Picking pussy hair out of my teeth was how I'd floss. But there are trade offs. My lady friends like it when I take my dentures out and eat apple sauce out of their coochies
I really miss eating ass back then. The hair added flavor and texture
Alas, lion claws are more likely to destroy rotary phones than a nice iPhone. Therefore, this rick is a fan of the Apple. But if you damn dirty apes want to be intentionally anachronistic that is your choice. ROAR!!
"Press 1 if you miss rotary dial phones. Press 2 if you don't miss rotary dial phones. Press 3 if you don't know what a rotary dial phone is. Press 4 if you can't press anything because you're calling from a rotary dial phone. Press 5 if you can't press 4. Press 6 to hear this menu again. Press 7 for the operator. Press 8 for the attendant. Press 9 if you're unsure whether you want the operator or the attendant. To end this call, press the # key."
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You wouldn't say that to my face. I'd do karate on you
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I don’t miss them. They are a cool piece of nostalgia, but I like a keypad for dialing.
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Icee you copied your naming strategy off me, thats sad, you had years to figure things out but only now made this new display name
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^^ It's the fucking Battle of Trolls.
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I got trolled! I fell for it!
I still don’t miss rotary phones! Lol!
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Phones are too complicated now. But when I'm around the only thing anyone has to worry about is calling 911 after I teach them a lesson.
I miss rotary phones. Photographs. Black and white porn reels. Pizza Hut buffets
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That was phonograph s not photographs.
I also miss both my wives and my kids.
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^ Tvventyfive, do you miss full 1970s jungle bush?
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Picking pussy hair out of my teeth was how I'd floss. But there are trade offs. My lady friends like it when I take my dentures out and eat apple sauce out of their coochies
I really miss eating ass back then. The hair added flavor and texture
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^Here's hoping you get cancer and die.
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Skibum you Are a rabid antisemite. I'll beat you with my nunchucs
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I've seen many funny videos of millennials trying to use them. Not a clue.
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They might make a comeback with black and white TVs
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Alas, lion claws are more likely to destroy rotary phones than a nice iPhone. Therefore, this rick is a fan of the Apple. But if you damn dirty apes want to be intentionally anachronistic that is your choice. ROAR!!
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"Press 1 if you miss rotary dial phones. Press 2 if you don't miss rotary dial phones. Press 3 if you don't know what a rotary dial phone is. Press 4 if you can't press anything because you're calling from a rotary dial phone. Press 5 if you can't press 4. Press 6 to hear this menu again. Press 7 for the operator. Press 8 for the attendant. Press 9 if you're unsure whether you want the operator or the attendant. To end this call, press the # key."
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Icey has neither the rotary or keypad phone he simply says
GOGGLE call my stripper whore
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Stripper hoe lulz
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