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Who else misses rotary dial phones?

Icee Loco (asshole)

I'm a fucking loser

3 yrs ago · 1 min read

I know I sure do

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drewcareypnw

Retard.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

You wouldn't say that to my face. I'd do karate on you

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Cashman1234

I don’t miss them. They are a cool piece of nostalgia, but I like a keypad for dialing.

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rickthehick

Icee you copied your naming strategy off me, thats sad, you had years to figure things out but only now made this new display name

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misterorange

^^ It's the fucking Battle of Trolls.

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Cashman1234

I got trolled! I fell for it!

I still don’t miss rotary phones! Lol!

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Phones are too complicated now. But when I'm around the only thing anyone has to worry about is calling 911 after I teach them a lesson.

I miss rotary phones. Photographs. Black and white porn reels. Pizza Hut buffets

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Icee Loco (asshole)

That was phonograph s not photographs.

I also miss both my wives and my kids.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Picking pussy hair out of my teeth was how I'd floss. But there are trade offs. My lady friends like it when I take my dentures out and eat apple sauce out of their coochies

I really miss eating ass back then. The hair added flavor and texture

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skibum609

^Here's hoping you get cancer and die.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Skibum you Are a rabid antisemite. I'll beat you with my nunchucs

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londonguy

I've seen many funny videos of millennials trying to use them. Not a clue.

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rickthelion

Alas, lion claws are more likely to destroy rotary phones than a nice iPhone. Therefore, this rick is a fan of the Apple. But if you damn dirty apes want to be intentionally anachronistic that is your choice. ROAR!!

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ClubFan81077

"Press 1 if you miss rotary dial phones. Press 2 if you don't miss rotary dial phones. Press 3 if you don't know what a rotary dial phone is. Press 4 if you can't press anything because you're calling from a rotary dial phone. Press 5 if you can't press 4. Press 6 to hear this menu again. Press 7 for the operator. Press 8 for the attendant. Press 9 if you're unsure whether you want the operator or the attendant. To end this call, press the # key."

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elmer

Icey has neither the rotary or keypad phone he simply says GOGGLE call my stripper whore

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