Comments by HunterBiden

@shailynn As soon as I get my laptop back, I will venmo you.

That Goat gets my approval. If he wants any Ukrainian goat pussy - I will hook him up with a Rick-worthy party once he is confirmed. My daddy has a great rapport with goats!

Where did you get that photo? That’s a deep fake made by Putin! I got veneers - that’s all.

Banana Republic? I knocked up a girl who worked at a Banana Republic! A bit of free advice - if it’s loose and wet - it’s not her ass.

Can you sign an executive order to end this DC lockdown? I need to find a few young street walkers to service my Presidential balls.

That Don Jr has legit relationships. It makes no sense to me. He’s still a republican - and they never get the quality us filthy dems pull down.

It’s time for you to put on your pajamas and have some lactose free warm milk. It’s been a long day. You’ve already made enough pudding - as the secret service has been working to get the skid marks off your chair in the Oval Office. You can call your buddy - Bill Cosby tomorrow. You always shit your pants when he does his fat Albert voice.

It was a great speech! One for the ages! You delivered that speech like a champ - and nobody knew you crapped your depends! I think that hot Mexican - Jennifer Lopez smelled it today. But I told her it was from Kamel’s cunt.

They don’t call my dad the Dunmore Destroyer for nothin! He’s a fan of the sans lubrication back door delivery. He’s got stories that would make a priest blush!

Come on dad - the queers like being called queer now. They don’t like being called homos, fags, butt pirates, baloney smugglers, rump wranglers, fans of the village people, chuck dingleberry, gerbil sliders, pizza hutters (ask Juice), diesel dykes, Delaware mud sliders, and a few other names - but queer is ok!

When can we spit roast Kamela again - while her cuck husband watches? Her lips are silky smooth and her throat is so deep for sucking dick. She loves the white meat!

You mean Bono? Or Bobo? I keep forgetting... Can we buy a few Chink whores from Papa Xi? It will be like when Nixon brought back those pandas! As long as those showers were golden - it won’t be a problem.

I told you - that was our secret! Then you went and shaved your legs for that Peloton sex toy. There will always be women ready to marry the favorite son of a President!

My bad big daddy - the laptop keys get sticky when I skype my niece at boarding school. 10% is a small token of my appreciation. When we land in Kiev on Air Farce One - I will make sure you get all the Ukraine pussy you can handle. No need to worry about your erectile problems - I’ve got a supply of viagra that would give Bob Dole a stiffy!

Girls in the Ukraine love American men. They will go wild for the Juice mane!

Time to suck my hairy crack addled sack Trumpettes! The whores in the Ukraine are gonna be showing me some love when the Biden’s triumphantly return!

My tenure of unofficial sex tourism ambassador to the Ukraine has begun! It’s going to be a good 4 years of fucking hoes and collecting money!

You might think $750 is nothing, but it will buy a few Ukrainian whores for the night. Message me for more details...

As long as there are hot Ukrainian whores in the better union - and cheap drugs - I’m in!

I feel your pain homie. I will even spill a little of my 40 out to show my sympathy. The man continues to try and keep hard working ni**as down - and it must stop! Can I get an Amen?

My offer stands PolePig83. A personal offer from the next president’s favorite son. You won’t need to endure any more Cleveland Steamers if you come to the Ukraine as my personal attaché. I get a bit violent when I’m coked up - and I’ve heard you like a good beating as foreplay.

@Mark94 My father is not frightened by balloons. I’m not sure who started that rumor. When balloons pop - he has crapped his pants a few times. It happens to many folks of his age who are a bit senile.

There is so much uninformed pseudo political discussion - and passive aggressive anger here - it reminds me of that homo network - MSNBC! I will give an informed recap of the evening for those still awake. Kerry Washington is a gorgeous dark skinned woman. She delivered the most arousing political images of the evening. I’m sad that Billie Eilish didn’t unleash her impressive mammaries. She seems to think we are interested in her as an artist? Lol! When you whisper your lyrics, nobody can hear them... Hillary looked awful! She’s starting to resemble an aging bull dyke. I’m not giving too much away - but she could masquerade as a female prison guard. (Gislane should take that as a hint). Barry Obama - his face has that sour look - as if he’s taking a bbc in the ass nightly. Nice speech homeboy!! Pelosi looks like a female version of Weekend at Bernies. She must have been reanimated by a hot non-gentile Schumer beef injection. She looks as though her dentures are going to slip out during her speech. Kamala - my sweet tasty mocha dream. She closed out the night perfectly. She’s got hot kids or nieces - or step kids. Beautiful full lips - made for sucking all sorts of career advancing cock! Enjoy tonight’s headliner! It’s gonna be lit! I’m gonna be lighting up my crack pipe soon - before I throw a few hookers down the stairs - it’s foreplay baby!!!

Come to the Ukraine with me PoleWhore83. You can work in a top quality Ukraine brothel - or as I call them Ukraine Hospitality Suites. I’ve got party favors - and I’ve got clean needles (only used once or twice) to help you when you need a real boost.