Phones are too complicated now. But when I'm around the only thing anyone has to worry about is calling 911 after I teach them a lesson.
I miss rotary phones. Photographs. Black and white porn reels. Pizza Hut buffets
Picking pussy hair out of my teeth was how I'd floss. But there are trade offs. My lady friends like it when I take my dentures out and eat apple sauce out of their coochies
I really miss eating ass back then. The hair added flavor and texture
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