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CommanderinThief
PEDOTUS
Wednesday, January 20, 2021 11:38 AM
Hello future serfs, those of you useful idiots who voted for me, or defended the stolen election on behalf our glorious Democrat Party, I would like to thank you. Your hatred stoked by the media propaganda allowed us to clearly steal an election and install me as your Commander in Thief. I stated in my you know the thing, months ago that we had assembled the largest voter fraud organization in history, and we did just that. We were able to use lawyers to change and use unconstitutional voting methods that we knew would help us win and get rid of the bad orange man. Disregard the ballot dumps, and Dominion voting machines, who cares if it slipped out in Antrim County that ballots were counting Biden votes as 1.17 and Trump votes as .83. Yes we changed military votes in GA to 90% for me even though we had to force them to be at my inauguration so it looked like there could be a crowd. You saw with your own eyes I couldn't draw enough people to fill a little league park with my rallies, yet I managed to get more votes than former President Hussein, nothing to see there. I lost black and hispanic support, lost 18 of 19 bellwether counties,Ohio, Florida, Iowa and 27/27 house toss ups, but that means nothing, disregard it, we are democrats we don't need logic when we have emotion.
We have 213.8 million registered voters in the US and 66.2% of all voters voted in the 2020 election, that equals 141.5 voters who voted in the 2020 election.
If President Trump won 74 million votes, then that leaves only 67.5 million votes remaining for Biden. This means 13 million duplicate or made up ballots were created and counted for me Cheatin Joe Biden! Wait I mean were not they were all votes for me, nothing to see here. C'mon man. Look it is totally normal to stop counting in the middle of the night in key swing states, and water pipes break, well I mean it was a leaky toilet on the other side of the arena in GA but that is beside the point. Yes we may have made it impossible for Republican poll watchers to actually do what they were there to do, but hey they wanted the orange man to win so it is justified we break those laws. Also it's not really breaking the laws when you paid off or black mail people that could stop you. No, all those Obama judges in the PA supreme court are not corrupt, give me a break or I will beat you like I did Corn Pop. Yes we Democrats love our Ivy Leaguers but don't try to read Peter Navarro's "Art of the Steal' nothing to see there just believe ole Joe.
Which of my policies do you like the best? My $15 minimum wage, sure to crush the small and neighborhood businesses that our country used to enjoy and make our communities up our communities. You see my cabinet is made of big business and big tech so there is no way I could allow them to have competition. We can easily wipe out 4 million jobs in one executive order increasing the minimum [view link] about my plans to remove the Keystone Pipeline. the USA should not be self-sufficient when we can buy conflict oil from the middle east and pay $5 a gallon or maybe $8 in CA. We will rejoin the Paris Climate accord and use our tax payers money to further the global agenda, we don't need those 7 million jobs anyway. So what if our emissions are down and glorious China who is the biggest offender will pay virtually nothing and do nothing to stop their pollution, by the end of my 4 years of 4 months whatever it is you will be subservient to my Chinese masters. Do you like how I will destroy our borders and sovereignty and allow millions to flow in and be paid with your tax payer money, they deserve it more than you, you have white privilege so your low skill workers won't need to work when they can be undercut and we can pay illegal immigrants less. Putting America first for the last years was wrong and my owners in the Chinese CCP did not like it. Now I will make sure they can easily steal our intellectual property while I at the same time involve us in as many middle east conflicts as possible to weaken our army. You will have less and like it, and cheer for it even. I will reverse the Trump tax cuts you don't deserve more of your own money when my administration can give it away to our corporate interests.
You will not complain about my mask mandate even if the CDC has revised the numbers of deaths of Covid ONLY to about 10k and we had 200,000 less deaths in 2020 than 2019. Don't be a free thinker, live in fear it is better for you. You will be happy as I let Big Tech and Big Media deplatform and silence any who stray from our progressive doctrine, yes it is actually a majority of the country but that is why we buy polls who can fudge the numbers and we use the media to just lie to you. I will also I do all I can to crush the 2nd Amendment. If you keep your guns you would be able to fight back when you realize I was allowed to be cheated in and don't give two shits about you. Wait you didn't read that I am a little old my brain is failing so I command you to forget it.
I also want to thank our party shills like twentyfive, jimmymcnulty, justintolook, sclvr, jackslas, atacdawg you are proud traitors to your country in the true spirit of the Democratic party. I applaud how you are going to cheer as we burn this country to the ground and you will lead the charge because that is what our media tells you is right. It impresses me how you can be so wrong so often yet boast proudly about it.
I think I have rambled enough, I was told I could have a pudding cup before they lock me down in the basement again.
Yours in Corruption and Fraud,
Cheating Joe Biden
Commander in Thief
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