discussion comment
2 years ago
bang69
North Carolina
We all forget
@OP, sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet. I had this conversation with a dancer at Desire, how I'm damn sure they've greased palms at Police One and City Hall.
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2 years ago
3131
Blowies
What Mike said. Sex, you know how it's going to be, and it's going to be pretty good. A blow job has a broader range of outcomes, it can be a harrowing or otherworldly experience.
discussion comment
2 years ago
mark94
Arizona
Tesla Investor Day
Musk has done more to help America "go green" than a hundred liberal politicians.
discussion comment
2 years ago
Dave_Anderson
Polls claimimg massive American support for money & weapons to Ukraine not legit
^ Maybe he's trying to impress a hot nationalist Russian stripper. Just a thought.
discussion comment
2 years ago
Dave_Anderson
Polls claimimg massive American support for money & weapons to Ukraine not legit
Dave, you seem uptight. Imagine the feeling of a woman's lips and tongue against your penis. Now go out there and make that happen.
review comment
2 years ago
SFB
Massachusetts
Afternoon visit: inexpensive variety
What do Emerald and Luisa look like?
discussion comment
2 years ago
dogchain
Who should make the first move?
Sack up and approach. At some places it's merely the best approach. At others, it's imperative lest she get snatched up by a regular. I like to ease into my time at the club, and scout for her best one, but there's a risk she gets taken. But it doesn't hurt to say you're interested in dances later.
discussion comment
2 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
Tuscl wish list
How about this feature. If anyone threatens to leave over a dumb argument, they're locked out of the board a minimum of 3 months (i.e. forced to put their money where their mouth is).
discussion comment
2 years ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
TV series binge recommendation
I'm digging Godfather of Harlem.
discussion comment
2 years ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
Interesting ad on Dolls IG.
Average women call themselves thin Curvy women call themselves average BBWs call themselves curvy Big honking whales call themselves BBW Be careful what you advertise for.
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2 years ago
Shortie44
Maryland
Is LDK sexual assault
What do they say, don't rub the lamp unless you want the genie to come out? I rarely LDK these days, but every time I ever have I made sure to keep her well way from the wet spot. Common courtesy because it's a bodily fluid and I wouldn't want to be covered in anyone else's. Last time I did, she told me she wanted me to cum for her and worked damn hard to. And I had to focus my thoughts to do so.
discussion comment
2 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Venezuela Just Took Fake News To A New Level
Until recently when the evidence became unavoidable, leftist publications like Salon praised Venezuela as a model of democracy. Who needs AI?
review comment
2 years ago
Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
One out of Three Ain't Bad (but ain't very good either)
I returned yesterday (Friday) afternoon, and was pleased with the dancer crop. Some younger, light-skinned, busty Latinas on my radar. One taller one with killer legs. I'm not normally into redheads, but Lexi approached me, and I might take her back sometime. Got VIP with Kaylani, the Asian with dyed hair and a gold medal bum. Would repeat.
review comment
2 years ago
MassD
After Valentine’s Day
Speaking of mileage, you can get extras here with the right girl, provided the right girl is probably an over-the-hill Latina who still has a semblance of hotness but you don't want to see in the full light.
discussion comment
2 years ago
Muddy
USA
Strip club/OTC fasting
My desire to club comes and goes, a combination of spending money, horniness, other things occupying my time, and occasionally overdoing it and it feeling compulsive, or like I've "scratched the itch" for a few months. I took a 3 month break, then went 3 times in the last week. We'll see how long it lasts.
discussion comment
2 years ago
stagename
Houston, TX
VIP Access
I had reviews approved in the last week but didn't get notification emails. They were published and I got VIP credit. I think Founder hasn't added that functionality yet.
review comment
2 years ago
Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
One out of Three Ain't Bad (but ain't very good either)
^ Suction not section. Scrub has an itty bitty teeny tiny little pee pee.
review comment
2 years ago
Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
One out of Three Ain't Bad (but ain't very good either)
A mosquito couldn't get adequate section around Scrub's itty bitty teeny tiny little pee pee. What does it say about someone that they're more ignored than SJG and Icee put together?
discussion comment
2 years ago
wallanon
Open Discussion - Problem TUSCLers
Seems like there's always a consensus to ignore the trolls, then 2-3 of y'all take his bait hook, line, and sinker. He wants a reaction, and you guys feed him like a stray fucking cat. The ones that bother me are the ones who clog the board with irrelevant shit (SJG), parody accounts that think they're funny when they're really not (too many to list), or bump necro threads. Personally I could give two shits about the new site, that doesn't add any good functionality as far as I can tell.
discussion comment
2 years ago
CJKent_band
The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best re
There are some wise men here. And there are out of context quote spamming trolls.
discussion comment
2 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
Who else misses rotary dial phones?
^ Tvventyfive, do you miss full 1970s jungle bush?
discussion comment
2 years ago
Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
What makes you decide to do VIP?
^ Okay, Icee, that last one gave me a good laugh. Thanks, I needed that.
discussion comment
2 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
WW3 Coming Soon!
We're giving Ukraine enough to fight back, but not enough to end the war. If China starts aiding Russia, we're going to have to shit (mobilize our defense base, go deeper into debt, and risk WW3) or get off the pot (and abandon another ally in disgrace). Hell, we're going to have to make that decision anyways.
discussion comment
2 years ago
Muddy
USA
Who are these 1,2 no review nobodies complaining about not getting free reviews?
On the "submit a review" page, there should be a few samples of what a "good review" looks like. You don't have to write a dissertation, but your review should have information that will help any clubgoer make a more informed decision. If you've never submitted before, you might not know what quality looks like. Or you might think you're William Faulkner when you write like shit.
discussion comment
2 years ago
Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
What makes you decide to do VIP?
"Come to Miami so I can butch slap you" Butch slap me? Is that like a masculine lesbian?