, the only thing you really have to do to be so unspeakably cool is to be a rick. And guess what - I’m a frickin’ rick. Winning! ROAR!!!

I hearby resolve:

To ban ice and SJG from TUSCL

To earn several billion dollars

To buy Twitter

To beat Elon Musk to the moon

To do at least one hundred strippers

And finally,

I will stop posting delusional bullshit!

" To do at least one hundred strippers "

I assume by "do" , you mean achieve carnal knowledge. That is one girl every 3.6 days. I like that goal.

Pshah 200 strippers geez, that’s nothing , swing for the fences man go after, Wilt Chamberlain’s record, if I remember correctly he claimed he slept with over 20,000 women

Baby steps, man, baby steps!😂